Dyson Air Multiplier
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- stem0
Open a window?
- stem0
Get Damien Hirst to make you a model of the fan and it'll cost you even more!
- Orbit0
I too love how people who draw illustrations all day and charge themselves at hundreds of pounds have the right to question some fan. Or a Milkman, or a Premiership footballer, or a dot.com billionaire, or a pensioner, or a convict.
My God Kezza, what are you saying, you'd like to live in a world where we weren't allowed to question some fan?
- dopepope0
I just ordered one for every room. And one for my coworkers at McD's.
- kezza_20
whats your day rate as an illustrator?
- dopepope0
The Dyson fan now sends a solid, steady, & very pleasant stream of shit through the air.
- dropdown0
I have central air conditioning. Cost me $1500 and my whole house is cooled nicely, not just whatever bit of myself I have facing the path of that vortex machine.
- chossy0
The shit has really, travelled towards the fan but then been blown without any buffeting towards a different area smoothly and evenly at roughly but I can't be exact, 15 times the speed it had traveled towards the fan.
- kelpie0
my fucking day rate is enormous and I'm now firmly in the fan questioning camp
- dopepope0
Actually it's pretty cool. And I thought it was going to be about 1000 or so. So the 350 was no biggie. But still, it's a fan. And yeah it looks cool, but without the blades, you can't stick your face near them and make your voice sound all cool and otherworldly.
- chossy0
I was serious by the way when I said it was cool, and I would defo. buy one if I had the money etc., bu tI am hoping that all the folk taking the piss are just taking the piss..... unless they want me to come over there and charge loads per day.
- kezza_20
dont google "shagging a dyson"