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- airey0
maybe just wander past her desk on the way to the toilet and say something like 'will be thinking of you..." in a sexy manner while jerking your hand back and forth in the air.
- BusterBoy0
Ask her something very subtle...along the lines of "Would you like a hot beef injection?"
- BannedKappa0
See Rule #1
http://www.menshealth.com/mhlist…1. Never ask a woman if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex.
- citizen_h0
ask her if shes into the concept of the fuck buddy
- airey0
ask her opinion of Hepatitis.
- OhYeah0
Take her and watch SAW 5 she will be shit scared and hold your hand all the time. After that go for a long walk, joke with her a bit, then smile and then give her a little kiss to see if she is interested. If so take it from there.
- Fungal_Bum0
Casually stroll past her desk with your fly down and your John Thomas poking out a little - just to let her know what's on offer. I little bow-tie around it should lead her right to the bait.
- Khurram0
be like her best friend. Orbit her for, say, 6 months? Send her graphic illustrations you designed as "gifts". Talk to her about her emotional problems. And then, when she's least expecting it.... Surprise! I have a dick!
- MSL0
Speak to her, tell her you like her a lot and ask her out. It'll be either a yes or no and you'll know one way or another if she is interested.
Just don't fall into the trap of becoming really great friends - road to ruin. Be friends, but not great friends. Great friends can never have a relationship.
- roundabout0
So what going on here, I cannot be bothered to read the complete thread, has the situation and advise got out of had yet, has anyone mentioned, Bum Love?
- Khurram0
have you tried making for her a mix CD? This should be done BEFORE, Surprise! I have a dick!
- SkyPoo0
You should plan for a scene where she 'accidentally' catches you masturbating. I know it sounds extreme, but it may take something like that shock her out of the comfortable "best friend" mental image she has of you right now. If you can possibly contrive it so that she walks in and cathces you right at the point of commencing orgasm you can stare at her wild eyed and huff the words "Can't... stop... now... about... to... climax..... please... just.... hold... my... other... hand...." she will be morally obliged to 'meld' the idea of friendship (symolised by the hand holding) with the idea of basic sexual need (symbolised by you twanking it like an angry blacksmith)... and voila! she's your a mate for life.
* Disclaimer: To date this has not yet worked for me, but this is due to poor timing on my part. They have always walked in BEFORE I am at orgasm stage, and I have had to run after them shouting "Just give me twenty seconds to reach orgasm... maybe less if I go a bit faster... I REALLY NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW".
- You are in fine form today, my friend!MrOneHundred
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climbatree - this is gold.madirish
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- hahahroundabout
- section_0140
Don't do it. Seriously. I dated a girl from a job or two ago and it turned out to be fucking horrible. A) you can't flirt with any of the other girls at work anymore. B) You end up spending all day with someone and that gets old fast. C) When things don't work out, you're in for a lot of uncomfortable situations at work.
It's just not worth it. I guess a one night stand kinda thing would be okay, but a relationship with a colleague is generally bad. Especially when she ends up being a jealous crazy person that ends up semi-stalking you. Yeah.
- TonyMack0
How to Take Things Sexual
...and Land Your Dream GirlSo you’ve gotten the number, you’ve met for a date or two, or you’ve got someone in your social circle who you are interested in. The common element is that you probably want to take things sexual, but you aren’t really sure how to do it. If things stay how they are, with no sexual tension, the girl is going to start thinking of you as a friend or, even worse, a provider, rather than a lover. To take things sexual with the girl, you want to do it smoothly, this means not suddenly lunging in for a kiss or grope. Here’s how to escalate things smoothly:
1. Don’t talk to her like she’s your friend.
If you are talking to her about her man problems, or having casual small talk, there is no way to generate sexual tension. Sexual tension is created from conversation which – challenges her, teases her, or makes her feel emotions. Challenging her, asking her to prove herself to you gets her in the frame of you being the chooser and her trying to win your approval. Teasing her is a great way to escalate sexually. Anything where she is playfully hitting you and laughing at the same time is excellent. Making her feel emotions, means making her talk about her passions, things she desires, and times when she has been in love. Relationship talk – what she is looking for etc is also good.
2. Touch her in the right way
A friend will touch her on the arm when talking, hug her, and kiss on the cheek when they meet. If you do these things and expect to make her feel something it probably isn’t going to work. There are two ways to escalate touch in a physical way – sexual touching, and playful touching. Playful touching is things like tickling her, poking her, play fighting, picking her up, and bumping her as you walk. This is something pretty safe but still creates some sexual tension. Sexual escalation is: holding her hand (use an excuse of looking at her rings or bracelets or nails if you need to), putting your arm around her, touching her hair (likewise use an excuse). These things are something lovers do, and her friends don’t. You need a number of these things to shift out of the friend zone.
3. Being seductive
So you know what to talk about, and how to touch her, but there is still a big piece of the puzzle missing. That is acting in a seductive manner. Someone who is acting like her friend won’t be able to lead her into thinking sexual thoughts. The elements to focus on to be seductive are:
Eye contact – hold strong eye contact.
Slow you speech and deepen your voice.
Look at her like you want her.
Finally you can even start to look at her lips and leave pauses where you are just looking at each other. If she is comfortable or looks at you in a seductive way, it’s on!
Follow the above advice and you will no longer wonder when you can kiss, how to let a girl know you are interested, or be stuck in the friend zone.
- Amicus0
TonyMack's advice is great, if all you want is fantastic sex.
OK. So that is pretty much what evolution wants for us guys anyways.
umm... that is all.
- CALLES0
no man... man up and tell her that you are interested in putting your pipi in her cuca
- megE0
i'm worried there aren't any good men out there anymore
- I’m a good man. But I’m married.MrOneHundred
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- fourthgen0
ok im going to see if I can cook her food tonight or tomorrow night. wish me luck and thanks for the advice
- oh, and good luck! You horny bastard! So close, so tantalisingly close! OH!! *unzipsMrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
No problem. Please report back. I can’t wait to hear how you incorporate all of the above advice into one solid, well-executed sex plan.