Write a short story about
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- palimpsest6
Jim is a versatile and experienced artist who has worked in a variety of mediums including painting, sculpture, and photography. He has exhibited his work in both solo and group shows, and his work is held in private and public collections.
Jim was born and raised in Detroit, and he currently lives and works in the city. He is deeply connected to the community and is passionate about using his art to make a difference. He has been involved in numerous public art projects, and he frequently donates his time and talents to local organizations.
Jim is a talented and dedicated artist who has a strong commitment to his community. He is a versatile artist who is constantly exploring new mediums and techniques. His work is held in high regard by his peers, and he is respected for his dedication to his craft.
- Guess the prompt.palimpsest
- A+nb
- Hahascarabin
- What is his salary though?BaskerviIle
- How old is this fn joke nowcannonball1978
- As old as your mom.
That's why we're still doing it.palimpsest - Oh well in that case, can we adjust for inflation? (Like your mom)cannonball1978
- XD
That's the spirit!palimpsest
- drgs4
Sorry for spamming
- drgs3
Write a story about those weird silicone molds scarabin has been making in his basement.
There's something weird going on in Silicone Scarabin's basement. For months now, he's been spending all his free time down there, tinkering with something that nobody else knows about. molding silicone into all sorts of strange shapes.
At first, his family and friends thought he was just going through a phase, and didn't think much of it. But as the months went on, they started to get a little worried. What was he doing down there all the time? What were those weird shapes for?
Nobody knows for sure, but there are some theories. Some say he's creating a new line of sex toys, others say he's making molds for illegal drugs. But nobody knows for sure.
One thing is for sure, though. Whatever Silicone Scarabin is up to, it's definitely not normal.
- drgs2
QBN user Utopian has contracted covid-19. Write a story about an experimental drug he had mixed himself which gave him weird side effects.
When Utopian awoke from his fevered slumber, he was greeted with a most unusual sight. Instead of the usual four walls of his bedroom, he found himself in a vast open field, under a bright blue sky. Looking down, he saw that he was floating a few feet off the ground.
"What the hell?" he said aloud, flailing his arms about in confusion.
Suddenly, he felt a tickling sensation on his arm and looked down to see a small butterfly land there. He watched in amazement as the butterfly transformed into a tiny, beautiful woman.
"Welcome to the land of the fairies, Utopian," she said, smiling at him.
"But... how did I get here?" Utopian asked, still dazed.
"You took a very powerful drug that we gave you," the fairy replied. "It was supposed to cure your illness, but it had some unexpected side effects."
"What kind of side effects?" Utopian asked, warily.
"Oh, nothing too bad," the fairy said. "You just have the ability to see and talk to us now. Isn't that wonderful?"
Utopian wasn't so sure. He didn't know how he was going to explain this to his friends and family. Would they believe him? Or would they think he was just making things up?
Only time would tell.
- Ianbolton0
Tell a horrific story about Mort on QBN.com
Mort was having a great day. He woke up, ate breakfast and went outside to enjoy the beautiful day. As he was walking, he saw a body lying in the street. He approached the body to see if he could help, but as he got closer, he realized that the body was mutilated beyond recognition. Blood was everywhere, and there was a large hole in the chest where the heart had been ripped out.
Mort was horrified. He had never seen anything like this before. He didn't know what to do or who to call. He stood there in shock for a few minutes before he realized that he should call the police.
When the police arrived, they found Mort standing over the body. He was shaking and couldn't speak. The police asked him what happened, but he couldn't tell them. He was in shock and couldn't remember anything.
The police didn't know what to think. They had never seen anything like this before either. They took Mort to the station for questioning, but he still couldn't remember anything.
The police were stumped. They had no leads and no witnesses. The only thing they could do was wait for Mort to remember what happened.
A few days later, Mort finally remembered what happened. He had been walking home from getting breakfast when he saw the body. He approached it to see if he could help, but when he got closer, he realized that it was mutilated beyond recognition. He didn't know what to do, so he called the police.
The police were relieved that Mort finally remembered what happened. They still had no leads, but at least they had a witness. They asked Mort to come down to the station to give a statement, but he refused. He said he didn't want to remember what he saw.
The police were frustrated, but they couldn't force Mort to give a statement. They had to let him go.
The police never found out who killed the person in the street. They never found any witnesses or any evidence. The case remains unsolved to this day.
- WHAT DID YOU DOOOO?Ianbolton
- Didn't see shit cause he was doing shit.palimpsest
- https://www.cheatshe…scarabin
- scarabin2
Write a funny news report about the way the russia-ukranian conflict ended
“The Russia-Ukrainian conflict came to an abrupt end today, when Ukrainian president Petro Poroshenko announced that he had found a way to make peace with Russia.
"I am pleased to announce that we have found a way to make peace with Russia," Poroshenko said at a press conference. "I have been in contact with Russian president Vladimir Putin, and we have agreed that the best way to end this conflict is to have a dance-off."
The dance-off will take place tomorrow in Kiev, and will be judged by a panel of international celebrities. The winner will be declared the victor of the conflict, and will receive a trophy.
Poroshenko said that he is confident that he will win the dance-off, and that he has been taking dance lessons for months in preparation.
"I am the best dancer in Ukraine, and I will prove it tomorrow," he said.
The Russian government has not yet commented on the proposed dance-off, but is expected to do so soon.”
- palimpsest1
The QBN community is a vibrant and active group of people who are passionate about the QBN platform. There is a strong sense of community and support amongst members, and the platform is constantly evolving and improving. The QBN team is responsive to feedback and constantly innovating, which makes the community excited and engaged. There is a strong belief amongst members that QBN can change the way businesses operate and that it has the potential to be a major player in the business world. There is a lot of excitement and positivity within the community, and it is clear that members are proud to be part of it.
- 'The QBN team is responsive to feedback'Continuity
- 'and constantly innovating'palimpsest
- futurefood2
“Write a short story about a failing marriage from the point of view of a butt plug”
I was just a simple butt plug, minding my own business when I was suddenly thrust into the world of marriage. I wasn't exactly sure what I was supposed to do, but I knew that I was supposed to make my new wife happy. And so I did my best to do just that. I listened to her when she talked, I provided her with pleasure when she needed it, and I always tried to be there for her when she needed me.
It wasn't always easy, but I loved my wife and I would do anything for her. Even if it meant just being a butt plug.
But then, one day, things changed. My wife started to pull away from me. She stopped talking to me, stopped wanting my help, and stopped wanting my touch. It hurt me to see her so distant, but I didn't know how to fix it.
The final straw came when she told me she wanted a divorce. I was devastated. I didn't know what I had done wrong, but I knew that I had failed in my one purpose in life.
I was no longer a part of my wife's life, and soon I would be nothing more than a memory. A reminder of a failed marriage and a failed relationship.
- drgs1
Write a story about hair-rising findings palimpsest has made about users on web design forum QBN.com
Palimpsest has been studying user behavior on the web design forum QBN.com for some time, and has made some hair-raising findings.
It seems that many users on QBN.com are actually web design professionals who are pretending to be amateurs. They do this in order to get attention and help from other users on the forum.
These "amateur" users often ask basic questions that could easily be answered by doing a simple Google search. It's clear that they are not really web design novices; they are just trying to get people to give them free advice and help.
While there's nothing wrong with getting help from others, these users are taking advantage of the generosity of the QBN.com community. Palimpsest hopes that by bringing this issue to light, users will be more aware of these "amateur" users and be less likely to give them free help.
- Plot twist: I'm behind openai.palimpsest
- palimpsest, you're doing god's work, it seems.Continuity
- scarabin1
Write an original song in the style of the beatles
I wake up every day
With the sun in my eyes
I get out of bed
And I start to realize
That everything is wrong
And nothing is right
I try to make a change
But it just don't seem to work
I'm stuck in this place
And I can't get out
I'm just a poor boy
Lost in the world
I need somebody
To help me find my way
I'm just a poor boy
Lost in the world
I need somebody
To help me find my way
To the top of the world
- Everything is redundant...
and nothing isn't redundant.
Tra la leee
Tra lacannonball1978
- Everything is redundant...
- scarabin1
write a song in the style of radiohead
Can't you hear them?
The white noise, the hiss
The sound of the world spinning
The sound of the wheels on the road
The sound of the rain on the windows
The sound of the waves on the shoreCan't you hear them?
The voices in your head
The sound of your heart beating
The sound of your breath in your lungs
The sound of your blood in your veinsCan't you hear them?
The sounds of the universe
The sound of the stars shining
The sound of the planets spinning
The sound of the galaxies collidingCan't you hear them?
All the sounds of life
The sound of existence
The sound of infinityAnd in the silence
In the stillness
We can hear them
The sounds of the universe
The sounds of life
The sounds of infinity
- hans_glib1
It was a time of war. The evil empire was attacking the peaceful rebel alliance. Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa were two of the bravest and most skilled fighters in the galaxy. They fought side by side in many battles. They became good friends and eventually fell in love.
But the empire was too strong. The rebel alliance was defeated and Luke and Leia were captured. They were taken to the empire's capital planet, where they were put on trial. The emperor himself presided over the trial. He was a cruel and ruthless man.
Luke and Leia were sentenced to death. But before they could be executed, they were rescued by their friends. They fought their way back to the rebel alliance and continued to fight for freedom.
And eventually, they won. The empire was defeated and the galaxy was free. Luke and Leia got married and had a family. They lived happily ever after.
- scarabin0
Write a scary horror story about graphic design forum qbn.com, with a twist ending
The graphic design forum qbn.com is a place where designers can come to share ideas and get feedback on their work. But there is a dark side to the site that few people know about. If you post a design that is not up to par, the users of the site will make sure to let you know in the most graphic and gruesome ways possible.
One user, in particular, seems to take joy in tearing apart other people's work. They go by the name "the critic". No one knows who this person is, but they are always quick to point out the flaws in others' designs.
One day, a new user posted a design that they were particularly proud of. The critic tore it apart, pointing out every little mistake. The user was devastated. They tried to reply to the critic, but their comments were deleted.
The user decided to take their own life.
But before they did, they made one final post on the site.
They revealed that they were the critic.
And then they logged off for good.
- Continuity1
The drgs are a race of aliens who are experts in spamming. They have been sending Open AI short stories to QBN for years, in the hope that one day they will be published.
Their latest batch of stories is about a group of humans who are trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The stories are full of action and adventure, and the drgs are confident that they will be a hit with the QBN readers.
However, they are not the only ones spamming QBN with stories. The competition is fierce, and the drgs will have to work hard to make their stories stand out.
- This generator can really be useful if you give it clear directions/guide it in the beginning. It seems to take it all into accountdrgs
- cannonball19781
The thread asked for a lot, and thought it was very clever as an inciting incident. As the hero, I began typing a response, but then I came across a guiding friend in my anger at the world.
My anger at the world (Aatw) suggested that I apply a quick hero’s journey formula to get through my stupid post, and led me through the underworld pf my emotions where I tried and failed, gained special wisdom, castrated my father, and emerged on the other side.
With tension rising, I returned to the world of the living to mark the thread with the magic wisdom.
“Get a life!”Ii screamed from the treetops, the mountaintops, at the four cardinal directions. The east wind wind carried my words across the spinning world, into the ears of the dullard masses and Aatw rejoiced in rapture, as justice was done upon them.
A new day. A new world. King of my domain and now gently sliding down the far side of the climax, down into a sustained peace, I sipped my coffee, glad I had told the world off. Aatw, newly festooned with honors, retired into my chest and became stone again, to sleep until the stupidity of man called upon our sacred cause once more.
I sip the coffee again and recuse myself, ready for the morning’s movement.
- drgs0
Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Write a funny story about their attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.
The first step in treating Continuity's brain fog was to get him to stop watching Fox News. Instead, Utopian had him watch online videos of kittens playing with yarn. This seemed to work for a while, but the brain fog soon returned.
The next step was to try and get Continuity to eat healthy foods. Utopian prepared meals for him consisting of mostly green leafy vegetables and lean protein. But Continuity refused to touch them, saying that they looked like "rabbit food."
Finally, Utopian came up with the idea of having Continuity listen to educational audio books. This seemed to work the best, and after a few weeks Continuity's brain fog was gone.
- Awww, utopian. You're always looking after me, buddy.Continuity
- :)utopian
- drgs0
Write a weird story about QBN user Nairn and his second-hand shoes he bought on the internet.
Nairn had been searching for the perfect pair of shoes for months. He had scoured the internet and all the local stores, but he just couldn't find what he was looking for. He wanted something unique, something that would make him stand out from the crowd.
Then, one day, he found them. A pair of second-hand shoes that were just perfect. They were a little bit scuffed and worn, but that just added to their charm. Nairn couldn't believe his luck.
He ordered the shoes and eagerly awaited their arrival. When they finally arrived, he couldn't wait to try them on. But as soon as he slipped them on his feet, he knew something was wrong.
The shoes were too big for him. He could barely walk in them. But even though they were uncomfortable, he loved them and didn't want to take them off.
He started wearing the shoes everywhere, even though they were constantly slipping off his feet. People started to stare and point at him, but he didn't care. He loved his shoes, even though they were too big for him.
- drgs1
Write a weird post started by user nb on design forum QBN.com
Thanks for the advice everyone! I've decided to go with a more natural look for my kitchen and try out some earth tones. I'm thinking maybe a nice deep green or brown? I'm not sure what will go best with the copper countertops I have though...
- scarabin1
Write an erotic ballad about the users of graphic design forum QBN.COM
Come one, come all, to the best design forum on the net!
QBN.com is the place to be, whether you're a beginner or a pro.We've got all the tools you need to create amazing graphics,
And a supportive community to help you every step of the way.So come on in and join the fun!
You'll find us creating masterpieces day and night,
And sometimes we just can't help but get a little frisky.When the creativity starts flowing,
We let our inhibitions go,
And we explore every inch of each other
Until we reach ecstasy.So if you're looking for some hot action,
You know where to find us!Come on over to QBN.com,
And let's create some beautiful art......and some unforgettable memories.
- drgs1
Two QBN users Continuity and Utopian have both contracted covid-19. Write a funny story about their attempts to cure Continuity's brain fog.
Continuity and Utopian both decided that the best way to cure Continuity's brain fog was to drink lots of orange juice. They chugged down gallons of the stuff, but unfortunately it just made Continuity even more confused. In the end, they both decided that maybe alcohol was a better cure and went out to get drunk instead.