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- sea_sea0
ok bunch of dummies, i'm gonna let you in on some secrets from "the woman code". in this order or something like it...
flowers at work. will have every other bitch jealous and wishing they had her man. lol slip a note into her pocket/purse, one that reads something like "meet me at such and such place for a little rendezvous." bam. (make sure she gets the note! lol) if you must txt her. when she gets there make sure to have wine and maybe some chocolate covered strawberries. yes chocolate releases endorphins. makes you happy.
and/or
gift certificate for some great massage place, think pamper the hell out of her. or better yet go get massages both of you, the naked thai kind. sets the perfect mood for wine dine orgasm time.cause let's face it valentines is not about the guy, it's all about the women in your life. you guys get the prize at the end of the night if you play your cards right. no matter how tough the exterior, most girls want to be romanced or treated nice. make her feel like you went out of your way to make her feel special. cat in the bag ;)
- meow. love pussy catsCGN
- you must be single.zarkonite
- no, but you sure as hell are or will be, with your awesome fruit bouquet.sea_sea
- ok, maybe she'll keep the strawberries.sea_sea
- and the chocolate, and the flowers. Actually all the stuff you list is stuff my wife gets on her own on a regular basis... so really, you'd need to be a lot more original to hold on to that one.zarkonite
- really, you'd need to be a lot more original to hold on to that one.zarkonite
- Fuck this line of thinkingcannonball1978
- hey sorry i struck a nerve with you, obviously you have issues, the kind that sweet things and pampering wont get rid of.sea_sea
- CALLES0
sea sea is right... but if she calls you and asshole for sending her chocolate that will make her fat.. your relationship is over
- iheartfun0
I asked for a gun.
- scarabin0
- hahahaprophetone
- those rain boots are wayyyy too small for any girl!pango
- I'm printing the photo out right now.ian
- CanHasQBN0
Valentine's Day and everything about it is really tacky and fake. How could any gift ever mean anything if it was given to someone out of another's obligation?
If you're going to get her something, don't buy the flowers and box of chocolates. Tools buy that crap. Make something for her. Be creative. Make an effort to put some meaning into an otherwise meaningless holiday. Or completely ignore it and treat her really special the other 364 days of the year.
- <<< this but I also got her flowers bitches love flowers on V-dayBozMan
- zoozoo0
stimulation of the clitoris
- sea_sea0
^^ of course be creative, the more original the better! but cheap? please don't. and i'm not saying you have to go spend money on anything. i'm just saying don't think that you can show up with the excuse of "fuck valentines, i'm gonna be nice all year" and have her be like yay! lol plus if you feel obligation to give a gift then you're definitely doing it wrong.
- calculator0
Cock. The end.
The Shaft.
And the balls.
- duhsign0
post some stupid romantic qoute on your blog then twitter it out to all your followers and text her to tell her to look at your twitter.
golden.
I also have been told they appreciate if you eat a bunch of celery
- duhsign0
some bitches secretly like rough sex, maybe try pulling her hair and biting the shit out of her. girls love that shit : )
- &gang bangpablo28
- not all... I tried that shit with a girlfriend and afterward she said, "you watch too much porn" and pouted.monospaced
- duhsign0
some bitches secretly like rough sex, maybe try pulling her hair and biting the shit out of her. girls love that shit : )
- d_rek0
Hmm... you know... it never occurred to me to show my appreciation for my significant other year-round rather than on some frivolous hallmark holiday.
...But... how would she know that I love her if i don't tell her on Valentines Day?!?