Lies about graphic design
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- dbloc0
I'm way too busy with freelance right now. I don;t think I can fit you in.
- ********0
go fast
- notverycontrary0
Design has the power to change the world.
- randommail0
The process is important.
- BusterBoy0
Don't worry about the money...it'll look good in your portfolio.
- ********0
giving the creative director a foot massage is not part of the process
- ********0
neither is having sex with the design directors wife while the design director watches
- MrT0
Just put it in the presentation, they'll never go for it.
- This!!!Sneakybadger2
- hahahaha, too fucking true.ian
- It's like they know, and they pick the 'filler' option just to piss you off.orrinward2
- +1,000,000Daithi
- fails everytimeali
- this was said once, they actually chose it and it brought in 750,000 (US) in salestimeless
- so i'll disagree on this onetimeless
- necromation0
All the chicks love a graphic designer, it's like your a new age biker!
- randommail0
Being able to work in jeans and showing up at 10:30 is way better than having to wear a suit every single day and getting in at 8:30.
Plus, all the cool things at the office like foosball, ping pong, video games, and music totally make the 90,000 salary worth it. Much better than being a boring suit who makes 10x that.
- renderedred0
We really like what you have done. (But, ...)
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(We really like what you have done.) But, ...vsplus
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- boobs0
You can always get a job key-lining.
- Miguex0
You just finish the website, my nephew can do the logo. Don't worry about it...
- That is not a lie, almost like a daily basis factMaaku
- nephew logos RULE man!renderedred
- hahahahaMiguex
- renderedred0
Oh, yes, that yellow really makes it come alive!
- fooler0
I am totally aging myself but...
"You'll need to know how to cut rubylith and draw with this non repo blue pencil just incase the power goes out and you can't use Page Maker to make the deadline"- how do you even KNOW about the internet? Free offer in one of your type spec books?
MrAbominable
- how do you even KNOW about the internet? Free offer in one of your type spec books?
- d_rek0
The designer is always right.
- doesnotexist0
collaboration gets the best results
- Pumpkin_baby0
You are what you eat....
Well, at least I'm not a dick.