Classic Parent Lines
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- ethios0
"dogs have always been dogs ... and cats have always been cats"
- Jaline0
"Why can't you be more like your friend, __________?"
And then when you talk about your friend in a later conversation, and how they're allowed to do something you're not,
"We're talking about you, and only you right now. If ____ jumps off a bridge, would you?"
- horton0
"If your head wasn't screwed you'd probably lose it"
.. tis true.
- version30
I seriously still hear this
"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg"
- Jaline0
I seriously still hear this
"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg"
version3
(Jan 16 06, 10:38)hahahahahaha
- Gucci0
I seriously still hear this
"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg"
version3
(Jan 16 06, 10:38)ooooohhhhhh...
that's harsh. but oh so funny.
- Jaline0
"You know who cut classes? Janice Joplin. You know what happened to her? She died! You know who else cut classes? Jimi Hendrix. You know what happened to him? He died!"
(from Freaks and Geeks)
- Ramanisky20
mom (with her accent)
"Do I look like your maid or somesing"me
"ummm yeah"*slap
- Gucci0
has anyone ever gotten the two handed slap?
it comes down with the fury of a thousand lightning bolts.
Two hands raised, two hands landed flatly on the cheeks.when i was younger i took it upon myself to teach the neighbours kids how to swear... so when they were at the dinner table and decided to do their homework, their parents came over for a parent teacher meeting.
*slap*
- Gucci0
last night:
"she's a pretty young lady.... and i know it can be tough. We just don't want you coming around here telling us about 'accidents'"
- fr0st0
"ill give you something to cry about"
-classic
after that usually...
" stop defending your self...oh you wanna hit back?! "
- bradpitt0
"Fuck you! Britney Spears is your mommy."
- e_b_c0
my dad used to say "i can have a say around the house when you pay me the million or so dollars that it takes to raise me until 18."
my mom used to say "your dad is an asshole."
After years of not living with either of them, i like them both very much.
- Gucci0
After years of not living with either of them, i like them both very much.
e_b_c
(Feb 8 06, 09:14)I can imagine it'll take a few years out of the house to get the tang of parenthood off of my clouded mind.
- Rand0
"raaand .. try to be positive please"
- bauts1060
My mom always used to tell me:
"No gallivanting around the neighborhood at all hours of the damn night."
- kyl30
I'm 16 and it's 10am sunday morning
mom: kyle, is thee a girl in your bed?
me: yep
mom: well, I did your laundry.
- JazX0
"Wash Your Hands, before I beat the H*ll out of you"
- ok_not_ok0
My Dad's advice before i went off for college:
"If it smells like fish..Eat it!"
- withSound0
"No glove, no love"