Classic Parent Lines
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- stevegee0
mom's fav:
I was born at night, but it wasn't last nightdad's all time issues:
-the older you get the more you pay for your consequences
-if you strive for C's, you'll get 'em.
-Call me when you get there (never called)
- stevegee0
oh yea... and Dad always said... "There come's a time in every mans life when he thinks he can take his father, when that day comes, and you feel froggy, you jump"
Needless to say, when I pulled the old "I'm holdin it for so and so", we went at it and someone went through a wall... (NOT ME).
- Gnash0
Too much haha, pretty soon boo-hoo
- bezoar1
Dad:
Sometimes you have to say fuck it.
You'll get a nut so hard your head will spin.
I don't give shit who they are.Mom:
Be careful with your money.
No one can take your education away.
If you don't have much money, bring devilled eggs to the potluck.
- robotron3k-2
Favorite Uncle line, "beer me!"
- trooperbill1
Mum: stop worrying so much, you'll get an ulcer
Look after number one, no one else will
Do you know about girls... just be careful ok, we dont want any little ones just yet (this was the only sex ed i got lol - it all changed after i got married)
- pango0
"where is my belt?!"
- imbecile2
"You're adopted."
- ideaist2
From my pops; a few gems:
"Plan the work. Work the plan."
"The best way around a problem is straight through it."
"Beer helps."
- Hayoth-1
"Don't you dare"
"When I was a kid..."
"That is not becoming of you"
"<INSERT LAST NAME> are not quitters"
"You are making a scene"
"You don't need that now"