Dyson Air Multiplier
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- Orbit0
You know the way this Dyson thing actually multiplies air, rather than just chopping it up into offensive lumps and throwing them violently at your face, well, if you were to stick one in an airtight room... would the room eventually burst open like a pressure cooker?
- seeing as we live in a closed ecosystem, I thin the multiplication is a branding thing you douchekelpie
- yeah I called you a douchekelpie
- Are you telling me it doesn't mulitply air then? DOES TRADING STANDARDS KNOW ABOUT THIS?Orbit
- YOUR COMPUTER DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A SNOW LEOPARD INSIDE IT YOU KNOWkelpie
- detritus0
Dyson makes things work pretty.
Ive, much as I admire him, just makes things look pretty.- Agreed. How uncomfortable are the handles (for hands) on the Mac tower? FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.Orbit
- How hard is it to pull the hard drives out of the easy-to-remove harddrive ports? VERYOrbit
- How quickly do casings become grubby and scrathed, and screens too for that matter? QUICKLYOrbit
- I do like his magnetic power plug/socket though. That's great.Orbit
- Conversely - Upright Vac in .. pink and grey plastic? WHAT ARE YOU ON, DYSON, YOU SILLY CUNT?!detritus
- I do hop ehe's reading this. The thread was started by a Dyson employee after all.Orbit
- Khurram0
Listen, wankers, we're in an era of austerity where we are singularly opposed to such frivolity and such decadent pricing. If you can't catch the beat of the zeitgeist, the cultural moment in which me and Orbit are living, well you can fuck right off!
- Of course moth has been well ahead of the game.Khurram
- HAHAHAHAOrbit
- To be honest, I'm all for people spending their money on stuff like this, I just object to the 'snake oil' marketingOrbit
- bullshit they spin out. If this was a Braun product, on sale in Argus for £45 none of these designers would touch it.Orbit
- I just took a punt on you and went with it cos u had passion. Sorry wankers!Khurram
- I appreciate that Kuzz, and I hope you don't feel like I just hung you out to dry there.Orbit
- U have kinda. But i forgive you cos you make me laff.Khurram
- I feel like the company man from the movie Aliens now, who betrays everyone just to get the Alien back to Earth.Orbit
- (they wanted it for military research purposes you know. What a treacherous cunt he was for doing that).Orbit
- I AM SORRY KUZZ.Orbit
- lowimpakt0
it's a piece of shit and james dyson is an arsehole.
- moth0
So could they terraform Mars with this?
- zarkonite0
Why do people get so worked up over Dyson products on QBN?
- moth0
Nothing worse than an unpleasant buffet though. I hate it when the sandwiches fall into their three constituent parts.
- Khurram0
anyone know what film this gif is from?
- chossy0
Kelpie called someone a douche, this I found surprising.
- all this newfangled american heresy I ask youKhurram
- My pal Lambie would say that 'the barbs of americanism should be torn bleeding from our flesh'.chossy
- I like your friend.Orbit
- I said 'That's what's up yo'.chossy
- teehee. I was making fun of kelpie cos he doesn't like his mom.Khurram
- You would like my friend, he is a nice guy.chossy
- scarabin0
i don't understand why people are so excited about this.
THERE IS A FAN INSIDE. it's not bladeless, they just covered them up and force the air out of a much smaller area so it gives the impression that it's blowing harder.
force air out of any small opening and it's going to come out more forcefully, albeit with a smaller, more focused area.
think of this thing as a tube with a fan on one end and a small hole on the other. it's just shaped differently to disguise the fact.
this isn't magic, or any new technology.
- but it doesn't CLOG!dopepope
- Thank god you arrived to clear things up. We would have been mystified for ever.Orbit
- what fan clogs?scarabin
- a Dyson fan sure doesn't. That's for sure!dopepope
- Not even in those tiny little air intake slots? I FUCKING BET IT DOES YOU KNOW.Orbit
- I'm joking. A reference to his vacuum cleaner. but now that I think about it, yeah, those thin slots probably will fill with dust quick.dopepope
- hahascarabin
- chossy0
If I had the money and needed a fan I would buy this, it looks rad, and does something rad. Come on folks relax. Stop being such a bunch of douches.
- kezza_20
austerity it for mugs
internet is the new gold rush, get on the train and stop being miserable
- kelpie0
the internet. there's another thing that's a fucking useless con