Greek Yogurt
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- detritus0
“shit just got real in the yogurt thread”.
—cottonmade me laugh out a lot louder than I would've liked.
- oey0
I thought yogurt was invented by a german bboy...
Yo Gurt!
- monospaced0
Some dude was probably milking his goat while drinking some wine, got drunk, passed out in the sun and left it sitting in his goat milk bag full of bacteria. When he woke with a hangover he realized his milk had started to thicken but he was like, "fuck it, I'm hungry enough to try this shit," and the rest is history.
- That makes perfect sense really. Early humanity must have had horrible attrition rates, with all that food trial and error.Continuity
- <thisBeeswax
- I bet the same shit happened with beer. Some dude left his grain rotting after the rain, and drank that shit.monospaced
- that's the joke we tell about the cheese invention or something.oey
- I always thought that about blue cheese and how, if it were me in that position, i'd rather fucking die.detritus
- Beeswax0
coldarchon, calm the f down, you're misinforming by being selective in bringing historical accounts here.
1600AD is not the first time when yogurt was associated by Turks."The oldest writings mentioning yogurt are attributed to Pliny the Elder, who remarked that certain "barbarous nations" knew how "to thicken the milk into a substance with an agreeable acidity". The use of yogurt by medieval Turks is recorded in the books Diwan Lughat al-Turk by Mahmud Kashgari and Kutadgu Bilig by Yusuf Has Hajib written in the 11th century."
Pliny the elder lived during 1AD(and guess who were those barbaric tribes were) and Diwan Lughat al-Turk written in 11AD.
- I read Plinky first...and thought:
"are you serial?"oey - your rant was a fail, your facts bullshit. the Thraciens already did it 1600 years earlier in Europecoldarchon
- I read Plinky first...and thought:
- ETM0
- MrT0
Just like those English muffins that Americans like to inhale but that no-one in England ever bloody heard of.
Or red onions, which for some stupid reason Australians call Spanish onions. I truly hope it's not simply because they are red.
If I'd had my coffee I'd be on a mega rant now.
- monospaced0
Greek yogurt brings all the boys to the yard.
- oey0
Our yogurt is very rich in calories and proteins.
And it's also good for the skin!
- oey0
^
And this really pisses me off. The northern european notion that in Portugal we don't have yogurts and other things.
We are not that poor...
- sine0
THRUST
- sine0
feminine thrust
- oey0
My housemate says that vegan yogurt is made with milk from bulls.
He's vegetarian...I don't know about greek yogurt, but turkish yogurt is good for the vagina when girls have a certain fungus.
Well, it's what apparently doctors recommend here in The Netherlands.
I always ask my friends:
"Have you asked the doctor if it works with portuguese yogurt?"They always get pissed and tell me to grow up...
- wait, what? "vegan milk" is not only made from animals, but comes from bulls, which don't have tits? i mussed have missed a joke somewherescarabin
- muused. lol.
*must have missed a joke somewherescarabin - what kind of girls are you spending time with?cotton
- lol, milk from bulls... fucking lolmonospaced
- The bull milk is obviously a joke she makes. But the yogurt in the vagina even one of my girlfriends did that. I wanted to have sex right after to try it!oey
- ...have sex right after she used it but she would say not possible, the vagina needs a rest. Fucking fungus!oey
- Wait, your housemate went from He to she? OK, this story's getting weirder by the second.Continuity
- From lactating bulls to gender-morphing housemates.Continuity
- No, housemate he. Also have a she housemate, she's the one of the yogurt in the vagina, besides. Sorry for the mistake.oey
- Hahahaha! Continuity that's a good script!oey
- monospaced0
I always thought that the difference was just that Greek style had cream mixed in and is strained so that it's both fattier and thicker, and that there are more cultures, hence the "health" aspect. I'm pretty sure this is true, but who knows anymore.
- sureshot0
fucking lol a discussion about yogurt made it to page two.
how about "croissants" tomorrow? (its not french).
- GeorgesII0
Luke 24:42-43 They gave him a piece of broiled fish, 43 and he took it and ate it in their presence.
The greek yogurt is blasphemy!
- Miguex0
Not that I care that much about Yoghurt, (I do care a little bit, because it does help my muscular development when eaten prior to my african dance class)
From an objective perspective, the moment you see the words 'Greek Yogurt' on the packaging, you have exactly that. GREEK YOGURT.
Even if it the entire nation of Greece is lactose intolerant, that's the name it's recognized for. Just like FRENCH fries, CHINESE Food, etc.
Otherwise, you better be calling this chinese food, because we all know that italians never invented spaghetti
- (I do care a little bit, because it does help my muscular development when eaten prior to my african dance class) - wincotton
- coldarchon0
Omg Beeswax can you stop spreading bullshit?
"Yogurt is invented by nomadic Turks in central asia and have been carried to anatolia and europe with mass immigration of Turkic tribes around 10th century."
Shut the fuck up if you have no idea. But this is pure misinformation.
ALL bacteria used in yogurt or kefir derive genetically from a tree in Tibet. PERIOD.
It was invented there 2000 BC, mentioned 500 BC in India and Iran, while turks were still nomads and finally introduced to the making of yogurt by successors of the Thracian tribes when they entered European ground. And in 1600 AC a turkish medic used a Bulgarian yogurt for a French king. This means there are more than 3600 years between the turkish invention and the invention in Tibet.
Just because the west uses a turkish word it doesn't mean it is a turkish invention. Your facts are nothing but fantasy and wishful folklore ..
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http://stream1.gifso…Miguex - Tibet, really? Yogurt just happens when milk gets infected with a certain bacteria, and could have happened many waysmonospaced
- happened in many ways in many places at different timesmonospaced
- of course it happened in many places, but the bacteria used today comes from Tibetcoldarchon
- okaaay, thenmonospaced
- shit just got real in the yogurt thread.cotton
- Your 1600AC bullshit is far off mister. "The use of yogurt by medieval Turks is recorded in the books Diwan Lughat al-Turk by Mahmud Kashgari and Kutadgu Bilig written in the 11th century"Beeswax
- Mahmud Kashgari and Kutadgu Bilig written in the 11th century"Beeswax
- QBN's new low. Fighting over the origin of yogurt.ETM
- that's still more than 3000 years behind?coldarchon
- hahaha