Casual Racists
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- detritus0
In a failed bid to ingratiate myself with a lovely girl I met out a few months back, I ended up snorting a few lines of that insidious shit, cocaine. My bid failed primarily because it turns out she was doing Ket, so we very quickly polarised to opposite ends of the conversation scale. Actually, that's a secondary reason - it failed primarily because I'm a conversational retard.
Anyhoo, this unwanted coke session led to my being stuck in someone's living room at 7am with a gorgeous 'mixed race' girl and some other dude, who was infintely more coked up than I and hellbent on getting into her panties. By the time my brain was utterly fried the conversation turned to race, specifically how this girl had dealt with things through her youth. The coked up white guy started going on about his mum being 'mixed race' or something, and the trouble he'd had as a youth. Frankly, I didn't really believe him and was quite disgusted by his overwrought sliminess, so in what I thought was a bid to give this girl a get out, I began to pipe up with a half-remembered tale of one of my own experiences as a ginger 'Scottish' kid growing up abroad. Trouble is, my completely vapid brain only got as far as mumbling "I was once a victim of racial abuse..", after which another part of me realised how insipidly fuckwitted this sounded and shut down my conversation centre - so I was just left hanging there, with these two staring quizzically at me in the cold morning light. When coked up guy said "so, who's friend are you again?" I knew it was time to go, so I quietly trudged the 45 minutes home from Camden.
I haven't left Islington since.
- Where in Islington are you besed?creative-
- shoulda PIITB... thats what i do when i cant think of something to say734
- Nice one Ginger.Spookytim
- "so, who's friend are you again?"
- I'm sorry, but that cracked me right up.blaw - heh, blaw - I've been on the other side of the fence so many times - I felt like such a hanger on 'tardwit. Drugs are silly bad.detritus
- Which one though, 734?
:\detritus - HOLLOWAY MASSIF, 4 EVAdetritus
- well i was gonna say the girl, but if you went after the guy that wouldve been a hell of a comeback, haha734
- you need more conversational CONVICTION my boy. You should have verbally stomped all over the fanny. Remember your roots brother.kelpie
- your roots brotherkelpie
- 'stomped all over his fanny' = PIITB734
- Poo In Ike Turner's Bed?Spookytim
- Ike is gone man, that is NOT cool.kelpie
- Kelpie - I'd earlier been quite coked up, pretentious and argumentative - you'd've been proud. Here, I was pure zombidetritus
- er.. not to say that I think you've any of those qualities - just that you'd've been amused seeing me POWERHOUSE the convodetritus
- Some fuckwit even derisively called me a 'intellectual'. That they forgot to preface it with pseudo- made me spit bile.detritus
- I know I'm doomed when people actually buy my verbal diarrhea.detritus
- oh man, I have all those qualities, I am a terrible terrible coke head. Its great fun.kelpie
- Oh, Hate how people are on Coke. If ever there's a meet up I'll have to check if you're cokin it 1st.Spookytim
- No need - I loathe the shit myself - first time I'd touched it in 6 or so years - I only did it 'cos of the girl I was speakng todetritus
- i cant be bothered to click all the way back here... start a new thread you gimps734