girl help
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- digdre0
be nonchalant
- Llyod0
if you're a girl take her out for appletinis and kiss her neck after number 4
- janne760
just meet her at the xerox. when she bends over for a sheet you must pretend you help her or fetch something from the shelf in front of her, so you stand behind her, but you can't reach it so you press your body firmly against her and gently press your awakening purple-headed womb ferret against her choclit spewing flesh pot and kindly ask her if she'd be down for a beer and a sausage after work.
always works!
- iamlo0
i'd say just ask her out for after work drinks, tell some good jokes, make eye contact, ask about her family etc etc, rinse, repeat.
- madirish0
in all honesty, "ask about her family" is the greatest advice ever!!!
- janne760
wtf?
ask about her family?
is that the american way?
you'd be seriously laughed at in holland.
but then,
most girls here are completely oversexed horny monsters.quite annoying to be honest.
- MrOneHundred0
Become better friends, be her confidant, speak to her outside of work hours, listen to her tell you about guys she's interested in, get all pissy and sulky when you hear that she's slept with someone, begin dropping hints that you are crazy about her and eaten up with jealousy without ever saying anything directly, make the situation untennable, leave the job in a dramatic yet pathetic cloud of self pity and regret the day you ever met her. It's always worked out for me... No, wait.
- digdre0
I'm wondering, why do boys always need to do the first step ? why can't girls do it
- okay I get it. you are shy.sureshot
- yes I am.digdre
- respect!sureshot
- yeah...pencilpants
- SteveJobs0
you know what your problem is? you think way too fucking much.
just have fun, have a few drinks and make a move - don't wait too long
if she's not interested, just laugh it off with her and act like it's no big deal so things don't get weird. chicks dig that and sometimes, they come around later - even if it's just for a little casual fucking.
- boobs0
Give her a great big kiss.
- marchelo0
take her out on a "lets get tested" date. she'll love that, safety first!
- cannonball0
Would you ever be in a relationship with this girl? Lot that you need to be to have sex, but look at it this way.
You have sex and she freaks out- bad
You have sex and you freak out- bad
You have sex and you don't freak out but it dosen't go anywhere and then from then on you're in meetings and youre like man I had sex with her... I wonder if she's thinking the same thing. What if she is? Bad, youre both not paying attention to work. If she's not? Good for her, ut bad for you, youre not paying attention to work.Forget about it (unless you have one foot out the door, in which case go anal in the supply closet)
- Lot = notcannonball
- OR you never take any chances and someday you will sit at home, age 61 because you never had the guts to initiate a relationshipa_iver
- initiate a relationshipa_iver
- ha! incomplete thought. *you will sit at home, age 61, typing comments on QBN while feeling totally alone.a_iver
- redant0
take her out show her u have an interest in her and see if she responds. If she doesn't then move on. Make sure you are always a gentleman open all doors and do everything to make her feel good. Then after the date you could try giving her a kiss goodnight. It def is not a good idea to have a relationship at work though so you or her would have to think about that.
- yeah, im never doing that again...it especially sucks when they find someone new at work toopencilpants
- pencil pants haha - the name funnyredant
- i fail to see the humor... lol kidding, thanks.pencilpants
- b_electro0
Is she giving you signs? You know, rhythm? Vibes? Does she lightly touch your arm and laugh a lot when you tell her jokes? Does she listen to you when you talk? Compliment you on your clothes? Give you attention when you pass her desk?
Read the signs my friend, then act accordingly.
- BusterBoy0
So have you porked her yet or what?
- tedismyfav0
I'd just ask her if she'd like to go on a date with you. Pick something to offer that is obviously not something you'd do with just a friend. A nicer restaurant...tell her you'll pick her up, no offer of "meeting there" and something date-like...movie then drinks or something more likely to spur convo...art museum