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- drgs0
Is Metaverse already live?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news…
She said: ‘I entered the Horizon Venues metaverse as an avatar who looked just like me – middle-aged, blonde and dressed in jeans and a long-sleeved top.
‘The space you enter is a lobby, like a theatre foyer. Within 60 seconds, three male avatars – who all had male voices – came towards me and touched me inappropriately.
- neverscared0
Metajerks
https://futurism.com/the-byte/ma…
Facebook founder and suspected alien Mark Zuckerberg held a virtual all hands meeting for his employees yesterday to explain the company-formerly-known-as-Facebo... updated values.
Most of the values seemed like your typical vacuous, corpo nonsense. However, he did end on a decree that raised a few eyebrows: Meta employees are no longer coworkers — they’re now “metamates.”
- nb2
It blows my mind that we’ve put these tech billionaires on such a high pedestal, so when the Metaverse concept is announced we actually collectively doubt ourselves and give Zuckerburg the benefit of the doubt.
Like how is it that we don’t all immediately see that the Metaverse is nothing more than the result of a big, bloated company that has run out of ideas?
- @nb But we do see it for the bullshit it is, haven't met a smart person believing this vaporware yetgrafician
- Is this the "Signs your getting old?" thread?ShenanigansTV
- maquito0
My crush on Spiekermann is so big, I don’t think I’m ever going to make it though this <em>new</em> Meta.
- He actually made a point about it back then:
https://www.qbn.com/…grafician - Ha!! Genius.maquito
- Yup, you're not wrong in your crush, the man is razor sharp!grafician
- He actually made a point about it back then:
- shapesalad1
LOL at 5:35, Lex asking Mark to do 'Circles all the traffic lights' on to make sure he's not a bot... Funniest thing I've seen all year.
- sted0
- i_monk0
Peak artificial scarcity.
- shapesalad0
If you buy a house, it's called real-estate.
If you buy a house in the metaverse - is it call false-estate?
- even if real as in realty didn't mean it's immovable (not real as in existing/ reality) fake-estate would be funnierkingsteven
- masturbateMrT
- PioneerDJ3031
- blockchains are getting desperate-- the one on the left is an M. the one on the right is a generic infinity loop.hotroddy
- Clownsgrafician
- They are both clearly hand binoculars.monNom
- Both are twisted cock-rings.NBQ00
- both early ideas that should have been discarded on the way to something vaguely originalMrT
- nb-1
https://www.businessinsider.com/…
A researcher's avatar was sexually assaulted on a metaverse platform owned by Meta, making her the latest victim of sexual abuse on Meta's platforms, watchdog says.
A group of male avatars brought her in a room and suggested she turn off the feature that keeps them four feet then surrounded her. They were passing around a metabottle of metavodka.
The report linked to a video:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/…Warning: video is graphic.**
(**I mean it’s literally graphic... it’s 3D graphics)
- how can people be bothered to play those kinda games? get out meet people....freaks...shapesalad
- Is there not a UI to quickly move aroundaliastime
- Shit looked better than that in the 90sscarabin
- grafician0
"I decided there's only one explanation for why Meta cares so much about the metaverse: It is simply an investment in future pandemics and other global catastrophes."
- robotinc0
commented from the metaverse, how meta
- sted2
- PioneerDJ3030
Meta Quest Pro is going to be a whopping $1499USD
- can he not ruffle his hair up a bit. what is with that straight line fringe. total dork...shapesalad
- you get insecure 'townie' / 'chav' uk kids with that haircut, that teeny tiny fringe cut straight with scissors of insecurity.shapesalad
- 2:!5 is that his wife? Man he has asian girl fetish.shapesalad
- There are no white women in this video.shapesalad
- Oh I made the video full screen on my iMac... that purple hair woman is a bit freaky looking no?shapesalad
- the best choice in terms of value for money on the AR/VR/MR device market.sted
- everything about this video is terrifying: the artificial presenters, the horrid ai upbeat voice-over, not to mention the basic concepthans_glib