For a better tomorrow
- e-pill5
- I like the transformation of Scarabin. And how happy mono looks :)pango
- yupmoldero
- I'm surprised you were able to save out all that sexiness without your machine crashing.JackRyan
- ahaha, even guzman is in there.grotesk_neue
- Creeping in the corner...pango
- Snooky on the far rightpinkfloyd
- who are these weird people?ApeRobot
- iCanHazQBN-2
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I'm trying to fuck my Latina maid. Every week or so she comes over and I try to build up the courage to offer her $40 for something "extra" and see where it leads.
She just left not too long ago. Give me some tips for what to say to her next week. Or a reasonable amount of money to offer her. I don't want to offend her with a low amount.
She's in her 30's. Nice body, OK face. Married.
See you guys in the "Puncher for:" thread...
- don't use words, it's all in the expression https://pbs.twimg.co…scarabin
- 80$Ben99
- chloroform ...e-pill
- http://edd-e.com/nt_…e-pill
- what makes you think that she wants to be fucked for your dollars? don't understand.bklyndroobeki
- Keep it profesh and pay for sex in an explicit arena. She's there to do the job she's paid for.bklyndroobeki
- Lol sounds like his only intimate experience with women is when it's been paid forset
- It's possible to have sex without paying??? Damn... I should stop leaving $5's next to my wife's nightstand in the morning.iCanHazQBN
- So you are confessing to possible adultery on qbn. fair enough.docpoz
- Don't do it. Your place will never be clean again, or you'll have to find a new maid.jtb26
- Who are you, George costanza?_niko
- Lol, paying women for sex,
Virgin,
Fuckn,
Detected!! :pgeorgesIII - I wanna make it like a Brazzers movie. I get some of those glasses with a camera in the middle, offer her some cash. She's hesitant at first...iCanHazQBN
- I bump it up to $60. She says ok. I make some innuendo about cleaning my pipes.. she doesn't get it because of the language barrier...iCanHazQBN
- Then her husband walks in... we tag team her... and then they make me some tacos in the kitchen. BRAZZERS!iCanHazQBN
- Wow. No morals.Hayoth
- They make tacos. You are the worst.monospaced
- monospaced5
- These are the AudioEngine A2+ monitors I referenced above. People are convinced the sound is coming from much larger speakers until they see them.monospaced
- Super durable too!monospaced
- Did you downvote everyone else and upvote yourself? Please tell me no.detritus
- look nice - would like to hear how they soundfadein11
- I didn't vote on anything in this thread actually.monospaced
- Did you upvote yours and downvote mine in some imaginary retaliation?monospaced
- If I retaliated, it'd not be imagined unless I'm a figment of your own imagination. No, I seem to only ever upvote things, not downvote.detritus
- I just thought it was odd that someone downvoted my fairly dull suggestion.detritus
- I think it's odd too, perhaps it was the same person who commented on it too? Anyway, you imagined I did downvote you. This is all quite dull indeed.monospaced
- http://new2.fjcdn.co… its all better nowgilgamush
- all I noticed was the out of focus figure in the background.... subliminal ad eh?vaxorcist
- raphi43
Show some recent work
/Users/raphaelmuntwyler/Desktop...
/Users/raphaelmuntwyler/Desktop...
/Users/raphaelmuntwyler/Desktop...- You tried to link images to your desktop and just told us your full name. Welcome new foutymonospaced
- BwahahahahaORAZAL
- this?
http://www.one-two.o…dmay - To the front page!detritus
- Goldset
- nice work!moldero
- solid workernexbcn
- lol @ new foutyaliastime
- NOmaquito
- Hahahh!Fabricio
- Member since 2004.ORAZAL
- ^
def fouty's alternate accountgeorgesIII - The technology just isn't there yet. Come back in 20 years, the links will work.yuekit
- lolpinkfloyd
- is it art?docpoz
- you didn't read the instructions?fax it to qbn my man!renderedred
- He pulled a raphiset
- Nice approach to your work.. Using minimalism and humor to make a point.hotroddy
- Raphi, don't do drugs. But I like some of your work. Keep it up.Longcopylover
- that was some clever self promotional stuntfeel
- We need to start a "classic QBNr post of the day" threadKrassy
- Go on thenset
- LOL. No way you are that green.iCanHazQBN
- likearne
- http://www.reactiong…pango
- Classic Raphi!DRIFTMONKEY
- great gif, pango!monospaced
- solid workutopian
- repost to fail of the day... lol. how? why?fadein11
- ApeRobot15
- awesomesarahfailin
- let us praise this artwork!Krassy
- can I framez?BrokenHD
- crispy.docpoz
- Love itpinkfloyd
- dopeHijoDMaite
- yupmoldero
- GOODbklyndroobeki
- Wat does it mean?yuekit
- wow!chrisRG
- lettuce surprise you...omg
- georgesIII5
- HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA...necromation
- lolBen99
- hahaset
- lolGnash
- hahamoldero
- lolpinkfloyd
- hahascarabin
- lollllliCanHazQBN
- that was a good lolHayoth
- georgesIII2
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This I really don't get..
there's this new trend/movement in american fast food chains to boldly claim that they will use natural ingredients in their food so what did they used before?now, it's like a hospital saying, "hey you complained so now we will use real blood instead of .."
but this comment from r/hailcorporate sums it up nicely,
"...So in the states they put corn syrup in their drinks instead of sugar to lower production costs by taking advantage of corn subsidies, while charging the same price to increase profit, and they add unnatural levels of food colouring to make the drink more appealing...
Then because nobody uses sugar, they can offer drinks with normal sugar as a luxury item at a price premium, and they can remove the colour they added for appeal, to give it MORE appeal?
And those very corn subsidies mean that taxpayer's money goes to big agri making the agriculture companies rich, then big agri can use those riches to lobby lawmakers to keep those subsidies high?
Man... the US is a strange place. ..."
- What's not to get?set
- that americans don't complain, there are so many rules and regulations here to protect the consumer from this kind of bollocksgeorgesIII
- trust me, there are tons of Americans who complain, and that's why things are finally tippingmonospaced
- I can see how you might not see this living so far away, and how it's easy to lump all of America together as one. We're so far from that it's not even funny.monospaced
- i think fast food chains went to far to engineer food for taste, addiction, not consumption for health. look at MacDonald profit drops.yurimon
- you have documentaries on fast food and link to ill health so those who want to live will only find best food so its going to be new trend. but still crap.yurimon
- mono, I know you like to play the "we aren't all the same" game, but if you look at the graph, america does have a smallish obesity problem.. now tell me it'sgeorgesIII
- because of the natural food everyone is eating,georgesIII
- sorry don't want to criticise the whole glorious freedom land, but you kinda have to accept that using natural ingredients in food is kinda better than notgeorgesIII
- You both have a point. There are millions of ignorant fat morons with their head in the sand and there are also millions of intelligent and aware people.set
- People worldwide are absolutely waking up to the atrocities of the world. People are becoming more aware and less tolerant of the abuse of power by corporationsset
- I'm not sure how sitting on the internet moaning about people not being aware helps anything though. I've been guilty of it myself...set
- I'm not denying there's an obesity problem in the US, never would. I'm saying that there's a huge population of health nuts too.monospaced
- I agree the US is a strange place, where entire States believe weird shit, and eat more shit than others, and places like Florida...monospaced
- Just the fact that each of the States here is like a small country just shows how much variation there can be. Hardly any ridiculously obese in NYC, for examplemonospaced
- It's how they can have $1 hamburgers. There are many healthy and smart americans, but there are more ignorant and dumb ones that are looking or need bargains.omahadesigns
- Here in the US lesser income folk can't afford to eat the healthiest food and are mostly uninformed about it as well. The inequality gap is real and it's bad.evilpeacock
- Those same less informed, less healthy individuals seem to be voting for the worst congress we've ever had too. And so it goes...evilpeacock
- maybe it's just because i live in los angeles, but i feel like the US are leaders in conscious thinking. florida, texas, not so muchscarabin
- NYC feels like that too sometimes, but I am pretty confident a lot of Europe is far more progressivemonospaced
- france is making some really good moves latelyscarabin
- they don't just call it "natural" soda, they advertise it as some kind of anachronism, like "Pepsi Throwback" harkening to a simpler time...sarahfailin
- CALLES2
- mmm, he was just *poured* into those pantssarahfailin
- ...like pancake battersarahfailin
- like an egg in an egg-cupGnash
- http://www.pipnet.co…Ramanisky2
- wowinstrmntl
- I thought he was losing weight?instrmntl
- Sweet GuntBH26
- Krispy Kremeutopian
- That's like cramming 10lbs of potatoes into a 5lb sackstoplying
- steve carrel doing a fat suit movie promobrandelec
- regular baseball playerMilan
- Hey, batter, batter, batter... PANCAKES!BonSeff
- Humpty DumptyRamanisky2
- ralph wiggum irllobstarr
- How do those little legs support him?dbloc
- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great ballHayoth
- threw a better pitch than nine out of ten of you artsy types could muster thoughgilgamush
- Does anyone say "hey, what an athlete!"?formed
- http://imgur.com/gal…milfhunter
- This is his technique to pitch food right through a lap band surgery.IRNlun6
- sea_sea7
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so i'm off to greece, egypt and israel for a few weeks. hope i make it back. just in case, i shall assign hearers to my qbn t-shirts and buttons. peace out. ;)
- Have funpinkfloyd
- nice!moldero
- yay! you're gonna have a great time!scarabin
- watch out for snakes!moldero
- Thanks guys. :) pink, moldy and spike get first dibs.sea_sea
- wewt!scarabin
- bon voyage!uan
- thank you!sea_sea
- Have fun, C's!! post pics :)PonyBoy
- i will, kinda, cause i suck at posting pics! lol xosea_sea
- prolly some on instagram tho ;) @sea_sea_ortizsea_sea
- if you're in jerusalem drop me line :) qbn drinks?renderedred
- Don't forget your towel!pango
- i wanna do jerusalem somedayscarabin
- i hope someone's name is jerusalem...pango
- nb3
Science
Why are you posting anti-vaccine nonsense in this thread? This is the Science thread. It is meant for science.
- thank you!monospaced
- science is an exploration, so it stays. muy bienyurimon
- i thought you said it was a belief systemscarabin
- No sabía que hablabas español, ahora entiendo porque tienes problemas con el inglés.ORAZAL
- "Órale"!zenmasterfoo
- portada oy conyoyurimon
- Six-year-old diagnosed with first case of diphtheria in Spain since 1986
http://elpais.com/el…Gnash - "science is an exploration" -yurimon
i'm happy to see our efforts haven't been wasted on you. there's hope for you yet.scarabin - but sometimes its a beliefyurimon
- no, science is a process, only its outcomes are beliefs, but they are at least backed up!monospaced
- Yawnset
- i take it back. you're a lost cause.scarabin
- scarabin2
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i wonder what commercial projects michaelangelo or leonardo would lend their talents to if they were alive today.
movie concept design? architecture?
i don't think they would exist solely in the realm of "fine art"...
- seems like leonardo would leap on computers as a toolscarabin
- who would their peers be?scarabin
- http://www.blogcdn.c…Al_dizzle
- They didn't really exist in the realm of 'fine art' during their time, either.Gnash
- if leo was to do a resume, he'd have put "painter" down at the bottom of the list.Gnash
- http://99u.com/workb…Gnash
- what they did were commercial projects, not artistic endeavours.Gnash
- totallyscarabin
- leonardo Would write his own code.pango
- Interesting observation scar.utopian
- davinci might have been an engineer. he might have ended up working for lockheed martin...sarahfailin
- leonardo would be design AND code because he's a unicornpinkfloyd
- this could be it's own threadpinkfloyd
- I dont think leonardo would dable in code. he would be like buckminster fuller type with quantum physics edge, but yeah he would use computers.yurimon
- Micheal angelo would work for apple and build an apple temple using a 3d printer then hand painting everything.yurimon
- They would be Turtles of the mutant ninja variety.docpoz
- Given they were Italian, they'd likely be unemployed.detritus
- ..due to the economy, I mean.detritus
- duckseason2
- yayernexbcn
- Damn, no release date. Hope they announce at E3.DRIFTMONKEY
- hopefully it releases this year.EightyDeuce
- send new pantsWeyland
- i am soooo happy!cruddlebub
- let me go get my Pip-boyESKEMA
- the logo at the end looks like an energy drinkBen99
- So it's a game about a dog. And Fallout Boy.stoplying
- sarahfailin1
Pic of the Day
World's largest hovercraft, Russian-made.
Fun fact: hovercrafts don't have captains, they have pilots!- uselessBen99
- The pilot is a tiger.Akagiyama
- looks like a fun rideMilan
- Lol akagiyamaAl_dizzle
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- Almost takes everyone on the beach out to sea, brilliant.utopian
- the most impractical vehicle of all timemoldero
- Cool, good for DMZs pierce brosnan stylegilgamush
- are hovercrafts good for avoiding landmines?Amicus
- ^doubt it.sarahfailin
- Morning_star4
Science
Yuri
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you post something about vaccinations within seconds i have found reliable sources that offer evidence that contradict your claims.
Regarding the HPV article, in the comments was this:
1. There were 919 cervical cancer deaths in the UK in 2012.
2. Every one of those deaths were 100% preventable.
3. You are comparing the cancer rates PER YEAR to alleged HPV reactions (which would only happen ONCE, not every year.)
4. If your reported 10% was real then the total number of people having serious adverse reactions out of 100,000 would be more than 30,000 i.e. In every single school of 300 girls that were vaccinated 100 of those girls would have had a "serious" reactionIt seems that, unsurprisingly, the newspaper article is not balanced or well researched. Yet, you are willing to offer it as some kind of credible evidence of conspiracy without any effort to put your claims in context or search out authoritative alternative sources. Its just comes across as myopic, lazy and paranoid. Raise your game.
- so truemonospaced
- I dont see why refer to it as such when my own observation is an increase of people who are getting sick from vaccines. its observable fact.yurimon
- exhibit A. before 2004
no ones children exhibiting side effects after vaccines.
now, people's children exhibiting side effects after vaccines.yurimon - who? how many? even if you're not flat out lying it's hardly enough to discredit vaccinations.scarabin
- IT TOOK 5 SECONDS.
"The MMR vaccine controversy started with the 1998 publication..."Morning_star - it's common knowledge many don't feel well following a flu shot. this isn't cause for alarm.scarabin
- Its not just the feeling well. alot of people develop allergies mostly. Who knows whats up with autism. im not saying vaccines dont work.yurimon
- just something to think about especially whats under reported. its a noticeable number.yurimon
- No it isn't. If you read my initial link to Science Based Medicine it explains ALL of your concerns.Morning_star
- The fact is people can't here evidence or information that conflicts their belief without getting upset. Me included. We have lost the ability to be openHayoth
- And consider we might be wrong.Hayoth
- i hear what you are saying. I am still open to either side i havent made up my mind.yurimon
- Yuri. You a doctor? Where are you observing people getting sick after vaccinations? More anecdotal evidence, eh?ETM
- Morning_star4
Science
Yuri
Should we trust these people without question?
Meryl Nass is not an expert in childhood vaccines:
Meryl Nass is a doctor of internal medicine and an expert on bioterrorism, biodefense, anthrax and anthrax vaccine injuries. She has testified before Congress on the subjects of Gulf War illness, anthrax vaccines and bioterrorism. Her blog and anthrax-information websites can be found at AnthraxVaccine.org.Sherri Tenpenny is a fraud:
is an American physician and anti-vaccination activist from Ohio. She has claimed that vaccines cause autism, asthma, ADHD and autoimmune disorders.[1] The author of four books on anti-vaccination, her 2015 lecture tour of Australia was cancelled due to public outcry over her views on vaccination which go against established scientific consensus.Suzanne Humphries is not an expert:
is a nephrologist (kidney doctor. She has written several blog posts and done several podcasts and interviews insinuating that kidney failure is caused by vaccines.[1][2] Humphries uses this purely anecdotal, unstudied, "feeling" of vaccines' role in kidney disease to try and justify why her complete lack of training in any relevant field of immunology or vaccines doesn't disqualify her as an "expert" on the topic.- I wonder about that, same time I think they get traction from people who get damaged from vaccines. the movement in question by itself is not without concernyurimon
- only people i seen start to question is those who suffer after vaccination.yurimon
- you actually know adults who are getting vaccines?monospaced
- did vaccines make you retarded, yuri?scarabin
- lolmoldero
- mostly children, they develop allergies after. some more severe then others. after vaccination. 1 or 2 weeks into it. some recognize the coincidence some dont.yurimon
- i know 1 adult died from flu vaccineyurimon
- children do develop allergies, but you are seeing it as causation when it is ONLY coincidencemonospaced
- everytime after a vaccine? some get asthma... maybe the quality isnt there like used to be.yurimon
- it's not every time you fucknutmonospaced
- ok get tb shot, 1 -2 weeks get allergies or asthma, not everyone but an increasing popullationyurimon
- I don't know where you are getting your info but that's just a flat out lie. There's no indication whatsoever of an increase and you know it.monospaced
- Also if you're so fucking convinced then why do you not know if its allergies or asthma? And is this specific to TB vax or are you just guessing? Dude.monospaced
- No vaccinations here and no allergies :-)formed
- Vaccinations here and no allergies either. Also a significantly higher chance of not dying from polio, so at least theres that. ;)monospaced
- Of course it's OK to not have vaccinations, because you are going to be protected by the vast majority of idiots that do. #sarcasmORAZAL
- Sad but true. Also you put everyone else at risk by not being vaccinated.monospaced
- you dont know if thats a true statement. not all vaccines work. example is some vaccines dont contain what they are meant to vaccinated for,yurimon
- mg333
Punches For:
People who take international vacations and feel the need to post on Facebook about everything they're doing as they're doing it. There's an acceptable level of doing this - maybe once in a trip, but I find people to be completely vapid when their vacation is dictated by sharing what they're doing in real time.
People need to live in the moment more. They need to put away their dependance on social media for just long enough to experience something for themselves rather than for the need to tell everyone about it. It drives me crazy.
- People still post daily updates on FB?omahadesigns
- Go to rainforest, bring selfie stick.omahadesigns
- People live in the sight of the otherBen99
- omaha - there are people who post hourly updates on their activities. I have a relative who craves attention and loves to brag, and they post constantly...mg33
- ... glamorizing average things to feel important. they're in the Caribbean right now and will probably post 10 times each day.mg33
- And this is going to be worst in the future. It's just the beginningBen99
- Taking pictures and sharing them on social network is the way to feel alive. it's the way to officialize something. otherwise its like it never happend.Ben99
- But that's the thing Ben - you can do so AFTER the thing happens. People live and die by the acceptance they get from instant approval. It's gross.mg33
- Amen to original postset
- I agree, i'm the worse at putting pics up in real time. also those who travel and have the need to document every single moment. you're missing out people.sea_sea
- sea_sea, I have a backlog of travel photos going back to 2010. It's worked out, actually, to have new stuff to edit and post to my sites whenever I want.mg33
- I won't run out any time soon.mg33
- OP +1000
I don't take a camera on trips anymore. Use my eye-cam to post to my brain-feed.jatrick - lol i like that jatrick. and you're right mg, i actually have a few trips i never posted anything from. not even sure what to do with them anymore.sea_sea
- i started doing "throwback" posts on instagram. just cause i love so many of them i felt i wanted to share.sea_sea
- millenialsyurimon
- pfft far from it yuri, more like photographers.sea_sea
- If you are annoyed... Couldn't you just set "receive no notification from them"?pango
- Totally agree. Fuck Facebook and fuck your strawberry lemonade in a Dubai cafe. I don't care.MrT
- LOLsea_sea
- I'm like mg33. But now I'm the somewhat opposite of jay rock... I bring my camera but forget to take photo...pango
- i bring my camera but too busy inhaling food.bklyndroobeki
- Ya I only remember to take photo when someone does something embarrassing.pango
- http://i.imgur.com/I…bklyndroobeki
- And people wonder why Kim K is famous.omahadesigns
- So de-activate Facebook. I have never used it never will. It is a personal 'press release kit'. Everyone thinks they are famous. So glad to not be a part of itrabbit
- But you'll tell us every little detail about some casino bouncer and your arm issue.ETM
- I understand both sides of the argument. People like to post their vaca pics but then again yeah they may not appreciate the moment.docpoz
- My god are they wasting their precious time. So better complain online about how other people are doing what I consider a timewaste!Peter
- Karma will rob their vacant homesGnash
- LOL @ Peter.bainbridge
- see_thru0
What isn't art?
Found object that isn't art, but, switch it's context....or put it in a big white room and tadahhhh....
- Nailed itORAZAL
- Add a suit-wearing guard and you can charge admission.freedom
- "a genius idea"freedom
- I'm liking the ladder metaphor...you can climb up into your own ass...see_thru
- Boy. Some of you guys don't understand art history at all. tell me...did you snigger when had to draw nude models in school?marychain
- understanding art history has nothing to do with the fact that some items are considered art in different contexts, holy shit you are condescendingmonospaced
- "some items are considered art in different contexts".....NO SHIT!!!marychain
- The artist repurposed them in a new arrangement or context to INTENTIONALLY give them meaning TRANSCENDENT of their original functionmarychain
- If you understood the (mostly) linear path of art history until the Modern...you would understand thismarychain
- The thought, the intent, the transformative quality is the art.marychain
- it's like talking to (a very dumb) wallmarychain
- Peasants I tell you.ORAZAL
- I DO understand this, that's the exact point I was making originally.monospaced
- Just because it sucks doesn't mean it's not art.nb
- I'm actually bit suprised at the infantile level of responses to this subject. I mean Fucking LOL slogan got 17-20 upvotes.yurimon
- you don't know the history of Fucking LOL? if you did, you'd understand why it got voted upmonospaced
- Thanks mono...as a masters grad with a fine art background I appreciate the comment. Marychain, you'll be glad to know there was no sniggering.see_thru
- "put it in a big white room and tadaa?"
Sounds like an mfa art history grad to me...christmarychain - Art can suck and it's still art.
how good an art is, is very subjective.pango - I can tell you stories about nude models in school... (4 years obligatory nude drawing class) @marychainSimonFFM
- at first you rip on us because you think we didn't go to art school, then you rip on someone because they may have an art history mba?monospaced
- It's called self reflecting humour Marchain....the ability to not take yourself too seriously. Others might call it being relaxed.see_thru
- he meant snicker.bklyndroobeki
- Uuuugh I don't want to remember nude drawing in school. We only had money to hire fucking grand ma and grand pa...pango
- he meant 'snigga'sarahfailin
- freedom5
- hmmm..
vapid debate for vapid peoplegeorgesIII - Cover materialORAZAL
- For 15 minutes at least.ORAZAL
- you know they will eventually do a porn together..autoflavour
- and MARYCHAIN will fap furiouslyautoflavour
- at least it's not Kaitlyn KennerWeyland
- QBN is love, QBN is life.ORAZAL
- Back on top!ORAZAL
- Photoshopped image vs. bad picturereanimate
- they already hav made nasty movies together. i mean they have kids!CALLES
- hehehe'sprophetone
- hmmm..
- Ben996
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Just got the officiel seal of approval from the QBN Masters.
QBN pins and magnets are back in the shop! :D Check the category 'websites' in the shop menu.
- ++++++++++
thanks QBN!!moldero - nice :)Gnash
- :)sea_sea
- wow awesomesauce!!! but stop with teh copying artwork.. unless we {qbn'ers} put you on same level as brett bash.. oi wow awesome sauce!!! you got the approval!!e-pill
- love yah benny!!
-ee-pill - Members get free ones, right?omahadesigns
- copying artwork? no. thanks epillBen99
- QBN gods have shown mercy
They gave us Vimeo
Now they give us pinsernexbcn - Would Recommend!!
http://imgur.com/gHe…
Thanks Ben!ghandolf
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