2012 for reals?
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- harlequino0
- HAHHAmorilla
- That's no spider man logo...that's a space station...TheBIueOne
- I didn't see that at firstmorilla
- Haha, it was ALL I saw.harlequino
- the blue one or the red/yellow/orange one?!%sted
- blue, tilt your head to the rightRustyStew
- janne760
the mayans were sitting on pointy mountains with clear skies and had not much else to do then chop off someone's head every now and then for their great god, so they were watching stars and counting and registering any and every move of them, if you are really bored as a mayan you'd even try and do a bit of math and who knows.. get some accurate shit out of it..
really, they had not much else to do up there.. they didn't have PS3 or iPhones or shit like that.. let alone QBN..
- Huh. I think you just equated the Mayans with Gen X'ers.harlequino
- so that means that they have a LOT to do then...Meeklo
- well, they had chocolate too. Don't overlook that...TheBIueOne
- hmmm.. chocolate..
i always feel a bit more curious after eating chocolate..janne76 - there was A LOT to discover, how can you say they had nothing to do hahaMeeklo
- well some of them.. i swear there were some shit ass bored mayans back then.. they just didn't get much credit!janne76
- sted0
- janne760
where's that nasa shit about abductions, morilla?
i think NASA just wants to lobby for more cash since they are behind schedule in planning their first DisneyLand Holiday park on Mars..
so they overload us with scary shit..
- circulate0
I recommend watching
Temple at the Center of Time
2012 Year of Resurrection
The 2012 Ouroboros Doomsday Clock
- erikjonsson0
if its not god its end of days. you always have to get mixed up in something unreal?
- monNom0
I recommend watching:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086…
- airey0
just get the same survival kit you had for the Y2K bug. that was science and IT experts predicting the 'end is nigh' yet, nada.
and if it turns out it's true, what exactly would you do about it. nothing. so keep on keeping on until you can't anymore.
oh, and maybe put the tinfoil hat away for a bit, you're getting a rash.
- janne760
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- KwesiJ0
so I learned the other day that the real reason 2012 is a big deal in ancient religions and cultures is because it coincides with the galactical alignment...basically when the sun is directly in the center of the galaxy like a solar eclipse of the galaxy...happens every 20,000 years. So this is amazing not because its supposed to be the end of the world but because ancient people, like 7,000 years ancient, had this figured out.
- Yup, this is what throws everything out of whack.morilla
- airey0
aliens. aliens landed here (obviously using the pyramids in egypt and the mayan ones earlier than that) to give us the knowledge to chart the stars. god bless those crazy gray fuckers with the big eyes and no noses.
- makes you wonder how they smell?airey
- bad.airey
- they smell bad.airey
- see what i did there.airey
- mayans were like 1000 years ago. egyptians and azteks were like 3000 BCKwesiJ
- mayans just had a much more advanced astrological understanding of very similar ideasKwesiJ
- probably because they had about like 5000 yearsKwesiJ
- nope. aliens.airey
- yeah of course aliens ...but you said mayans were earlier.KwesiJ
- aliens were fucking with people long before the mayans...and the mayans knew itKwesiJ
- and aliens smell with their ass thats why they're always sticking things in our assesKwesiJ
- damn ass prodders!airey
- janne760
article is from last month.. april fools...
- janne760
BEST COMMENT EVER:
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Posted by: nonhocapito | 05/4/09 | 8:17 pm
"Thanks for the fear mongering. It was important after the pathetic outcome of the supposed deadly flu. You gotta fill the void and fill it fast. Scare people! life can be too peaceful and enjoyable, this has to be taken from us.
On the next installments, please do not forget to remind us of Aphophis the asteroid that will destroy us, bees that mysteriously die, global warming caused by our selfish cars, the invasion of the evil pirates and the fatal day when all the oxygen will be breathed and we will all asphyxiate.
Ah, the media."
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- janne760
anyway, i hope the dikes will withstand this storm!
else New Orleans will be in trouble again..
*pats leather helmet
*drools
- Why would the lesbians stand a better chance than the rest of us?Scotch_Roman
- Eh, y'know. They're fairly resilient.harlequino
- janne760
anyway, let those mayan aliens decide
- morilla0
Whether it is true or not, I find the whole thing to be pretty fascinating.
- what the spider man logo occurrence?version3
- yup, to me it is amazing how far those hollywood peeps will go for attentionjanne76
- Goddamn viral marketing.harlequino
- TheBlueOne0
*was hoping for science discussion, got aliens and mayan prophecy
<sigh>
- galactical alignment is science fact and the mayans knew itKwesiJ
- winnie_the_shit0
Finally Y2K Is REALLY going to happen.