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- PhanLo0
- Rip Dame Barbara Windsornb
- YES BUT WE HAVE CONTROL!!!!!!!!!hans_glib
- 0.1% of GDPfadein11
- ^ BUT OUR FIIIIISHHHH!PhanLo
- I remember speaking to a fisjerman from the north of Scotland who was voring for Brexit in protest for not being listened to by anyone. He'd ended up leaving...PhanLo
- ...fishing to help install oil pipelines in the US for months at a time. It had totally changed his community.
He was saying the waters where he lived...PhanLo - were being fished by Russian crews with Spanish and Portuguese flags on their boats.PhanLo
- Daily star, is not a newspaper, it's a comedy publication printed on newsprint for work men to use a toilet paper in portacabin loos somewhere along the M25.shapesalad
- cherub0
Now there is talk of Germany leaving? If Germany leaves the EU, how do you reboot EU identity?
What does an EU without the UK or Germany look like?
- vast is?Nairn
- This is the thing about Euro Anti-Brit Brexit sneering - they forget that 40%+ of peeps in Euro countries regularly exhibit anti-EU sentiment too.Nairn
- Are you a Russian? Do you have a link to the news of Germany leaving EU?diavolu
- What talk?shapesalad
- Germany is the EU, don't you get it?
gErm..mUny!shapesalad - Germany won't leave the EU..
they are the EUautoflavour
- PhanLo6
German take on the Brexit Clown
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- grafician0
"Exclusive - Facebook to move UK users to California terms, avoiding EU privacy rules"
"Facebook Inc will shift all its users in the United Kingdom into user agreements with the corporate headquarters in California, moving them out of their current relationship with Facebook’s Irish unit and out of reach of Europe’s privacy laws."
- trooperbill2
so the deals largely done with 3 main sticking points
Level playing field rules - the EU gave canada a deal where they have to meet the EUs current rules. but they want the UK to mirror all current and future rules (literally one rule for one and another for another)
Adherence - the EU want the European Court of Justice to be the arbitrator of any future disputes - hardly seems fair
Fishing - having obliterated the UKs fishing industry when we joined maastricht in the 1990s, the french want to continue to fish in uk waters after brexit. im sure theres a specific deal to be done but what do we get back for that?
at least thats what the media seems to be saying
- oh forgot to say early on we were offered a canada style deal which the EU then took awaytrooperbill
- Jonny French can fuck off!Khurram
- So basically nothing has been resolved?yuekit
- Sounds like you'll either end up as a member of the EU in all but name but without any voting rights. Or suffering severe economic damage at the worstyuekit
- possible time. Doesn't seem like a great choice.yuekit
- trooper seems to have skim-read this morning's daily express.Fax_Benson
- https://www.turbulen…Bluejam
- lol some real Dad's Army shit right here.face_melter
- Brexit blinkers approved.fadein11
- I know it's UK is fucked time, but did they manage to sneak through allowing us to have bendy bananas? Because I was really worried about that.PhanLo
- Here's an idea, make a union with Canada so you can enjoy the same deal benefits they have.
Oh, wait...palimpsest - Your whining reminds me of Chris Rock's bit on alimony.
"You leave, you ain't eating no more. They don't owe you a steak!"palimpsest
- shapesalad8
Enjoy your free 2-week trial of Brexit. Your subscription will automatically renew at the end of the month.
- face_melter-1
In a sublime and bizarre turn of events, people are going to pay Belgian lorry drivers to smuggle them *into* Europe from the UK to avoid the commotion and palaver of border crossings, visas, and strip searches from bored and vindictive passport control officers.
Alan, Moira, and their two kids (Cornelius and Jasmine) stashed in a fake packing crate with only a single air hole, a flask of weak lemon drink, and a packet of Chewits to tide them over on the 20+ hour journey from Barnet to a leafy camping site in Normandy.
Meanwhile, on Jersey, Charlie Hungerford is going to pivot from being local wheeler-dealer and sex pest to a full-on people trafficker cornering the market in clandestine midnight boat trips to France and medical-grade opiates. Jim turns a blind eye because Charlie pays him in leather jackets, dogs, and parts for his Roadster.
- This read like a TV Go Home description. Also, props for the Bergerac reference.Morning_star
- jonny_quest_lives2
Is this true? If so it blew up in his face... NYC Mayor is would like to cancel UK flights into NY if he had the power... And US media is already running the "How worrying is this new strain?" articles
"It’s pretty clear now that Johnson egged up the transmissibility of the new strain of the virus so much (to justify belated cancelling Christmas) that he ended up spooking EUropean neighbours. Classic case of not connecting message and audience(s)"
- shapesalad1
- TLDW, glass eel farmer that exports to EU shots himself in the foot voting for brexit.shapesalad
- Divot.PhanLo
- more info https://www.business…shapesalad
- And thanks to idiots like this, you people's future in the UK is down the drain.shapesalad
- Stupid cunt. Eel guy, I mean.Nairn
- Just a mad attitude, all his clients are in Europe, but somehow he's like, 'fuck Europe', I want to sell Eels to where?PhanLo
- Man surprised that after voting for leopards that will eat your face, leopards do, in fact, eat his face.face_melter
- autoflavour1
looks like Netscape 4.x is going to make a comeback under Brexit deal..
- shapesalad3
Ian Blackford, is the only MP to speak sense over this whole brexit embarrassment.
I'm not Scottish, but I'm happy to move up there if they move to be independent and join the EU.
- hes a complete cock womble with only 1 line of dialogue on repeattrooperbill
- PhanLo0
- He still lives in the UK, right? Round up a few folk, get some pointy sticks and some petrol. Could be worth a giggle.face_melter
- I wonder if he ever wakes up in the middle of the night thinking that scenario is playing out?PhanLo
- I would like to think so, but the prick and his wretched family are so removed from normal society Brexit barely even registers.face_melter
- Too busy getting up to bestial necrophilia to care, the utter ledge-boss.PhanLo