If a man 3x your size...
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- ********
charges at you and you shoot him in the chest... should you go to jail?
- ********0
(the man was obviously looking to kick your ass.)
- rodzilla0
what did you do
- ********0
it's a hypothetical question.
- bulletfactory0
this post reeks of hyperbole.
- capn_ron0
he better have a weapon or else your be in trouble. just put a knife in his hands.
- ********0
no, no... you see I have had this question in my mind for a second and I just wanted to share it with you all because you are an international audience and I would like to get your opinions.
- ********0
and it is tuesday night and the qoob is slow so I hope to have the thread be non-disruptive to everyone else.
- ********0
- ********0
so do you think, as a juror that is there precedence for self-defense?
- dopepope0
Is he the Juggernaut, bitch?
- ********0
lets say he is a big samoan gangster.
what if I had shot him in the genitals?
- 325 lbs.********
- Hope your aim is true. Otherwise you're likely to sever a femoral artery and he'd be dead in a matter of seconds.d_rek
- 325 lbs.
- bulletfactory0
...well, someone who was actually 3 times your size (assuming you're not a small child nor a little person) would likely be a genetically mutated hybrid monster/giant. Your bullets would have no effect, therefore would not harm this man in any way. so no, you would not go to jail.
Furthermore, this aforementioned mutated hybrid monster/giant would have HAD to have learned to control his temper, or would have engaged in MANY, MANY similar altercations due to his sheer strength, and eventually been hunted by the armies of foreign governments to be recruited, or most likely, brainwashed/controlled and bread to create some further mutated supersoldier to takeover the world.
Since your original question was not "would" you go to jail, but "should" you go to jail, the answer is probably yes. Not for this, though... They were already tracking you when they learned of your plot to kidnap the president's only son.
- obviouslyscarabin
- *slow clap*d_rek
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- lvl_130
fuck no. you run like hell. that is what i would do in this situation. nothing wrong with running when you know you are going to get beat down. and since the guy is a samoan gangster, i would run backwards with my iphone on video mode. i suddenly made this a first world problem.
- your in a room and there is nowhere to run except in circles like Benny Hill.********
- lol at backwards while recording hahaha********
- your in a room and there is nowhere to run except in circles like Benny Hill.
- ********0
that was awesome , but I am talking Body mass...
measuring the total area as opposed to height....
hmmm... but lets say he is 6'0 325lbs and I of 5'11 170lbs (US standard measurements obviously)...
that has to be at least 2x the total mass....
=D
- haha! - ok, back on track.bulletfactory
- I thought you were talking about penis size, that would be more credible.********
- mydo0
maybe i'm just being crazy on the internet here. but i don't think it's good to shoot people. think of his family.
- ********0
the guy will pound your head into the pavement until your skull cracks, giving you permanent brain damage even if you survive.
you have a family yourself.
- you never expressed the guy is a psychopath. you just claimed he was 3x your size.lvl_13
- i have created a "jump to conclusions mat". the problem is you are standing on the only safe spot. all other spots say "fail". make your point.lvl_13
- "fail"
make your point, or you have already leaped into a square.lvl_13
- ********0
if he's charging at you, best you step out of the way first.
- scarabin0
or hold out a little red flag with an anvil behind it
- <locustsloth
- Get some bird seed, and a magnet, and a rocket, and..and....mikotondria3
