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- bjladams0
i usually light a candle that sits behind my monitor (client side of the desk)- every day around this time it burns out and all i see is smoke rising from behind the screen. freaks me out every single day. when will i get use to it?
- The day that it's not the candle, but your monitor that's smokinglocustsloth
- hahahaha. this is weird.CanHasQBN
- nutsinteliboy
- was working late one night and the psu blew up in a cloud of black smoke. got such a fright.sine
- scarabin0
bank just called. apparently someone was making charges to my acct so they shut down my card while they send me a new one. careful with your info, folks!
- I always take cash only to raves.waterhouse
- no idea how they got my digits... i'm still wondering about thatscarabin
- capn_ron0
Dear blog,
Could you please tell my coworker that he is not the best beatboxer in the world and that I don't want to hear it all day? Also, i know he is only 21, but making fart noises all day with your mouth may be something you want to leave to the 12 year olds.
- PonyBoy0
it's a chilly day in the desert... I showed up to a meeting at this 'nicer' restaurant wearing jeans, a hoody and converse all stars...
... client laughed and gave me a huge hug cuz she 'loves my laziness' as she put it... then proceeded to drop $130 on the two of us for lunch, tasking me with coming up with ways to help sell a fully restored 1930 Duesenberg (recently purchased at auction for just under a million)...
... makes sense... leave it to guy with the battered up chucks and faded hoody to move your million-dollar ride...
.... ?????????
Food was really good though - I had the Ahi and we split these INSANE cocunut-infested rolls of sushi... ... omg...
- Share pics if you get close to it. Few ever get the chance.waterhouse
- Duesenberg? Niiiice... love them!OBBTKN
- 1930 Duesenberg, fuck me. Nice Job, want a hand.pillhead
- its a doozy!bliznutty
- should be easy to drop that car at a BJ auction in AZalbums
- _me_0
i'd like a magic pixie to come and sort all my fonts out into meta data'd libraries.
- OBBTKN0
7 AM, my youngest daugther spent the night out with college... usually she´s up from bed this time, searching for me around the house to make sure i´ve not gone yet to work. I miss her
- dasmeteor0
Man Farts During Surgery And Sets His Junk On Fire
http://www.thefrisky.com/2009-09…- 2009, no source, doesn't even have an author. slow news day...sine
- it's not the first flaming fart during surgery case. there was a butt deduction surgery and the patient farted...pango
- The heat went right into the surgeon's throat and choked him to death.pango
- that must've been one hell of a slow news daysine
- GeorgesII0
DAY 15 WITHOUT INTERNET AT HOME
-• I still can't detect open WIFIs with my mind
- Is this some Christian commitment thing?waterhouse
- come and listen into a radio station where the mighty hosts of heaven singdrgs
- hahaHombre_Lobo
- TheMagicSheep0
as of today my credit card balance is $0
yahoo
- BLAAAMMO!!!monospaced
- gratsIronmonkey
- Beeeeeemmmmmmmm~!!!pango
- Hell Yeah! I am working feverishly at that. It must feel great.capn_ron
- rad!PonyBoy
- tis a good feeling.TheMagicSheep
- elloh0
got my cervix scraped today! love those annual check-ups!
- TMImonospaced
- is this some slang for getting laiddrgs
- lol drgsscarabin
- oh my!capn_ron
- scarabin, you googled cervix too?drgs
- nah, had mine scraped yesterdayscarabin
- hey. there's a circumcision thread. i didn't post TMI all over that. I'm gonna start a PAP thread!elloh
- pics?PonyBoy
- yeah, start a pap smear thread, that'll be a good ideamonospaced
- or, how about gynecologist of the day?monospaced
- also, you posted this in the blog, so yeah, it's TMI. If you posted about circumcision in that thread it would be ok.monospaced
- i'll post where i want.elloh
- :Dmonospaced
- inteliboy0
my bike tyres are maxing out at 40psi, though the internet is telling me I should be hitting at least 100psi. am i doing something wrong?
- your fapping styles needs more power and or lube.blog
- maybe your gauge is broken.CanHasQBN
- that's wat she daide_p
- *said*e_p
- My car only take 34 PSI, WTf are you doing man. hahahapillhead
- 100 psi? that's fucking nuts. mine are like 45scarabin
- Is it a road bike? I usually put around 110psi in that thing.capn_ron
- yeah, road bike tires take a lot of pressure. I've got 145 in mine. Some take around 200.CanHasQBN
- bjladams0
unearthed a box of my old student work while cleaning in the attic last night. i'm not sure how i passed some of those classes with the work i submitted.
one of my favorite teacher comments was on some of my life drawing pieces:
"mr adams, please discontinue your habit of sketching the models into reptile-super-heros. while perspective & interpretation are encouraged, these might be turning the corner into disrespect"
- mydo0
bjl, did your hearing come back yet?
- no man, getting ready to roll over the 2 year mark next month.bjladams
- you expect it to come back? I don't know what happened...monospaced
- dr.s say it's probably gone for good. they call it acute sensory loss. 1 in a million+ type of thingbjladams
- fingers crossed... I mean itmonospaced
- dbloc0
Marine One just flew over my work. I guess Obama is in Southern California today.
- yay trafficscarabin
- exactlydbloc
- Pretty badass: http://www.popsci.co…Andrew_D
- super loud. there were about five of them flying all together.dbloc
- http://www.cnn.com/2…waterhouse
- ha haa. busted!dbloc
- fourth0
broke up with my gf a week ago because of her insecurities and our incompatibility. Hardest thing I've ever had to do and the most I've ever hurt someone. Still wondering if that was the right decision.
In the mean time I had to move out and I'm sleeping in my car. Work cut my hours down to 3 days and then yesterday told me I was "on call". I just asked to be laid off for the funemployment. Off to the library to work on my portfolio. Damn you fluid grid I will conquer the fuck out of you today.
Oh and it looks like I go to the dentist tomorrow to drop a grand+ :/
- Congrats!dbloc
- I mean...sorry to hear that man.dbloc
- you'll wonder for a long time. you knew it was the right thing to do though. shit'll be tough for a while but you'll be a stronger man for itscarabin
- man for it.scarabin
- yeah also she doesn't believe me but she will be happier in the endfourth
- The decision that we know we need to make is the hardest one. If your following what you want to be right, you will prevail. EXCELSIOR!Ironmonkey
- you got balls son.inteliboy
- < what inteli said. just keep moving, it'll sort itself out.sine
- TheMagicSheep0
i recently got a new job inside my agency. no more marlboro, copenhagen, or any other tobacco product advertising for me!
i'm now working in our department of design. i'll be doing a lot more internal graphics type work.
but, i'll also have to make a bunch of keynote presentation template type work. which isn't all bad. i got to spend a couple days in new york putting final touches on a super important business pitch for the agency.
in other news, my girlfriends best friend just found out she is tumor free after a 9 year battle.
- scarabin0
if you're gonna make a wallpaper pattern stock image, FFS don't put a vignette on it so i can't use it.
also stop making stock images where shit is cropped off and/or lit weird. i know you wanna be an artsy photographer and everything, but i can't use your "modern aesthetic taste" or whatever. just gimme the object and let me take care of it