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- mpfree0
Motherfucker Casserole
1 bag of hard candy
2 portions of Ramen noodles, chicken flavor
1 20 oz diet pepsiadd and mix all ingredients into large microwave safe bowl including Ramen noodle packaging.
microwave on high, overnight.
grunttt
(May 11 06, 12:57)had some of that last week.
Had to see a proctologist and a dentist the day after.
never again grunt, never again
- e-pill0
mix 2-7 nters and add naked girly mags then stir with a wodden spoon of vaseline and a handful of weed...stir in a counter clock wise motion to help keep the trolls and lurkers at the edges and the wild kids in the center...add 1 lighter and shake for maximum flavour!!!!
:)
- Rand0
Dissolve the street heroin in water.
Use the easily available Hydrion pH papers to monitor the pH during this procedure. Add Sodium Hydroxide in solution dropwise while checking the pH. Use a narrow glass or plastic rod to touch a minimum of the drug solution to the paper to avoid loss. Stop when the pH reaches about 9.
Extract with chloroform. Chloroform is far superior to diethyl ether in that it is non-flammable and does not present storage problems, where explosive peroxides can be formed. Note: Chloroform is an ideal solvent for heroin, codeine, and most other opiates, with the major exception of morphine which requires a mixed solvent.
Separate the chloroform layer and wash with a minimum quantity of cold water: 1-2 ml works well. Evaporate the chloroform taking care not to burn the residue on the bottom of the beaker. Note: Chloroform is a known carcinogen, so plenty of ventilation (and a respirator) would be advisable. The chloroform is so volatile that this step is actually quite easy to perform.
Add a dilute solution of HCl dropwise while stirring with a glass rod. Monitor the pH closely. As the acid is being added, the diacetyl morphine base is being neutralized and converted into the water-soluble hydrochloride salt form.
When all the solid material has just dissolved, stop adding the HCl. I found that this takes place around pH 5-6. Note: If one tries to bring the pH all of the way up to 7, the free base alkaloid precipitates back out requiring addition of more HCl.
The resulting solution will be in an injectable form; it will now be completely clear with no colored impurities or particulate matter.
- mpfree0
you guys know too much!
- davey_g0
Navy crepes (recipe from Grandpa, who was a cook on a Navy vessel during WWII).
Crepes: makes 1
1 egg
1/4 flour
1/3 cup milk
1 pinch salt
1/2 tsp vanillaMix together and pour into a pan with melted butter, flip and top/fill with favorite fruit fillings.
For fruit filling ideas;
mix blueberries and sliced peaches together w/ honey in a pan, cook on med until bubbling hot.yummy and inexpensive, ladies love this after dinner too!
- grunttt0
rand - might i suggest just a pinch of lemon pepper. really sets of the subtle flavors.
- mpfree0
thanks for sharing davy_g
- Point50
brokeass mountain
take one packet of ramen noodles. jam up ass. eat peanut butter. have a smoke.
call your friend joe.
k0na_an0k
(May 11 06, 12:46)HAHHA I'm spitting coke through my nose hehee
mpfree
(May 11 06, 12:53)
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I'm still laughing at this one
- chossy0
cut chicken breast down the middle pop some haggis into the cavity close chicken over then wrap in bacon and then tin foil
pop in oven until you think it is ready, serve with roasted vegetables and a really rich gravy, eat and then undo top button of trousers relax in easy chair sigh terribly contentidly then sleep.
- Rand0
Wash lungs and stomach well, rub with salt and rinse. Remove membranes and excess fat. Soak in cold salted water for several hours. Turn stomach inside out for stuffing.
Cover heart and liver with cold water. Bring to a boil, reduce heat, cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Chop heart and coarsely grate liver. Toast oatmeal in a skillet on top of the stove, stirring frequently, until golden. Combine all ingredients and mix well. Loosely pack mixture into stomach, about two-thirds full. Remember, oatmeal expands in cooking.Press any air out of stomach and truss securely. Put into boiling water to cover. Simmer for 3 hours, uncovered, adding more water as needed to maintain water level. Prick stomach several times with a sharp needle when it begins to swell; this keeps the bag from bursting. Place on a hot platter, removing trussing strings. Serve with a spoon. Ceremoniously served with "neeps, tatties and nips" -- mashed turnips, mashed potatoes, nips of whiskey.
- k0na_an0k0
*bows
*ramen noodles fall out of ass crack
uh oh.
- khilled0
roll it up light it up smoke it up...drink beer eat pizza
- rafalski0
Sauce Al-Carbonara
Dice the bacon and mix it with the crushed garlic.
Warm the butter in a frying pan and cook the bacon and garlic for 2 to 3 minutes. Season with salt and pepper.
Add the wine and cook at high heat until the liquid has evaporated.
In another bowl (large) mix the eggs and the parmesan.
When the pastas are cooked drain them and mix them thoroughly with the egg-parmesan mix.
Add the bacon and mix well.
Sprinkle with the parsley and serve.
Enjoy the love!
pascii
(Jun 8 06, 06:21)
- pascii0
Al Cinque P
Panna (impact or cook cream)
Pomodoro (Tomatopuree)
Parmigiano (Parmesan)
Prezzemolo (Parsley)
Pepe (pepper)1. Step: 1/2 l cream 10 minutes to cook leave
2nd step: 2-3 EL Puree and 2-3 EL Parmesan in addition-agitate
3rd step: zerhackten finely Peterlie add
4th step: After salt and Muskatnuss
5th step likes: black pepper from pepper mill add
6th step: Goto step 5 (arbitrarily often, some liking hot)In addition some Spaghetti served
sorry for wrong bad translation but i am native notley!
- rafalski0
3rd step: zerhackten finely Peterlie add
Pascii.. you are worse than all online translators together.
- joyride0
Summer Tacos
1 cooked rotisserie chicken
Taco shells, soft or hard
Cream cheese
Salsa
Whatever else you like to put on tacosPull all the meat off the chicken and place in sealable container.
Chicken should basically look like its shredded
Pour in salsa, Enough to mix in with the chicken, should just coat the chicken and not be extra salsa at the bottom of the container.
Put in Fridge and allow to chill
When chilled, put creamcheese on taco shells, add cold chicken, cheese, lettuce or whatever else you like and enjoy...
easy, cool summer food!
- flavorful0
YAAAAAI!!!
I knew this thread existed but forgot what it was called, over the weekend I saved all the recipes from the BBQ Thread (not the BBQSPLOISIONS, heh).
- paraselene0
rand, you specified idaho potatoes. i love you a little bit more henceforward.
- Kidswift0
Take one unsliced loaf of bread, place on & end cut out plug and place to the side. Scoop out core of loaf with hands. Take one large jar of crunchy peanut butter and spatular smear entire contents on the inside. Fry a 1kg of bacon till crispy and place inside the loaf. Place plug back in and deep fry the mutha fuker for five mins till crispy. Slice up, serve, eat, burp, puke repeat. Go to toilet have a heart attack and die on your throne in a glittery jumpsuit....
- Kidswift0
Beak Surprise
Feed ducks bread, lure to you trap cut of beaks. Collect as many beaks as possible. Take beaks home in beak collection vessel. Sit in lazy boy and watch favourite show, priz open beak surpirse!!! Yummy Ducks tonge! french kiss beak and prize out tasty tonge...puke.... rub belly repeat...smile!