Office Remodel
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- HijoDMaite
Our entire department is getting a facelift. We are adding water lines for coffee machine, stand-up option desks, breaking cubicles. Etc. what are some goodies I should suggest now that we have the budget?
I want sleeping pod, but that ain't happening. Damn it would be nice to take some cat naps here and there.
Post suggestions!
- sted4
raging room with a punching bag
- grimloldetritus
- don't forget to add a b&w printer in the room. you will see why... :Dsted
- https://www.youtube.…moldero
- ha. room needs to be padded and windowless.Fax_Benson
- detritus0
wtf is a 'water line for the coffee machine'?!
- < connecting water directly to coffee machines instead of filling the reservoir manually (espresso, etc)Gnash
- lolsted
- AAAAAH. Stupid me.
I thought (as a turtle-necked designTwat) that he was going to draw blue lines on the floor for drones to follow... f'jesus.detritus - HahahahaHijoDMaite
- since19792
all wood everything
- monospaced0
Add lots cubicles and offices so people don't have to listen to coworkers phone conversations or look at their screens.
- and silencing drones that fire darts at people who make too much noise.detritus
- I know it's a wild idea but there's this theory that proposes giving a level of privacy to employees promotes focus and efficiency and good moods.monospaced
- Sacrilege! Everyone knows designers are most productive sitting shoulder to shoulder at a cafeteria table in a hot heritage building with no AC.monNom
- ^ Fucking lol... so sad that it's so true.ETM
- I have a theory about the open concept office thing, and how that stupid shit idea was adopted, and it has nothing to do with actual productivity.monospaced
- moldero0
0:00 - 0:18
- ernexbcn0
computers
- SteveJobs0
How about a baseball-style innings board that displays latest redundancy figures due to all the expenditures and slacking going on.
- pango3
Lot of yoga balls. Lot of mother fucking yoga balls!