For a better tomorrow
- Akagiyama8
- It's already getting pretty hot here, so make sure to come prepared: hat, sunscreen and polarized glassed. Don't buy drugs off the street. HAVE FUN!dasohr
- Lol, Cheers! Pedialyte, magnesium, advil. Enjoy!!maquito
- I love that "Don't buy drugs off the street. HAVE FUN!" is a quote that nobody bats an eye at around these parts.garbage
- HBD welcome to 50!YakuZoku
- Thanks!
What is I buy Pedialyte off the streets?Akagiyama - Sunscreen and Electrolytes are your new drugs of choice.capn_ron
- That doesn't sound fun :(Akagiyama
- highly recommend Astroglyde... Once the drugs kick in, you don't want to ruin a great trip with anal pain... Enjoy the ride.hydro74
- *takes notesAkagiyama
- hydro744
- lolYakuZoku
- steve brule?sarahfailin
- Hayoooooo ... ooth!utopian
- Lold_gitale
- lmaoOBBTKN
- he's not wrong lolfeel
- Bad Photoshop work! Not correcting the spacing between "my" and "incestors" would have been more convincing.evilpeacock
- MY AUNT SISTERS BUILT THIS COUNTRY5timuli
- Nairn6
Signs your getting old?
i've had shitty £1 reading glasses for a while now, for..reading.
I've just realised that I now need glasses to see the computer screen properly.
Also, I apparently called it a 'computer screen' so . oh jeez. I just aged a decade. Perhaps two.
- to the opticians i go.Nairn
- Last week, doc told me I’m ready for bifocals. I did not need him to tell me this. I knew.nb
- I started wearing progressive glasses about 5 years ago. I'm fine with it. My eyes will get worse but they can always just change my prescription.CyBrainX
- Dear brothers in Christ, I feel you.Nairn
- Just get a 30” 4K lcd and set the res to 800x600prophetone
- ^OBBTKN
- I got bifocals a couple of years ago.
This year I got some bifocal contacts. No idea how they work, but they do! F*ckin witchcraft!microkorg - I buy different flavors of shampoo and conditioner because I can no longer read “Shampoo” or “Conditioner” in the shower without glasses.shellie
- I also wear seamless bifocals which ive noticed fucks w/ my line when im on the putting green lining up shot. Cant tilt my head to the side or the ground warpshellie
- Microkorg, does it matter which orientation you put the contacts? they work no matter how u put them in? I've never had bifocals at all...cherub
- utopian5
CYBERTRUCK
░C░Y░B░E░R░ ░R░U░S░T░ ░B░U░C░K░E░T░
A timeline of Tesla Cybertruck problems, from rust to hail damage to pedal recalls.
- it's only $70K-100K+NBQ00
- poor putopian :( More things to cry aboutHayoth
- product of the decade.....lolneverscared
- looks like something Luke would be repairing on Tatooine_niko
- this looks like the game Cyberpunk in the beginning before you make it into the cityYakuZoku
- Bluejam8
- This sounds very familiarRamanisky2
- selling candy getting moneykaiyohtee
- _niko10
RIP of the day
Does anyone else think "come on Trump" when they see RIP of the day at the top of the list?
- Yup!Continuity
- if he dies, he'll be even more of a martyr. There'll be months of mourning from the deep state and America will eventually fall into a deep depression!Ianbolton
- Yes! And also tbh I wouldn’t mind Biden resting in peace either. Shake things up.nb
- Weird thought tbhstewart
- I feel bad for Biden. He looks like he’s trapped in a life he doesn’t really want. Obviously I’d prefer him to retirenb
- rest in jail for trumpo loco ...neverscared
- Biden is a stopgap centrist. End of. He should have gone hard on expanding SCOTUS day one. Now his re-election plan is federal weed regulations.garbage
- Non-Americans here might not realize there's a very serious chance we're about to have a D-List reality show joke get re-elected and pardon himself.garbage
- Of all of his crimes. And further criminalize women's rights all over the country, and embolden the evangelical right.garbage
- @garbage, i'm a canadian, and we FULLY grasp how close trump is to coming back to power...and it freaks us out...exador1
- @garbage I don't think there's a person outside the US who's paying even a bit of attention that isn't fearfully aware of how possible this will be.Continuity
- Trump will get destroyed because people will vote against him The news would have you believe otherwise because it helps their bottom linenb
- Source: intuition and a rudimentary understanding of the media businessnb
- To make it clear, I wasn't talking down. That was a preamble beg for a foreign couch.
We're so fucked.garbage - If he dies of being an old fat miserable fuck, then he's not really a martyr, is he? It's not like he's being crucified by dems.monospaced
- Foreigner here - I'm under the impression he doesn't have a chance, having lost a significant amount of the female vote because of his shenanigans.Nairn
- every single fucking day.oey_oey
- @Nairn He has a very real chance. As in he's either only a point under in regional polls, and a general collation poll from today.. he's winning.garbage
- https://projects.fiv…garbage
- Answering a poll is not the same as voting. There are no perceived consequences. People say different things than they do.nb
- We didn't take him seriously enough before, and he's going to lie and cheat his way into office again.garbage
- Do you think Biden would forgive billions of student loans and reclassifying weed on the same day if there weren't serious concerns of losing office?garbage
- I’m not going to underestimate the zeitgeist of Trump and the hold it has over the nations most deplorable cunts. 50 fucking percent including women.monospaced
- mort_10
- (first world problems, I know)mort_
- Add to list: and cleaning bathrooms, floors, trash and recycling, etc.OBBTKN
- Dusting, vacuuming ...Continuity
- Yeah but these two NEVER end even when you’re done.monospaced
- Dishes is #1 plagueHAL9001
- Krassy5
blog
where are drgs, Bennn and Scarabin?
- drgs and Scarabin left the building back in Autumn. Benn is here, under a new name.Nairn
- qbn is just for us (aged) saddoes these dayshans_glib
- they were all interesting contributorsKrassy
- Well, the homeless population in my area has been greatly reduced. Benn can't be too farfuturefood
- drgs is sucking off ladyboys in Thailand is what I've heard.NBQ00
- Bennnn is hiding behind HAL9001imbecile
- Bennn is still removing the snow from his Yaris :)OBBTKN
- Where is graficiangrafician
- QBNCON was last week. My guess is they are laying low after what happened.misterhow
- Iam here, hello Krassy :DHAL9001
- According to Reddit...Uncle Bennn was eaten whole by tiger.utopian
- Bennn got lost innnn annnnn innnnnnfinnnnnnnity of nnnnnnnnsNairn
- :-PHAL9001
- @HAL9001 oh hi Bennn! :DKrassy
- Morning_star21
Signs your getting old?
Sunday morning, i'm full of fresh, hopeful spring vibes. I eat a couple of 'those' gummies and head to the enormous Sainsbury's up Oldbury to do a big shop. I park, i get a trolley, i register a scanner with my Nectar. Airpods in, sweet tunes on and away I go.
The aisles of paralysing choice are colourful today and my soundtrack puts a groove into my steps. There's a certain glorious youthful euphoria baked into what happened next. Whilst choosing still-warm, aromatic fresh breads I catch the eye of an elegant sun-dressed gentlewoman doing the same. We smile and share the frisson. Intimate. We catch each other’s gaze at the cheeses and again across cabbages and leeks.
Distracting daydreams of our impossibly perfect life on the shores of an Italian lake meant the cat didn’t eat and we’ve still got no tin foil. Our accidental odyssey ends as she heads towards the fast fashion. I don’t. The gamble of the self scan till falls in my favour, no checks, sweet. I emerge, free into the sunlight pushing my loaded chariot as I wistfully reminisce about the possibilities of our unspoken connection across the vegetable aisle.
I pull up at the back of my car and press the key to open the boot. Simultaneously, the door doesn't open and I wither at the sight of a deep, violent scratch down the side of my car. All four panels look like I fucked Wolverine’s mum and sister and he found out. I look about for some sign of the soon-to-be dead vehicle assailant with no luck. I exclaim loudly “Which motherfucker did this?” as I’m attempting to rub out the scratch and crush the key fob in an attempt to get the back door open.
The scratch is like Cheddar Gorge and the fob isn’t fucking working. I’m confused as to how this trench of a scuff has managed to affect the electronics. And then I hear, from behind me, quite abruptly and aggressively, “Can I help you”. I turn and see what could only be described as blustering gammon walking towards me. At pace.
Again, “CAN. I. HELP.” I’m very confused and reply whilst pointing, “I don’t think so, unless you did this”. And the aging, Greggs hooligan spits “Yes I fucking did. PROBLEM?”. His piggy eyes stare. I don’t know what’s going on. I look around for a clue or weapon whilst spluttering “My keys don’t work”.
He’s two foot in front of me and he laughs in my face. I can see the hairs up his nose as his laughter distorts his fat, red face. I manage half a “...why?” as I’m frantically pressing the key-fob button. His hand reaches out. I think ‘this guy’s got some fucking stones for a cunt with undeniably high blood pressure’ and he grabs my shoulder. My hands form fists, I tense.
He’s wheezing and guffawing like a braying mule. Unable to speak, the gammon points and turns me towards his scratched car’s twin, two parking spaces away with its boot open and lights flashing. A meek “Oh” escapes me . He pats me on the back as I trundle the twenty feet to my unblemished ride.
- Haha that’s nuts. Teach you to get high and go out in the world ! ;)mort_
- lmao ... I’ve actually opened someone else’s unlocked car and got halfway in thinking it was mine. Oooooops.Ramanisky2
- hehe, pretty good sport and story :-)PhanLo
- flol excellent read! Damn, though, your guy truly was a good sport.Continuity
- Another excellent writing submission for the prestigious, best written post of the year on QBN.stoplying
- Give Morning_star all the awardsRamanisky2
- Beautiful!Nairn
- I've read this like five times now.
Thanks.Nairn - "All four panels look like I fucked Wolverine’s mum and sister and he found out."
You are fantastic @Morning_star!ideaist - Nice read. It was heading towards a 'Don't F with another man's vehicle'. +1 for plot twist happy ending.hotroddy
- FLOLgarbage
- so did you get laid in the end?autoflavour
- you should write a book.milfhunter
- Great read. What a Sunday that must have been.pseud
- NGL...I thought the car was going to belong to the woman from the store.stoplying
- misterhow7
recommend tv series
SO good.
- Shit. Buddha beat memisterhow
- loving itGardener
- yup!YakuZoku
- so many BC location.pango
- https://vm.tiktok.co…prophetone
- Absolutely loving itstoplying
- this is an amazing series. Every character has such a unique depth to them, and women aren't just a sideshow.Ianbolton
- 2nd one in, and yeah its all that.Wordsworth
- ohhh boi. they really stretched the tension till it's hair thin on episode 9.pango
- ^yupYakuZoku
- skwiotsmith9
- Oh fuck, RIP. I grew up on him and LTJ, that was tagging music way back in the day.garbage
- https://youtu.be/ICr…garbage
- Tugging at the craziest happy memories that I thought I had forgot, but I was rocking that one when getting up in an alley behind some Chinese restaurant.garbage
- And some old man comes out to take out the trash, saw me, and fucking chased me like he was the fucking Terminator.garbage
- Wasn't scared, just baffled at how this old man was keeping pace with me. But also just thinking "This is the perfect soundtrack for this fucking scenario".garbage
- Oh wow. RIP. Only recently mentioned him in the D&B thread.mort_
- No way... another D&B legend gonedee-dubs
- MC who?utopian
- ^ Arguably the greatest DNB MC of all time.garbage
- RIPprophetone
- goddamn I can't count how many times I saw him and LTJ, RIP Conrad you were massiveBuddhaHat
- This one hurtsnecromation
- 'arcore jungalist, come with it my man!dee-dubs
- Supposed to see LTJ on Tuesdaydasohr
- jagara3
blog
Does right wing comedy, that is actually funny, exist?
- Dennis Miller was kinda funny.jagara
- Does comedy have wings?robthelad
- the LA comedy circuit are full of young kids having a piss at the california leftist lunacy.hotroddy
- But are they funny?jagara
- do you find this funny?
https://www.youtube.…hotroddy - Hmm... not really.jagara
- Apparently Dave Chappelle is right wing now, he's pretty funnyTOMMYxGUNN
- if it does, hotroddy hasn't got itFax_Benson
- Right wingers are comedy.monospaced
- ^ I'm agreeing with mono here. Right wing comedy is punching down more than punchlines. As a writer, it's unintentionally hilarious.garbage
- To be clear, I'm not talking about the extreme right here. The extreme of any direction tends to result in a comedy vacuum.jagara
- the answer is .... “NO!!”Ramanisky2
- right wingers lack empathy .. thats why they never manage to to be good comedians...neverscared
- its impossible to write a decent joke when u have a gusto for migrants drowning in the sea...neverscared
- and the other side of it is that they never get the timing right to deliever the joke... poor right wing losers...neverscared
- it's too easy. the jokes write themselves. that's why old formally 'left' comedians are going right (chapelle, gervais, maher)hotroddy
- Going to watch Dale Quinn tonight, I don’t think he’s right wing, also don’t know how funny he is but I’ll report back later_niko
- Ok just got back from Quinn Dale, dudes funny a hell, reminds me or Russell Peters 30 years ago when he was raw and funny. Also Not right wing just funny_niko
- Albanian Chick that opened for him Alexandra something from the Bronx was right wing and cringey as fuck. Would not bang 1/10_niko
- Gervais isn’t right wing, and neither is chapelle. I think you’re confused.monospaced
- Poking fun at woke nonsense isn’t right wing. Omg are you really reaching with that? Wow. How naive.monospaced
- right wing comedy movie directors...nope ... go figure....neverscared
- i mean what a desaster...trump couldnt fiind any groovy creative singing at his inauguration because no creative wants to be close to right wing anti empathy..neverscared
- laughing at murdering babies is more than anti-wokehotroddy
- Nobody laughs at that, though. And that isn’t funny you silly confused commie leechmonospaced
- Gervais is right wing in that he's an old man that can't come to terms with LGBT issues, and uses his platform to whine about them.garbage
- Same goes for Chappelle. They're the in the "Oh, you were funny when I was a kid" folder.garbage
- you're right. it's not funny. it's evil.hotroddy
- Jesus christ. This notes chat alone is hilarious.TOMMYxGUNN
- https://media.tenor.…Gnash
- elahon10
Suggest a good movie…
Alien is back in the theater and my son and I saw it last night. Such an awesome experience!
- I’ve never seen this! Going to look for a showing on 35mmnb
- when I rewatched this a couple years ago I felt like knowing what the monster was already took a lot out of the movie.sarahfailin
- Hold up a minute.. you've never seen Alien?! I'm so jealous. The opening scene is one of the best things ever put to film.garbage
- Yeah nevernb
- Haven’t seen any of themnb
- Good series.monospaced
- Hell yeah. I'm off on Friday, it's also back in some cinemas down under too, which is nice. 1, 2 then nah for me.MrT
- After 2, it's all downhill. 3 could have been good, but they didn't really know what the hell to do next. One of the scripts had Ripley as the only survivorgarbage
- She crash lands on a wooden planet made by cultist Luddite monks that believe the xenos are the embodiment of Satan. There are xeno-sheep.garbage
- The biggest miss though: William Fucking Gibson wrote a script for 3, and those idiots turned it down.garbage
- Well TIL learned that about Gibson and #3. Terrible decision!MrT
- You can find the script online, and there have been comic and novel versions of it.garbage
- Ripley arrives on a rogue moon called Anchorpoint, and it's populated by actual space commies that are embroiled in a cold war. In space. Written by Gibson.garbage
- I'm excited about Alien: Romulus coming out later this year. It'll most likely suck.pseud
- Oh weird, didn't even hear about that one. It's supposed to take place between 1 and 2? Also I saw the director, yeah it will most likely suck lol.garbage
- neverscared9
- masterpieceoey_oey
- love it, so good_niko
- https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- zaq9
- Holy sheep shit!ok_not_ok
- rusty metalheartsted
- Re gurgitate_niko
- Is this the beta testing we all signed up for?palimpsest
- Ha_niko
- Is MediaTemple coming back too?PhanLo
- Signs your...NBQ00
- Looks fresh... off the 1998 view of the future of cyberspace dumpster truck.mort_
- Maybe it's nostalgia, but it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.formed
- Well fuck mecrazyprick
- Can't really argue with their mission, though.
I say, absolutely best of luck to them.Continuity - finallyhans_glib
- @mort_ you can't be serious :) it looks like they dust down some old AE files and gave them a 4k upscale. just pause the video for a sec and look at the frames.sted
- @sted - was referring to the style rather than the technical quality!mort_
- autoKern.init()dmay
- I'll admit it, it put a smile on my face to see this :) not sure exactly what they're up to, but I'm happy to see them back...exador1
- ooooh yes baby!!! Updated, but still feels like 2AProjectile
- I don't remember 2Advanced being this popular back in the day.palimpsest
- flol pali ... you're not wrongContinuity
- AHAHAHA:Dsted
- zaq9
- Continuity6
2Advanced for this world
So ... does this mean 7pt all-caps Helvetica Neue Condensed, and pixel fonts are back?
- In the era of retina monitors?
Let's hope so!Nairn - Pixel fonts never went away. PIXEL FONTS 4EVA!!!skinny_puppy
- Haha those were the days!_niko
- Reading glasses sales spike!stoplying
- MC Who?utopian
- TBH, I'm at half-mast from that sentence.noneck
- I want to do some accessibility testing on those sites for shits and giggles, what would the screenreader display?!?whatthefunk
- In the era of retina monitors?
- mort_18
- Running in dreamscrazyprick
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- wait for it...Ianbolton
- Whoever he’s running to must have huge tracts of land.5timuli
