Dyson Air Multiplier
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- kelpie0
Dyson's working on an air con unit which doesn't contain any coolant or fan technology; you install it on two sides of your house and simply open up a co-ordinated dual sliding mechanism which carries air from one side of teh device to the other. Its going to be revolutionary
- Khurram0
Speaking of American heresy. I've been using the word "pissed" to decribe people who are angry and not drunk. I just told somebody in design that an advertiser is "pissed" that his copy got cut. I think American way of talking is superior.
- hektor9110
great achievement
- Orbit0
I must admit this is pretty cool though. The airzone... the upper cube is impregnated with air purifying ionics and a natural outdoor scent. The base unit is a silicon block housing an ambient light. Heat from the light gently releases the vapour from the cube above, ionising the air and eliminating whiffs to give a natural forest smell.
You can change the cube to get different scents and ambient colours. Pretty damn fine bit of design for purpose and it actually looks really cool too. I have one and I'm very pleased with it.
£200 with a pack of ten ambiens (the cube part) and it really works well.
- Yeah, totally, its innovative design like this that pushes humanity forward. Great to see, well done Dyson.Khurram
- moth0
So apart from not chopping ones penis off accidentally, what are the benefits of this? It still 'just' moves about doesn't it?
- its "fucking fantastic".
That's the other benefit.Orbit - also, there are some "lovely" videos available on the website.Orbit
- (They show 'surprise' and 'a smile')Orbit
- 'surprise' and 'a smile'? I've seen those kinds of videos before...moth
- do you not read what kelpie sez? he slam dunked us all!Khurram
- that's right, SLAM DUNKKhurram
- THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! THIS IS A TOTALLY NEW INNOVATION.Orbit
- its "fucking fantastic".
- Khurram0
U jst pt it on yr dsk and its lke a chr of hvnly angls whstflly blwng swt scntd ar into yr fcs
- janne760
Can someone send me more links to video's containing both "surprise" & "smile". i need to be uplifted. thanks.
- janne760
if it wasn't for Dyson inventing that air multiplicator this thread wouldn't be here and Horp would have never introduced me to the beauty that is Emerson... Thank you Dyson.
oh what a beauty this is:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-EMER…- They work a treat. I've had mine for 20 years. Lovely mellow air action and really quiet.Orbit
- what about buffeting?Khurram
- See, thats a misconception. Fans don't buffet, the send a constant spirally wave of calming air. People ...Orbit
- have them up too high thats all. You have to buy a good one with a proper variable speed feature.Orbit
- People eh. I don't know.
* Sighs.Orbit - but they don't multiply do they?
i don't want multiplication, my office is too small for it..janne76 - And do they blow papers about in an unruly fashion? I have lots of papers on my desk.Khurram
- Air, moving at speed, will ruffle or even dislodge the papers on your desk. A variable fan will deal with that.Orbit
- Khurram0
what film is this gif from?
- version30
well, moldero, if it were blowing air at them i'm sure it would have been easier to determine it were a fan.
I'm sure most these opinions are based on personal affect of appearance not personal affect of function
- detritus0
So as to remain unblemished by hypocrisy, I hope you wrote that on a Dell computer, Orbit - if you're on a mac, your vehemence on the subject might be somewhat inconsistent with your own actions.
Different strokes for different folks, innit? Most people here would rightly balk at $300 for a fan, just as a lot of orrinery foke would balk at a premium for a computer ,or a pair of jeans, or a music player, or a car, or a, or a...
If all mankind made do with the absolute basic necessities, most of us would be out of a job - if, indeed - there was anything akin to modern civilisation in which to have this pointless argument in.
Actually, fuckit - that sounds good, I'm on board.
FUCK THE FUTURE!
- Orbit0
You know the way this Dyson thing actually multiplies air, rather than just chopping it up into offensive lumps and throwing them violently at your face, well, if you were to stick one in an airtight room... would the room eventually burst open like a pressure cooker?
- seeing as we live in a closed ecosystem, I thin the multiplication is a branding thing you douchekelpie
- yeah I called you a douchekelpie
- Are you telling me it doesn't mulitply air then? DOES TRADING STANDARDS KNOW ABOUT THIS?Orbit
- YOUR COMPUTER DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A SNOW LEOPARD INSIDE IT YOU KNOWkelpie