CYBERTRUCK
CYBERTRUCK
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- Nairn0
- Musk, the showman, is going to court Dec 2, his ass is grass. Defamation of character of one of the Thai rescue members.robotron3k
- But that is one funny ass looking truck, you'd have to be pretty affected to buy one.robotron3k
- Not sure what you mean by 'affected' in that context, but if I was affected by a fuck-tonne of money, I'd buy one.Nairn
- zaq2
- The one on the right looks like some marketing bod's idea of compensatory masculine aspiration - it's like a male depilator.Nairn
- FUCK'S SAKE. I meant
"The one on the left". Fucking idiotNairn - Like, "I really want to shave my arms, but I don't want anyone to think I'm gay - this product is clearly aimed at menly men like what I think I am, right?"Nairn
- Whereas the one on the right is just fucking wax strips and Deal With It.Nairn
- You just described the #1 reason people by pickup trucks!zarkonite
- I know.
I know.Nairn - Well, I now prefer the version on the right.NBQ00
- "fucking wax strips and Deal With It."
LOLmg33 - Haha. Apparently the version released only starts if your waxed balls are clearly touching the drivers seatIanbolton
- Apparently no version is yet confirmed for any future release.monospaced
- "Just roll out a lowpoly tin mobile on stage, smash a few windows and call it a success." - Pedo Man Muskutopian
- lowres version and hires versionBennn
- Krassy2
Tesla claimed its pickup truck was ‘bulletproof’ — then smashed its windows with a metal ball
- Nairn0
For some reason I read CyberTruck the same way Homer Simpson sang 'SpiderPig' in the shitty movie that came out.
- i_monk0
Looks like a low-poly video game asset from 1994.
- lajj2
I keep reading CYBERFUCK
- tank021
This is what happens when you hang around with Joe Rogan and smoke weed.
- Krassy0
This all screams: CYBERDOUCHE
- nbq0
Ugly as shit. Reminds me of those 70s concept cars
- He's got fabrication down pat, but we won't be seeing these for 3-4 yearsrobotron3k
- prophetone0
The reaction. Can this simply be chalked up to the (Tesla as) designer casually showing the client (us) a basic concept, early days, this is where we’re headed... is then immediately bombarded with the ‘where is the final this and that?!, make the bumper bigger...’ situation?