Dyson Air Multiplier
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- benfal990
cats will have fun jumping thru it
- benfal990
''super accelero-tron" for cats and birds and any other small animals that go thru it
- 7point340
does it only accelerate air?
could it, say, expel gas... which would then be ignited?
hypothetically speaking, of course...
- lherb0
Does it still do the cool Darth Vader voice if you talk through the back of it??
- akrokdesign0
very nice. i like it. :-)
- version30
LoveHoney deserves the credit for the sqweel
- eating_tv0
Dyson Pussy Multiplier™
- hektor9110
great achievement
- version30
well, moldero, if it were blowing air at them i'm sure it would have been easier to determine it were a fan.
I'm sure most these opinions are based on personal affect of appearance not personal affect of function
- sequoia0
It's amazing how people can be sold on garbage they don't need.
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- huh? its a fan ffs... you don't own a fan that might need replacing one day?inkpink
- not at that pricesequoia
- now, tell us what do you do?
akrokdesign - loljanne76
- tasty0
it should oscellate a full 360. so you can center it between 4 people and everyone gets blown.
- Stoph0
POKE did this for us.
http://www.dysonairmultiplier.co…
- akrokdesign0
bitching about the price, makes no sense. unless you work at McD.
- McD = McDonaldsakrokdesign
- Go and buy one. You deserve it, and your peers will think less of you if you don't.Orbit
- i really don't need one, so i won't.
still, don't make it less GOOD DESIGN.akrokdesign
- Orbit0
Why is this crap still in the list of topics? Its a fan. Its not a very good fan. This whole thing about buffeting is utter crap. A fan turning slowly still gets the air moving. You don't have to have a fan set to full hurricane speed if you don't want to. Its a techno gimmick for the mindless iphone generation who have not learned a fucking thing from this global financial crisis and will, for no reason other than being too weak to resist the need to have the very latest "cool item", go and spend hundreds of pounds/dollars/euros on a fan that basks them in a sense of self-value and allows them to feel like they are buying into a lifestyle of success and discerning taste.
This kind of shit is like crack. People are addicted to it. People who should know better will go and buy one of these, on a credit card probably, regardless of whether they need one, or whether its effective, or whether in the current climate they should really be spending 10x the average market cost on a weak arsed bit of marketing fluff. They'll just need to have it on their desk so they feel good about themselves.
Sickening. I hope they all develop faults and have to have the fan that's probably hidden in the base unit replaced under warranty.
*Switches on Emerson 12", set to low speed, to cool off from rant. Now that's a stylish fan, motherfuckers. If you want to be cool, get a vintage Emerson. Its the perfect fan for today's climate.
- The Emerson Silver Swan. A little pricey at $102, but what a rare beauty...
http://cgi.ebay.com/…
Orbit
- The Emerson Silver Swan. A little pricey at $102, but what a rare beauty...