Classic Parent Lines
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- konspiracy0
"it'll fall off if you dont stop playing with it!"
- paraselene0
"why dontcha just want in one hand and piss in t'other an see 'ichun fills up first"
"girl, i'm gonna slap you nekkid and hide yer clothes"
- kelpie0
"what's this glass pipe for?"
This is the last time we post bail for you"
"Don't bring that ho round here with you"
"am I going to regret answering this phone?"
- gruntt0
whenever my dad would say "now, bear with me" i would cringe knowing that the lecture will be long.
- gruntt0
"whose plants are these?"
to which my older brother replying "hell no. i'm not taking the fall for this one"
- mr_snuggles0
"You're constantly disappointing"
"If you came with a receipt we would've taken you back years ago"
"Good God, what's wrong you?"
- todelete__20
"keep your rocket in your pocket spaceboy"
(my dad would say to me before i left the house)
"well, if i take you home now dad is going to kill you. so.... would you like some pancakes?"
(the time my mom picked me up from jail at 4am and instead of taking me home to the firing squad bought me pancakes at ihop)
- kelpie0
where did you hide it this time?
what did we do wrong son, why do you do these things?
- kelpie0
please son, put down the matches and let your mother go
- mr_snuggles0
"Son, if you're gay, just tell us, we'll still love you"
- paraselene0
it's obvious that your behavioural abnormalities stem from lifetime gingerness, kelpie. it's textbook, this stuff.
- todelete__20
doug stop humping the couch
- cassilicious0
After my first day, at my first job when I was 14, my mom said, "Soooo, do any hunks work there?" 10 years later, she said the exact same thing when I called her after my first day of work at my new job. And still, the word "hunks" is just as unacceptable.
- chossy0
chossy stop humping doug he's not a girl and he looks like he can fight back.
- jakeyj0
mind your p's and q's
if you think you know what you're doing, slow down (driving cars, etc.)
stop pestering your brother
- todelete__20
lol@chossy
- kelpie0
I'm not feckin ginger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- skt0
boil yer heed.
- blaw0
"okay, have fun, and NO DRINKIN'!"
- chossy0
you can get drunk as long as your brother is there to look after you.
of course your girlfreind can stay as long as you sleep on the floor
what is this? it's craigs bong I am hiding it fomr his parents ok then but don't let me catch you using it, don't worry moms I won't.