Classic Parent Lines
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- horton0
MODERN Parent Lines:
"it's ok to be frustrated"
"3.... 2... 1.. ok i'd like you to sit on your time-out chair and think about your feelings"
"play-date"
- paraselene0
I'm not feckin ginger!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
kelpie
(Jan 16 06, 08:58)are you sure? i could've sworn you and nairn were meant to be the big ginger crew or whatever.
- harlequino0
"Take your finger out of there. That's an exit only!"
:D
- kelpie0
ginger beard - check
ginger hair - no check
sorry ;)
- mg330
"Keep your legs closed and your eyes on the Lord."
My mom told ME that when I went to my third high school prom. I was a sophomore in college!
I was like "Mom, I don't want anything from this girl, she just wanted me to go with her."
- honest0
that's good, but I know you can do better... now start again
- chossy0
yeah who thought kelpie was a ginger ? thats like loads of people thought I was a sheila but not true I know it's small I mean real small almost a fanny small but I actually am a bloke yo.
- Ramanisky20
*takes a chug of beer and says
"your mothers mouth is soooo pretty"
wtf pops
- zombiewoof0
My wife's favorite: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out"
- paraselene0
*slowly shaking head
"after all the times i've gone without so that you could have..."
- version30
this is going to hurt me more than it is you.
(was never true)
- kelpie0
what is this? it's craigs bong I am hiding it fomr his parents ok then but don't let me catch you using it, don't worry moms I won't.
chossy
(Jan 16 06, 09:06)that is a fucking all time classic I have used it many a time ;) haha
- Gucci0
"here's 5 dollars, now go upstairs"
*as i hear my dad and his buddy laugh out load watching soft porn on TV.
all class.
- Gucci0
oh... and another one about a couple of asian academic whiz kids in the neighbourhood:
"their heads aren't any bigger than yours... why are they so much smarter than you are?"
- harlequino0
"Son, how about another Papst Blue Ribbon for yer ol' man. Thas a good lil bitch."
- todelete__20
'we're taking you to the monkey cages at the zoo to see your real parents.'
no lie. my mom and dad dropped that line on my for a looooong time. now i get to drop it on my little nephews when they get older. heh heh.
- version30
"what!?"
as heard everyday from the other side of his closed and locked door after school
rarely did he hang out with us, let alone get off his lazy ass after a hard day at the office ://
- Jaline0
"We love all of our children equally"
- tasty0
"your going to military school"
i was straight edge for 4 years because of that threat.
- 5timuli0
59 is too many for me to read through properly but... in the words of Billy Connolly...
"I'll take my hand off your face my boy..."
and
"Bike? I'll give ye bike!"