fucking X-factor
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- cruddlebub
i am being made to watch this tonight...
kill me
- Handel0
But, you're really choosing in anticipation of future returns.
- Dillinger0
It just wont die.
- cruddlebub0
louis walsh... need i say more
- he seriously needs a good stabbing. he is the pure personification of desperation.Hombre_Lobo
- just another irish prickcruddlebub
- A nice balanced opinion, nice to seerosskemp
- liveforever0
watch star trek on channel4 instead - miles better :)
- jfletcher0
is this about the comic? I could never get into that....
- jfletcher0
- this would be FAR bettercruddlebub
- I have this, hahaFrosty_spl
- cruddlebub0
its ok, its finished... the new tv comes tomorrow, no more fuck factor will be forced upon me... shower of shit...
- Hombre_Lobo0
yeh man its a massive pile of cliched riddle shite.
My gf watches it and i cant stand it. It really is retard viewing. but hey, they get the viewings.
- lowimpakt0
hang on, did they dye the Irish girls' hair red?
- we have an xfactor fanset
- hahaHombre_Lobo
- LOL set - ALERT ALERTVikingKingEleven
- lolcruddlebub
- Continuity0
There's always QI XL on BBC 2. That's much, much better viewing.
- Atkinson0
I like it, especially the early rounds. It must be as close as we'll get to a real circus of horrors like the Victorians had. Gary Barlow reminds me of that wooden bird from Bagpuss, it's like he's a VERY bad imitation of Gilbert and George too.
- cruddlebub0
i will agree with atkinson that the shows before the live cuntiness is hilarious, but i will only watch the freaks when shown to me, i do not, WILL not, go looking for it myself!
- A "but I didn't inhale" argument, doesn't convince.comicsans
- set0
I'll admit the bad auditions at the beginning are comedy gold. It also highlights how moronic we are as a species though... so my feelings are conflicted.
- YOUR A FAN!!!!! you've changedliveforever
- and you've always been a cuntset
- well, for as long as I've known you anyway. :-Dset
- lol fact!!liveforever
- Atkinson0
Fact is, I'm still watching it because I want to see the celebs' houses. There, I said it. I feel better now. Not the same without Cowell though.
And you're all thinking the same, so shut it before you start!
- domacle0
Kelly fucking Rowlands is so infuriating. Literally makes the entire show about her. She's the reason why a lot of Americans get stereotyped as obnoxious, loud, incoherent, unintelligent cretins.
- You go girl!toodee
- but she is lovely to look at...cruddlebub
- set0
Has Barlow had a lobotomy of some kind? What a boring monotoned blank staring fucktard.
- cruddlebub0
by the sounds of it we all watch it... now if we are watching because are ladies are 'forcing' us to then thats not really our fault, but if your watching it and your lady is out or you don't even have a lady then, well, that's properly fucked up.
- vaxorcist0
braincell genocide.... to be avoided at all costs...
kind of like driving on the highway and seeing a car accident, don't slow down to stare, you'll only get rear-ended....
- BaskerviIle0
as with all these kinds of programs, it's all about the american versions. The actual talent is so much better, and the freaks are on a whole different level of self delusion. There is zero talent in the UK ones and the loser aren't even that funny, plus there's no way I'd want to any of those judges opinions, when gary barlow is the most musical person on your panel you have problems, not to mention nDubz. total joke, even in a joke category of entertainment. Yes my gf sometimes watches it.
This kid was on the last series of American Idol, and was insanely talented musically, and he was only 17:
- Fax_Benson0
Any tips on how to watch this? Recommended drugs? What's the ideal state of consciousness?
There are guests round and I feel the need to spend some time with them, but they're in the other room watching this shit. I managed 10 minutes before the pain behind my eyballs got too much. I'm thinking that placing my head against the front door frame and letting the wind slam it shut might help.