Iran war/WW3
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- Bennn12
Unnecessary Bennnsplanation of the Day :
Iran = Your front neighbour
China = Left nighbour of Iran
Russia = Right neihbour of IranChina help Iran often, plowing the snow in his driveway. Sometimes Iran go give some extra vegetables from their garden to China and Russia. Russia help China renovate his patio and they also gave their, still good, lawnmower to Iran when they bought themselve a new one.
2 weeks ago, Iran kicked your trash can and all the trash blew in the wind. They wanted to piss you off cuz you guys dont like each other.
3 days ago, as a revenge, you killed Iran's family dog with your riffle across the street.
Iran want a revenge cuz they really loved that dog. They threat you.
You tell them to fuck off or you will blow their car up and kill 2 of their 5 kids.
Iran can't beat you alone, of course. But Russia and China won't let you hurt them that easily and are offering their help to their good friend Iran to protect them.
Watcha gonna do?
Nothin, you wont do nothin
- lol this is awesome!!_niko
- bennn you deliver! LOLrenderedred
- VISIONARYgrafiske
- You missed Israel, the neighbors who share the backyard and hate dogs.maquito
- or the power company aka saudi arabia who supplies the american side of the street._niko
- also i picture the american house as a gaudy mcmansion, the idiot who lives there has gold toilets throughout, a hummer in the driveway and an el camino on_niko
- ..blocks on the front lawn. Also, there are lots of barefoot underage trailer park girls milling around, loud parties, and the odd cross goes up in flames_niko
- You do know, Benn, everybody is laughing AT you.Khurram
- China is way to busy making moves on Africa on their right and banging Australia across the street. Russia is laying pipe with Syria and humping on Ukrainerobotron3k
- Besides Iran wasn't a good neighbor and their dog kept fighting with anyone walking down the street. It was about time he went to doggy heaven.robotron3k
- Iran's the crazy neighbor that might just poison your family down the street...or in another state...you won't ever really know, but you know they crazy.formed
- NBQ000
Soleimani even kills when he's dead.
40 dead from stampede at Soleimani funeral: https://edition.cnn.com/middleea…
- Drumpf has essentially killed them, along with the 3 americans in kenya. Much more blood will be shed bc of his reckless decisions.CygnusZero4
- 56 dead now. Jesus, people are stupid. Mass-hysteria everywhere idolising idiots.NBQ00
- “Bleed for me, I bled for you”maquito
- sarahfailin6
- Its crazy, but his fans dont care/understandBennn
- ^ yup, it is mind boggling. They just rant some crap about the 'world is better', no care about starting a WW or this irony.formed
- he is an isolationist and a pussy. he isn't starting any war/.hotroddy
- he may havemonospaced
- Hayzilla-3
Look guys. There isn't going to be any WW3. Iran ain't gonna do shit and the US ain't either. Move on.
- _niko5
For years the US pretended to be a beacon of good, of democracy and of justice, now they’re showing their true colours and don’t give a shit.
- #bebestrenderedred
- loved this part of the civil war seriessarahfailin
- True colors? Bro, that dude we took out was a known terrorist. Better get woke.irrelevant
- "Now"? You took years to join the war against the Nazis. The actual Nazis. Hitler. You were ambivalent about Hitler.i_monk
- hotroddy0
- You mean the money that belonged to them? M’kay then...BusterBoy
- Lol as if shit for brains masterminded anything. It’s your Israeli and or Saudi masters that we’re behind this._niko
- That typeface is pretty good, wonder what it is?PhanLo
- Hahaharobotron3k
- No some guy squeeled on Solimanunierobotron3k
- NBQ00-1
This guy needs to lighten up
- Leave David Faustino alone!_niko
- Sometimes he makes a bit of sense, but his voice is brutal. Great he's still got a job and has his little map.PhanLo
- I want USA start drafting our women. Especially the purple haired ones.robotron3k
- NBQ004
If a WW3 truly happens now at least I won‘t have to repay all my debt. Yay.
- But Kapernick is upset about this...robotron3k
- AOC is mad too, scary man in White House make boom boom kill babies and orphans and step-childrens. He bad man.robotron3k
- Ok roboNBQ00
- More maturity coming from robo, shocker.formed
- kingsteven11
U.S.—A new policy issued by the United States Department of Defense, in conjunction with online platforms like Twitter and Facebook, will automatically enlist you to fight in a foreign war if you post your support for attacking another country.
People who bravely post about how the U.S. needs to invade some country in the Middle East or Asia or outer space will get a pop-up notice indicating they've been enlisted in the military. A recruiter will then show up at their house and whisk them away to fight in the foreign war they wanted to happen so badly.
"Frankly, recruitment numbers are down, and we needed some way to find people who are really enthusiastic about fighting wars," said a DOD official. "Then it hit us like a drone strike: there are plenty of people who argue vehemently for foreign intervention. It doesn't matter what war we're trying to create: Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, North Korea, China---these people are always reliable supporters of any invasion abroad. So why not get them there on the frontlines?"
"After all, we want people who are passionate about occupying foreign lands, not grunts who are just there for the paycheck," he added.
Strangely, as soon as the policy was implemented, 99% of saber-rattling suddenly ceased.
- Has robo enlisted yet to fight for his Führer?utopian
- Robo is a paper tigertank02
- Robo = C Y B E R - R A M B ONBQ00
- LolSomeCunt
- wish this was real in every country!sarahfailin
- neverscared2
i love war.
- scruffics-2
Is there a chance that Trump completely miscalculated this attack and didn’t even consider that Suleimani would be in the car when he ordered the strike and is now improvising his response?
Can’t help but think that there is. I wouldn’t put it past him.
- no, why would he attack that car??Bennn
- there were other people in there too, right? maybe they were the target? i mean it's weird that such a high-ranking officer would be travelling without guardscruffics
- From the little I've read, I think the guard was obliterated too. Not much a bunch of blokes can do against a surgical dreon strike... .Nairn
- Bennn2
Why did Trump/US Gov killed Soleimanni suddenly out of no where on January 3rd?
I'm reading the news and I try to understand. If its only based on an agenda of re-election and impeachment screen... I mean, it's bad, it's really bad... that should be another reason for impeachment!
No one knows where this is all going, but at the moment, it doesnt look good. Many people will die, again. And we can easily imagine terrorists attacks coming back in force in the West.
Also, the hate towards Muslims has never been that high, just go on social media, so many ignorant racists dont hide themselves anymore. All this will fuel them up even more.
All hate, all negativity, all destruction, nothing's positive for anyone with this.
- It's pretty sad (and terrifying). The only possible winner, of course, is Tman. Anything to get re-elected, even sending American's to die.formed
- What’s equally weird is how the conservative followers seems to know all about the details of the plan and situation despite them being undisclosed.monospaced
- lol @ "out of no where". dense are we? They attacked a US embassy.dibec
- You guys are idiots. You don't pay attention to shit then cry like some triggered babiesHayoth
- but Hayoth! he knows about everything in real time. think about the fact that people here have a real life.sted
- @mono weirdest thing is that wherever you go in the world these people behave like that. i used to think that it's because they can feel included.sted
- I admit I have not been following the Iran situtation at all. At the same time, I have not heard or read any comments from trump supporters about ...monospaced
- ... how this guy needed to be killed and how trump was the guy to do it. None of them seemed to talk about it at all until after it happened.monospaced
- But suddenly they are acting like this was necessary and he deserved it. Sure, but why didn’t you say so before?monospaced
- Every administration has discussed killing this guy for almost 2 decades. He’s dead now, so course people are talking about it now - Regardless of who’s potusGnash
- And hes bringing back the Revenge for the ambassy attack from 1979... WTF?Bennn
- There are a lot of people behind Trump...Saudi Arabia, Israel as well as people in his administration...who want to see the Iranian government overthrown.yuekit
- He just kicked a wasps nest and everyone gonna get sting because of himBennn
- And seems like no one at the US Gov tried to stop it, he's not alone taking actionBennn
- Saudi Arabia and Iran in particular have been locked in a war for control of the Middle East...via the wars in Syria, Yemen, etc.yuekit
- Its gonna cost lifes and shit tons of money to you American, againBennn
- And Trump is very close to the prince of Saudi Arabia who has been known to make aggressive, impulsive decisions. So Trump got elected and reversed theyuekit
- Obama policy of trying to make a deal with Iran. He put sanctions on them, Iran responded by seizing some oil tankers. And each side continue to provoke eachyuekit
- other and show how tough they are, leading up to this.yuekit
- I see.monospaced
- Meanwhile in Australia Koalas are dying...i_was
- @yuekit, there was a deal, and it was one that was being honored. Trump decided to tear it up, because Obama for some reason.wordssssss
- @hayoth Thank you for echoing the erronious talking point that the left is upset about this. Anybody with a brain wanted this guy gone for a while.garbage
- The point that you're missing is the timing. An orange man was saving some low-hanging fruit for.. reasons.garbage
- robotron3k-7
Iranian millennials fake protest the death of Suleimani.
These guys just want to be on QBNs COTD thread not fighting with their soft computer hands...
- wut?pango
- From someone on the inside: "the Iranian people are eating their popcorn watching, Iran is surrounded by USA bases, internal protests throughout, the Mulhasrobotron3k
- Need to respond. Suleimani was the very best of all General, the rest are fat fucks. The pressure is on to respond and they will probably react poorly"robotron3k
- BTW, Suleimani also crushed internal student protests in Iran in 2011. He's been propped up by their Gov, but it's great the roach is gone.robotron3k
- ^ lol, admit it, you never heard of this guy before today. Suddenly every American is an expert on Iranian politics.yuekit
- You really are a fucken moron Robo.BusterBoy
- robotron3k-2
Guyz, I take it all back, Iran just started their attack last night
They redecorated a little-known government website home page and are taunting our President with a cartoon.
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news…
Jeezuz, they fucking defaced the site and put up a pro-Iranian message!
God help us all.
I've got my bugout bag ready and my MGTOW® boyz got the cabin and supplies prepped up by Canada.
Good luck everyone, it has begun.
- I just heard sleeper cell Iranian plastic surgeons in LA have fucking started double-parking in front of Safeway in El Segundo!!! It's madness!!robotron3k
- why you guys alway come here? go away!pango
- I'm doing my part to counter the MSM message that the Nuclear bombs are about to drop and PT is destroying USA. It's all fucking bullshit. Don't be scared ®.robotron3k
- ya whatever. stop coming to canada when you have shit at home. don't make us build a wall!pango
- ahaha You guys make me laughD4W33D
- Gnash0
https://twitter.com/NatashaFatah…
Excellent interview
- Hundreds of thousands of "paid" mourners flooding the streets.. mmmmKhurram
- https://www.bbc.co.u…Khurram
- All just actors: https://www.youtube.…Khurram
- More paid actors mourning the unpopular general: https://www.youtube.…Khurram
- They will welcome us with flowers! as liberators! except the ones who hate our freedom >:(Khurram
- honestly, wondering how many of these "dissidents" they're going to trot out on the media circuit to drum up the case for war this time.Khurram
- ben_-3
This thread contains 32 different spellings of "Solaemaenai" and counting - each one from an expert on the subject of Middle East relations.
- Ben, are we all going to die?robotron3k
- aahahah what a great observation :)sted
- I'm sure your vision will live forever robo.ben_
- Here you go: قاسم سلیمانی - the "correct" spelling.Khurram
- Read it in the mirror because it goes right to left for some reason. They reverse everything over there.Khurram
- robotron3k-6
Increased gas prices in Iran led to this in December.... From NYT
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/…
"With Brutal Crackdown, Iran Is Convulsed by Worst Unrest in 40 Years
What started as a protest over a surprise increase in gasoline prices turned into widespread demonstrations met with a systematic repression that left at least 180 people dead.
The authorities have declined to specify casualties and arrests and have denounced unofficial figures on the national death toll as speculative. But the nation’s interior minister, Abdolreza Rahmani Fazli, has cited widespread unrest around the country.
On state media, he said that protests had erupted in 29 out of 31 provinces and 50 military bases had been attacked, which if true suggested a level of coordination absent in the earlier protests. Iran’s official media have reported that several members of the security forces were killed and injured during the clashes."
So all you ladies who think Iran is gonna be delivering hell on Earth to good old USA doesn't read enough.
Here's a little info on the 2 perfect drone strikes. Tank read each word so your stubborn pea brain understands the words.
""No one's going to know the difference between a drone flying or an airliner," he stated. "The sound from the drone is muffled so they're able to fly that drone very, very, low and that opens up their sight picture. It gives the individuals the ability to see -- more than likely -- exactly where Soleimani was located within that vehicle."
Translated, means a long-range drone loaded with top of the line MQ-9 hellfire missiles can fly around at night, anywhere on planet Earth, look inside of cars and sees passengers faces as they drive around at highway speeds all undetected. And at the push of a button save future lives.
This should strike crazy fear in the eyes of the enemy.
We saw glimpses of this same, super fuking, awesome USA fighting tech when Obama let the military do their thing and use SILENT helicopters to fly into Pakistan and take out Osama.
So tank, don't worry, you can sleep good tonight knowing Donald Trump is President and watching out for you too.
- PhanLo0
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Yeeeee-haaaaaaad!
