Pizza is now a vegetable
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- mikotondria30
Breaking News:
Following pizza's recent upgrade to vegetable, the GOP has now proposed and is receiving frankly unbelievable support for a new measure to make pizza a fully-fledged person, with citizenship rights slightly greater than mexican food, but slightly less than fertilized eggs.
- raf0
Americans: here's a revolutionary idea: why don't you replace those corrupt fellas in your congress with good people?
- With the main prerequisite that they have functioning brains in their skulls.Continuity
- This doesn't apply to US only. Show me a democracy that doesn't put corrupt stooges in power.raf
- raf, even more revolutionary, stop addressing 300,000,000 people as a single entityidiots
- randommail0
Cool. I think I can be vegan now.
- vaxorcist0
a new slogan....
If you don't eat vegetables, you will become a vegetable....
opposite of you are what you eat
- akrok0
- but sweden is awesome, so they don't countdoesnotexist
- Bit carby, isn't it ?mikotondria3
- yovkov0
i'm not sure what "vegetable" means, googled it and this came out http://www.billiani.it/new/en/pr…
VG table? some kind of table on pizzas hmm
- ukit20
I am pretty sure Numbers Guy is also a vegetable
- omg0
maybe if the news media creates more suggestions towards pizza being a vegetable, it might make it true.
- fadein110
In a country that has PizzaHut in high schools they gotta make it seem okay
- DrBombay0
This type of thing is exactly what OWS is about.
- inteliboy0
damn there's some disgusting/evil people out there...
- vaxorcist0
Scientifically speaking, a tomato is definitely a fruit. True fruits are developed from the ovary in the base of the flower, and contain the seeds of the plant (though cultivated forms may be seedless).
- actually, scientifically speaking, 'fruit' is botanical term, 'vegetable' is culinary, so you can say it's bothyovkov
- no you can't say it's both. it's a fruit. end of story.doesnotexist
- IRNlun60
So tomatoes are vegetables now?
- it's a fruitD4W33D
- if you turn it into a paste, then it's a vegetable.digitdaily
- botanically its a berrydrgs
- botanically it's a fucking fruit.doesnotexist