Casual Racists
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- Khurram0
Ha. One time i was in this party, was weird trip. When i still used to do harder drugs, and this fucking English kid, blonde hair, blue eyes starting chatting to me about how his great grandmother was from Burma, which he said was basically next to Pakistan. I was like "no it's not, it's other side of the indian continent." And he was like "yeah, well pretty close, that sorta region.. so when people use the word 'Paki', it offends me too!" and i was like "Bro, you are not a Paki." "Well i dont look it but my great grandmother..." "no no, mate, YOU are not a Paki.." hehe
- Spookytim0
Sarah Jones...
Blood
it is the thickest blood on this planet
the feet that slip
that slide in spilled lakes of black blood
on back roads marked with rusted dead-end signs
they don't fit into any shoes
not Nikes
not Reeboks
they make them in sweat shops across the sea
turn around and sell them right back to you
and you
and me
for fifty times their value
but none of them can hold the blood
that coagulated not-so-long ago
in the lower extremities
of brown-skinned corpses strung up from trees
like drying figs
or hanging potpourri
to sweeten scenes of Southern gallantrybefore cushioned insoles and arch supports
there were feet that sank in rusted chains
backs that cracked beneath the weight of slave names
like Jones, Smith, Johnson, Williams, or even
Hilfiger
black butts that bore marks forever
from irons that preceded those for
pressing and curling naps yanked straight
before relaxers, weaves, pink lotion
talkin' 'bout branding irons, son
now that you’ve crossed the ocean, right
step up here, little nigger, on the auction block
open up that mouth--yes, nice strong teeth
nice muscle tone, a fine specimen
you must be worth at least ten dollars, maybe more
see here, ladies and gentlemen, how much can I get for
this here barely used, top of the line
fast forward that shit to Calvin Klein
and modern ownership tags for black behinds
courtesy of Ralph Lauren
a.k.a
'Lo
'Lo
well how low can ya go
call on black consumers if you want the cash flow
'cause they quick to flip and spend up all they dough
don't front money, act like you know
we give it up to the Brooklyn malls
we give it up to the Uptown malls
'cause the white folks figure
ain't no questions for a nigger
that material possessions can't answer
we'll stay preoccupied with what we wear and what we drive
while our mothers are dying of cancer
we'll tuck our low self-esteem into some Eurotrash jeans
some overpriced shit from Donna Karan
then we'll toast with Hennessy
to covert white supremecy
hiding the thickest blood on this planet
we wearin' it
under our clothes
the way God dressed our souls
it is the thickest blood on this planet
the blood that sprays and spills in buckets
soaks and stains the nightly news
but fuck it, a colored life still ain't worth but a few ducats
that blood can't be contained by any mind that cannot see
a great black forest for all these cracker trees
afroMadonna and child
and child
and child
and (woops) there goes another one
'cause nowadays mamas don’t know the answers
so babies gots ta'
Guess
say youngblood, you wanna tell me what Georges Marciano
ever did for a black man, boricua, chicano
brothers and sisters
their pockets like blood blisters
ready to pop, ooze and drop cash
so hot and so fast it makes a spark
and our children say,
yeah, Mami, now I got my upside down triangle
my designer question markwhy ask why it doesn't make you complete
it's vanilla concealer for your chocolate heartbeat
pumping the thickest blood on this planet
while we all take it for granted that
more Selma churches won't be bombed
more bullet riddled bodies won’t be embalmed
another cop won't commit murder, turn around and get a raise
while we're picking over the racks
from white-owned Dr. Jays to Modell's/Barney's/Macy's/Saks
they just think we ain't never gonnna change our ways
'cause then we might finally taste the blood of rage
at the back of our throats
and answer Massa back
Nawsuh, I'se don't want to wear yo' britches
Nawsuh, I'se don't want to grant yo' wishes
that all us negroes should continue to hide
in your shoes and your clothes as if we should take pride
in your savage traditions
mass genocide
all the spirits you extinguished
never batted one blue eye
yet you're vultures on our culture like white on brown rice
leech our blood, then sell it back
brown, yellow, black
special priceit is the blood that races through the African veins of the child
on his way to the mall in White Plains
to catch a confused-lost-land-stealing Columbus-
day sale
on a Fila jogging suit for his brother in jail
that blood is my blood
your blood
our blood
the thickest blood on this planet
- chossy0
Khurram, you are patient and tolerant.
- 7340
when i engage in dialogue with people like detritus, creative and spooky etc. i feel that i should pad my vocabulary so as not to offend them with my vulgar american way of speaking. i often find myself writing and rewriting my responses to make sure that nothing is semantically offensive... oh and i try to insert 'u's where i can tou make theum feel as if they aure speauking their natiuve english and not conveursing with a bumbling twat from america who is salughtering their native tongue
does this make me raucist?
- You're a spelling racist.Jaline
- It makes you a slow typist and slightly belgian.Spookytim
- nah, its not racism, its equivalent to the bad attitude a teenager might give his parentskelpie
- fuck you kelpie youre not my dad734
- SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN.Jaline
- we are all your dad.kelpie
- its all fun and games until someone whips out the CAPS734
- oh, sorry.
got a little carried away there.Jaline - sorry fauther it shant happen agaiun734
- NOW STAND UP AND START DANCING.Spookytim
- ah ah ah... you didnt say 'simon sez'734
- Do orks play 'Sauron says'?detritus
- detritus.... [sigh]734
- Randd0
there's a lot of love in this room
- I'm feelin' itkelpie
- So much love...Jaline
- what's dairy got to do with it? got to do with it?kelpie
- it's pressed up against my face and I can't breathe... halp.detritus
- You've got breasts pressed up against your face? Isn't that a good thing?Jaline
- sorry, I did it again. I can't help myself.Jaline
- scarlett johansson can smother me with her breasts anytime734
- Mother you?detritus
- i'll take either... if thats how i was fed id be a fat fat fat happy man734
- Point50
*walks into thread... gets smacked in face with content... wipes tear from eye, walks back out.
- dskz0
fuck racism and fuck racial cleansing mentality
- stem0
I remember one of my old friends, his family had a corner shop and they were of Indian origin. My friend was born and brought up in Huddersfield. When we used to call round for him, his uncle used to shout him and say 'The White Boys are here for you'. It used to crack me up every time.
- molo0
i had a realllyy good friend from pakistan. people were super racist to him to his face sometimes but most of the time they just treated him like that nice "indian" guy. but he was cool and smart and was always pulling insurance scams and faking ids and shit. he also wound up working for an immigration agency and was likeley helping in some quasi legal immigration scam or something. i met a few people from the mideast he was helping move here. good times, felt worldy.
- and his name was Bin Laden?dskz
- first thing i learned from him is that not all muslims are terrorists. obviously. but they do know their way around a little better then your average canadian.molo
- ...then your average canadian.molo
- yeah most are not terrorists but..fake ids and insurance scams? Al Quaeda would love him im suredskz
- binladin is CIA he doesn't need immigration scams...but that's besides the point, shit happens when poor people want to immigrate.molo
- immigrate,molo
- the "poor" shouldnt get a free pass on illegal activity. Not the death sentence, but not a free passdskz
- i didn't say a free pass i said shit happens. they are peaceful and it was largley families with someone who was having difficulty for technical reasons or something.molo
- ...difficulties immigrating for technical reasons.molo
- anyway people with money don't seme to have these problems...i wonder why, they get to keep their family together.molo
- together.molo
- money makes the world go round.
stop insulting the poor. they have morals too and are not dogs, but yeah shit happens.dskz - dogs, but yeah shit happenz.dskz
- creative-0
One of my ex-girlfriend's (same one as above) best friends started going out with a black guy. The friend's dad's reaction was "Oh I see, your best friend's got one so now you want one".
I swear I am not making these up.
- BaskerviIle0
my gf's dad can be a bit racist sometimes, he's a nice guy but it's just that he's never lived outside the small predominantly white part of england that he lives in. It freaks me out when I visit that there are literally only white people around their village.
He uses phrases such as 'just off the boat' and I have to fight every instinct in me not to confront him about it, I know I really should call him on it but I don't want to cause tension
- JKilla770
I was born and raised in rural Nova Scotia where it was 95% white 4.5% first nations and .5% Lebanese. Now through out my youth I always heard that Canada was multi cultural. I never truly understood what that meant until I moved to Vancouver 4 years ago. I love every second of it. I wouldn't trade it for the world.
- oh ya NS born and raised here too. I noticed in Toronto, you can't NOT notice. Everyone is from somewhere else.molo
- Haha to true. The best part is the food. Worst part, all the australians up in whistler.JKilla77
- ...and french people. I lived in banff and it was like a constant language barrier between all the auzzies and french.molo
- Yeah, Toronto is the best for multiculturalism, no question.Jaline
- JKilla770
Oh my gf's (chinese) friend moved to Sydney a couple months back. Said she hated it. Apparently Australians (generalizing) are kinda raciest. She would be walking down the street and people would just start yelling at her "Hey Asian, Hey Asian, get our of here know one wants you here." etc. She stuck it out, and has met some nice people and is having a better time of it.
- vespa0
i'm australian and i hate asians.
- hamrdobolina
- Figures y'a criminal.JKilla77
- i bet you hate abos and roos toomolo
- MediaPimp0
I am greatly entertained by this. As a black man with a white wife and 3 "hybrid" children, I have a racist mother, a father who married a white woman, a mother-in-law who married a black man and a father-in-law who thinks i'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, I get to experience all sorts of dynamics. Oh, did I mention that my wife and myself grew up and still live in the first planned city in America that was created to put multiple races all within arms length of each other, yet somehow, we still get funny looks when we're out and about? Even though interracial couples are pretty much the norm round these parts, it's still frowned upon, mainly by black folks though. It seems that we're just an angry bunch.
- 7340
i am a (very) white guy. had a relationship with a black girl i worked with once. one of my exes hated this. she didnt care about any of the other girls i had been with(which is not that many) , but she had a huge problem with the 'black girl'
really kinda ridiculous and sad
