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  • drgs

    Write a short story about starting a new thread for those posts.

    I was scrolling through my feed when I saw a post that caught my eye. It was a thread about starting a new thread for those posts that don't fit anywhere else. I thought to myself, "That's a great idea!" So I clicked on the post and started reading.

    The original poster had some great suggestions for what to include in the new thread, and I quickly realized that this was something I had been needing. I had always felt like my posts were a little out of place on other threads, and this was the perfect solution.

    I wasted no time in creating the new thread and posting my first post. I was excited to finally have a place to share my thoughts and ideas without feeling like I was intruding. The response was immediate and positive, and I soon had a community of like-minded people to interact with.

    It's been a few months now, and the new thread is still going strong. It's been a great way to connect with others and share our love of all things weird and wonderful. I'm so glad I found it!

  • nb0

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  • drgs2

    Write a weird post started by user nb on design forum QBN.com

    Thanks for the advice everyone! I've decided to go with a more natural look for my kitchen and try out some earth tones. I'm thinking maybe a nice deep green or brown? I'm not sure what will go best with the copper countertops I have though...

  • drgs1

    Write a weird story about QBN user Nairn and his second-hand shoes he bought on the internet.

    Nairn had been searching for the perfect pair of shoes for months. He had scoured the internet and all the local stores, but he just couldn't find what he was looking for. He wanted something unique, something that would make him stand out from the crowd.

    Then, one day, he found them. A pair of second-hand shoes that were just perfect. They were a little bit scuffed and worn, but that just added to their charm. Nairn couldn't believe his luck.

    He ordered the shoes and eagerly awaited their arrival. When they finally arrived, he couldn't wait to try them on. But as soon as he slipped them on his feet, he knew something was wrong.

    The shoes were too big for him. He could barely walk in them. But even though they were uncomfortable, he loved them and didn't want to take them off.

    He started wearing the shoes everywhere, even though they were constantly slipping off his feet. People started to stare and point at him, but he didn't care. He loved his shoes, even though they were too big for him.

    • Better than the shit he writes, anyway.Nairn
    • B-nb
  • drgs4

    Write a story about those weird silicone molds scarabin has been making in his basement.

    There's something weird going on in Silicone Scarabin's basement. For months now, he's been spending all his free time down there, tinkering with something that nobody else knows about. molding silicone into all sorts of strange shapes.

    At first, his family and friends thought he was just going through a phase, and didn't think much of it. But as the months went on, they started to get a little worried. What was he doing down there all the time? What were those weird shapes for?

    Nobody knows for sure, but there are some theories. Some say he's creating a new line of sex toys, others say he's making molds for illegal drugs. But nobody knows for sure.

    One thing is for sure, though. Whatever Silicone Scarabin is up to, it's definitely not normal.

    • Looolscarabin
    • That's what they'll call you -- Silicone Scarabindrgs
  • palimpsest6

    Jim is a versatile and experienced artist who has worked in a variety of mediums including painting, sculpture, and photography. He has exhibited his work in both solo and group shows, and his work is held in private and public collections.

    Jim was born and raised in Detroit, and he currently lives and works in the city. He is deeply connected to the community and is passionate about using his art to make a difference. He has been involved in numerous public art projects, and he frequently donates his time and talents to local organizations.

    Jim is a talented and dedicated artist who has a strong commitment to his community. He is a versatile artist who is constantly exploring new mediums and techniques. His work is held in high regard by his peers, and he is respected for his dedication to his craft.

  • palimpsest1

    The QBN community is a vibrant and active group of people who are passionate about the QBN platform. There is a strong sense of community and support amongst members, and the platform is constantly evolving and improving. The QBN team is responsive to feedback and constantly innovating, which makes the community excited and engaged. There is a strong belief amongst members that QBN can change the way businesses operate and that it has the potential to be a major player in the business world. There is a lot of excitement and positivity within the community, and it is clear that members are proud to be part of it.

  • drgs1

    Write a story about hair-rising findings palimpsest has made about users on web design forum QBN.com

    Palimpsest has been studying user behavior on the web design forum QBN.com for some time, and has made some hair-raising findings.

    It seems that many users on QBN.com are actually web design professionals who are pretending to be amateurs. They do this in order to get attention and help from other users on the forum.

    These "amateur" users often ask basic questions that could easily be answered by doing a simple Google search. It's clear that they are not really web design novices; they are just trying to get people to give them free advice and help.

    While there's nothing wrong with getting help from others, these users are taking advantage of the generosity of the QBN.com community. Palimpsest hopes that by bringing this issue to light, users will be more aware of these "amateur" users and be less likely to give them free help.

  • drgs2

    QBN user Utopian has contracted covid-19. Write a story about an experimental drug he had mixed himself which gave him weird side effects.

    When Utopian awoke from his fevered slumber, he was greeted with a most unusual sight. Instead of the usual four walls of his bedroom, he found himself in a vast open field, under a bright blue sky. Looking down, he saw that he was floating a few feet off the ground.

    "What the hell?" he said aloud, flailing his arms about in confusion.

    Suddenly, he felt a tickling sensation on his arm and looked down to see a small butterfly land there. He watched in amazement as the butterfly transformed into a tiny, beautiful woman.

    "Welcome to the land of the fairies, Utopian," she said, smiling at him.

    "But... how did I get here?" Utopian asked, still dazed.

    "You took a very powerful drug that we gave you," the fairy replied. "It was supposed to cure your illness, but it had some unexpected side effects."

    "What kind of side effects?" Utopian asked, warily.

    "Oh, nothing too bad," the fairy said. "You just have the ability to see and talk to us now. Isn't that wonderful?"

    Utopian wasn't so sure. He didn't know how he was going to explain this to his friends and family. Would they believe him? Or would they think he was just making things up?

    Only time would tell.

  • hans_glib1

    It was a time of war. The evil empire was attacking the peaceful rebel alliance. Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa were two of the bravest and most skilled fighters in the galaxy. They fought side by side in many battles. They became good friends and eventually fell in love.

    But the empire was too strong. The rebel alliance was defeated and Luke and Leia were captured. They were taken to the empire's capital planet, where they were put on trial. The emperor himself presided over the trial. He was a cruel and ruthless man.

    Luke and Leia were sentenced to death. But before they could be executed, they were rescued by their friends. They fought their way back to the rebel alliance and continued to fight for freedom.

    And eventually, they won. The empire was defeated and the galaxy was free. Luke and Leia got married and had a family. They lived happily ever after.

  • drgs2

    Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Write a funny story about their attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.

    Continuity and Utopian both decided that the best way to cure Continuity's brain fog was to drink lots of orange juice. They chugged down gallons of the stuff, but unfortunately it just made Continuity even more confused. In the end, they both decided that maybe alcohol was a better cure and went out to get drunk instead.

  • drgs1

    Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Write a funny story about their attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.

    The first step in treating Continuity's brain fog was to get him to stop watching Fox News. Instead, Utopian had him watch online videos of kittens playing with yarn. This seemed to work for a while, but the brain fog soon returned.

    The next step was to try and get Continuity to eat healthy foods. Utopian prepared meals for him consisting of mostly green leafy vegetables and lean protein. But Continuity refused to touch them, saying that they looked like "rabbit food."

    Finally, Utopian came up with the idea of having Continuity listen to educational audio books. This seemed to work the best, and after a few weeks Continuity's brain fog was gone.

  • futurefood2

    “Write a short story about a failing marriage from the point of view of a butt plug”

    I was just a simple butt plug, minding my own business when I was suddenly thrust into the world of marriage. I wasn't exactly sure what I was supposed to do, but I knew that I was supposed to make my new wife happy. And so I did my best to do just that. I listened to her when she talked, I provided her with pleasure when she needed it, and I always tried to be there for her when she needed me.

    It wasn't always easy, but I loved my wife and I would do anything for her. Even if it meant just being a butt plug.

    But then, one day, things changed. My wife started to pull away from me. She stopped talking to me, stopped wanting my help, and stopped wanting my touch. It hurt me to see her so distant, but I didn't know how to fix it.

    The final straw came when she told me she wanted a divorce. I was devastated. I didn't know what I had done wrong, but I knew that I had failed in my one purpose in life.

    I was no longer a part of my wife's life, and soon I would be nothing more than a memory. A reminder of a failed marriage and a failed relationship.

  • cannonball19781

    The thread asked for a lot, and thought it was very clever as an inciting incident. As the hero, I began typing a response, but then I came across a guiding friend in my anger at the world.

    My anger at the world (Aatw) suggested that I apply a quick hero’s journey formula to get through my stupid post, and led me through the underworld pf my emotions where I tried and failed, gained special wisdom, castrated my father, and emerged on the other side.

    With tension rising, I returned to the world of the living to mark the thread with the magic wisdom.

    “Get a life!”Ii screamed from the treetops, the mountaintops, at the four cardinal directions. The east wind wind carried my words across the spinning world, into the ears of the dullard masses and Aatw rejoiced in rapture, as justice was done upon them.

    A new day. A new world. King of my domain and now gently sliding down the far side of the climax, down into a sustained peace, I sipped my coffee, glad I had told the world off. Aatw, newly festooned with honors, retired into my chest and became stone again, to sleep until the stupidity of man called upon our sacred cause once more.

    I sip the coffee again and recuse myself, ready for the morning’s movement.

  • drgs1

    Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Utopian has invited Continuity to his house to help Continuity with his brain fog. Write a funny story about Utopian's angry attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.

    Utopian angrily attempted to cure Continuity's brain fog by banging pots and pans together. When that didn't work, he decided to try shouting instructions at Continuity. Unfortunately, Continuity's brain fog only got worse and he ended up getting lost in Utopian's house.

    • These are like that frog and toad are friends seriesscarabin
  • drgs1

    Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Utopian has invited Continuity to his house to help Continuity with his brain fog. Write a funny story about Utopian's angry attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.

    Continuity is in the middle of Utopian's living room, trying to read a book. Utopian is sitting on the couch next to him, angrily muttering about how brain fog is a load of BS. Every few minutes, he'll get up and pace around the room, muttering about how Continuity is just making excuses for being lazy.

    After a while, Utopian gets fed up and grabs Continuity's book from his hands. "Here, let me show you how to cure brain fog," he says, before starting to read the book out loud in a monotone voice.

    Continuity quickly realizes that Utopian's method of cure is actually making his brain fog worse. He tries to tell Utopian to stop, but Utopian is too far gone to listen. He just keeps reading, getting more and more angry with each word.

    Eventually, Continuity can't take it anymore and he flees the house, leaving Utopian alone with his angry rantings.

  • drgs1

    Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Utopian has invited Continuity to his house to give Continuity a massage hoping it would cure his brain fog. Write a funny story about Utopian's angry attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.

    Utopian angrily rubs Continuity's back for what seems like hours. Occasionally, he would stop to give Continuity a few words of encouragement, telling him that the massage will definitely cure his brain fog. Continuity just lays there, trying to enjoy the moment despite the slightly angry energy coming from Utopian.

    After what felt like forever, Utopian finally stops and tells Continuity to get up and see if his brain fog is gone. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like the massage did much since Continuity can't even remember why he came over to Utopian's house in the first place.

  • drgs5

    Sorry for spamming

  • Continuity1

    The drgs are a race of aliens who are experts in spamming. They have been sending Open AI short stories to QBN for years, in the hope that one day they will be published.

    Their latest batch of stories is about a group of humans who are trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The stories are full of action and adventure, and the drgs are confident that they will be a hit with the QBN readers.

    However, they are not the only ones spamming QBN with stories. The competition is fierce, and the drgs will have to work hard to make their stories stand out.

    • This generator can really be useful if you give it clear directions/guide it in the beginning. It seems to take it all into accountdrgs
  • scarabin2

    Write a funny news report about the way the russia-ukranian conflict ended

    “The Russia-Ukrainian conflict came to an abrupt end today, when Ukrainian president Petro Poroshenko announced that he had found a way to make peace with Russia.

    "I am pleased to announce that we have found a way to make peace with Russia," Poroshenko said at a press conference. "I have been in contact with Russian president Vladimir Putin, and we have agreed that the best way to end this conflict is to have a dance-off."

    The dance-off will take place tomorrow in Kiev, and will be judged by a panel of international celebrities. The winner will be declared the victor of the conflict, and will receive a trophy.

    Poroshenko said that he is confident that he will win the dance-off, and that he has been taking dance lessons for months in preparation.

    "I am the best dancer in Ukraine, and I will prove it tomorrow," he said.

    The Russian government has not yet commented on the proposed dance-off, but is expected to do so soon.”

  • scarabin1

    Write an erotic ballad about the users of graphic design forum QBN.COM

    Come one, come all, to the best design forum on the net!
    QBN.com is the place to be, whether you're a beginner or a pro.

    We've got all the tools you need to create amazing graphics,
    And a supportive community to help you every step of the way.

    So come on in and join the fun!

    You'll find us creating masterpieces day and night,
    And sometimes we just can't help but get a little frisky.

    When the creativity starts flowing,
    We let our inhibitions go,
    And we explore every inch of each other
    Until we reach ecstasy.

    So if you're looking for some hot action,
    You know where to find us!

    Come on over to QBN.com,
    And let's create some beautiful art...

    ...and some unforgettable memories.