Casual Racists
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- barbtastic0
as long as they never let broads drive cars or vote, i'm good.
- Drno0
pffft
chinese are so über black
Irakis are so über pakis
whites are so über jews
benghalis are so über indian
gays are so über hetero
- Drno0
Growing up in the 90s was funnier,
people actually thought it was cool to be racist...last year, I was coming into my condo under a pouring rain, when one of my neighbour looks at me and ask me if I've ever seen this much rain in my life..
ffs I grew in belgium...
- Jaline0
jevad's username also threw me off..
- I started here as 'shaft'. One of the reasons I gave it up was people addressed me "bro". and I felt I cheated them..rafalski
- shaft seems really dirty to me. now you remind me of a hockey player / defenseman (which is cool...)Jaline
- Jaline you're a little frisky today!.Spookytim
- I'm always like that...Jaline
- I guess I haven't been paying attention.Spookytim
- I find these hockey player references sexist Jaline :)rafalski
- kelpie0
they already fucked that up.
were all going to hell in an environmentally friendly town car, with hot pink detailing
- and a license plate cover that says my other car is a broom...734
- hahahahabarbtastic
- kelpie0
stop the press.
I have one other brown friend, I just remembered and he's going out with my friend Iain, which makes him both brown AND gay.
How'd I get this right-on?
- mrdobolina0
a friend of mine works in IT at Miller Brewing and they hired this guy in purchasing from rural michigan. My friend felt sorry for the guy because he didnt have any friends here so we invited him to a bbq at my mama's house. Something was going on in my family in the nineties where 4 of my cousins married and or had babies with black dudes. So the bbq's are quite multi-racial. You could see this dude was a bit freaked out. So the bbq went off without a hitch and we went out with the guy again and he starts saying this and that about not wanting to drive in "browntown" and so on. We left his ass at the bar.
- what did you do with the rest of him?kelpie
- ha, funny thing is where he was he had to drive thru what he referred to as browntown.mrdobolina
- Haha!slappy
- is this an area with poor sanitation standards or something?kelpie
- I had never heard that term either, wtfmrdobolina
- I live by two words: Death or Glory.Khurram
- When you're alone, and life is making you lonely you can always go to... Brown Towncreative-
- hahahhaamrdobolina
- "where the hippies all go"jaylarson
- Jaline0
No one has been racist against my race in this thread yet. I feel special.
"This is by far the most progressive discussion on race I've ever seen here" - moth
+1
- get stuffed you mad tamilkelpie
- that's not really racist is it? just a bit rude...kelpie
- Tell us what planet you are from and I'm sure someone can make it happencreative-
- aw, sorry jaline :(kelpie
- Thanks, kelpie. It didn't bother me at all, especially b/c I only understand the language, but don't speak it. and I was born here ;)Jaline
- in Canada ;)Jaline
- and yeah...it's not that racist.
creative, you will never know...Jaline - you know, some of my best friends are tamil's...kelpie
- actually, that's apoint
*chalks up +1 more brown friendkelpie - I'm doing really well here - soon I will be, like, totally unracialistkelpie
- yank.moth
- i"M NOT A YANK!!!
cool, kelpie, I didn't know you had more brown friends. I have 1-2 ginger friends.Jaline
- creative-0
Racism has it's roots far deeper that people wish to imagine. It's from a time when black people were seen as inferior to the point that they would be beaten in the street until they died. Black people were led around on chains like pets and used as slaves with no human rights. They were not seen as people, but as a commodity. All this was socially acceptable. Today there are some people that still see black people as inferior and dirty, much of this has been passed down through generations that have never really encountered black people, the rest are just naive. The difference is that today racist behavior on any level is socially unacceptable. We all know this, but there are many that cannot see that their petty throwaway comments all link back to our unfortunate ancestors that behaved in the much more appalling way i described above.
Can someone please post some breasts now to lighten the mood.
- BaskerviIle0
A great piece of standup on the subject of casual racism by stuart lee, one of the best standups ever imho:
- Pure genius.Spookytim
- I saw him a couple of weeks ago in a pub - BRILLIANT!moth
- Good, but I've seen a lot better. Maybe it's a UK thing...Jaline
- maybe it's a canadian thing eh?BaskerviIle
- yeah, that's what I mean! Maybe I don't get the humour...Jaline
- barbtastic0
- as a vegan i find this offensive734
- That's a lovely pair +1creative-
- http://www.themakeup…detritus
- haha det you beat me to it. hahaha734
- detritus0
In a failed bid to ingratiate myself with a lovely girl I met out a few months back, I ended up snorting a few lines of that insidious shit, cocaine. My bid failed primarily because it turns out she was doing Ket, so we very quickly polarised to opposite ends of the conversation scale. Actually, that's a secondary reason - it failed primarily because I'm a conversational retard.
Anyhoo, this unwanted coke session led to my being stuck in someone's living room at 7am with a gorgeous 'mixed race' girl and some other dude, who was infintely more coked up than I and hellbent on getting into her panties. By the time my brain was utterly fried the conversation turned to race, specifically how this girl had dealt with things through her youth. The coked up white guy started going on about his mum being 'mixed race' or something, and the trouble he'd had as a youth. Frankly, I didn't really believe him and was quite disgusted by his overwrought sliminess, so in what I thought was a bid to give this girl a get out, I began to pipe up with a half-remembered tale of one of my own experiences as a ginger 'Scottish' kid growing up abroad. Trouble is, my completely vapid brain only got as far as mumbling "I was once a victim of racial abuse..", after which another part of me realised how insipidly fuckwitted this sounded and shut down my conversation centre - so I was just left hanging there, with these two staring quizzically at me in the cold morning light. When coked up guy said "so, who's friend are you again?" I knew it was time to go, so I quietly trudged the 45 minutes home from Camden.
I haven't left Islington since.
- Where in Islington are you besed?creative-
- shoulda PIITB... thats what i do when i cant think of something to say734
- Nice one Ginger.Spookytim
- "so, who's friend are you again?"
- I'm sorry, but that cracked me right up.blaw - heh, blaw - I've been on the other side of the fence so many times - I felt like such a hanger on 'tardwit. Drugs are silly bad.detritus
- Which one though, 734?
:\detritus - HOLLOWAY MASSIF, 4 EVAdetritus
- well i was gonna say the girl, but if you went after the guy that wouldve been a hell of a comeback, haha734
- you need more conversational CONVICTION my boy. You should have verbally stomped all over the fanny. Remember your roots brother.kelpie
- your roots brotherkelpie
- 'stomped all over his fanny' = PIITB734
- Poo In Ike Turner's Bed?Spookytim
- Ike is gone man, that is NOT cool.kelpie
- Kelpie - I'd earlier been quite coked up, pretentious and argumentative - you'd've been proud. Here, I was pure zombidetritus
- er.. not to say that I think you've any of those qualities - just that you'd've been amused seeing me POWERHOUSE the convodetritus
- Some fuckwit even derisively called me a 'intellectual'. That they forgot to preface it with pseudo- made me spit bile.detritus
- I know I'm doomed when people actually buy my verbal diarrhea.detritus
- oh man, I have all those qualities, I am a terrible terrible coke head. Its great fun.kelpie
- Oh, Hate how people are on Coke. If ever there's a meet up I'll have to check if you're cokin it 1st.Spookytim
- No need - I loathe the shit myself - first time I'd touched it in 6 or so years - I only did it 'cos of the girl I was speakng todetritus
- i cant be bothered to click all the way back here... start a new thread you gimps734