Funny Office Stuff
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- mg33
Anyone do funny stuff around your office, either pranks or just general weirdness you keep to yourself?
I've been posting poetry to our kitchen bulletin board for about a month now as my latest "project" to introduce something different into everyone's workday. Started with images from National Geographic and searched on the web for poems related to a photo. Stated with a tiger, then a guy asleep undergoing a sleep study, then a wild bobcat, then a doctor testing something on a lamb wrapped in cheese cloth, then a boy laying on a gigantic python, and now a short haiku about Banana George, the barefoot skiing octogenarian.
Anything fun where you work?
- ross0
I often lay banana peels on the floor.
no one has wiped out yet.
- Eighty0
Had a great one, but someone took it to far AGAIN....
- CALLES0
we have like 40 designers... so photoshop battle are common... sometimes lines are crossed
- capn_ron0
crop dusting count?
- ********0
- brandelec0
ive got a little basketball hoop in my area and 4 of us have 'friday ball bets'. whoever sinks the most out of 5 wins and the rest has to do the task dropped into the losers jar.
usually just lasts one day. when i won the other 3 had to come over to wherever i am on command and give me a 2 minute standing ovation. another time they had to hold all doors open for me and keep an umbrella over my head while i smoked.
- ifeltdave0
my favorite is to get on someones computer when they're away from their desk and:
• IM co workers about hilarious things ( I shit my pants, do you have a pair I can borrow!? etc)
• Change their desktop background to chip n dales dancers
• screen shot their desktop, set as background. hide all icons in a small folder off to the side. hilarity ensues.other things too, so much fun at work :)
- pumpaction0
Big doll head looking at you right in the center of the freezer.
It might take a while before someone see it, but it works every time.
- sigg0
I bought about 14 plush angry bird toys and we throw them around the office at random times throughout the day. You push them just above their eyes and they make the laughing sound effects... it's hysterical when they're all flying around smashing shit off your desk.
- mg330
I have a biohazard bag, and a container for a stool sample that I got after kayaking in this lake up north. They gave that stuff out for a water quality study, wanted me to shit in the container and mail it somewhere to test it.
I've been wanting to keep my lunch in it, but thought I might instead fill the container (which shows instructions about how to attach to a toilet, and says FECAL SAMPLE on it) with bean paste and put it inside the biohazard bag that also says FECAL SAMPLE.
Our fridge gets cleaned out every few weeks by one of our office services guys. I can imagine him flipping out completely as he tries to decide whether or not to open it, throw it out, or email the entire company and ask who is insane enough to keep shit in the fridge.
- mekk0
last time a coworker didnt log off from facebook so someone did take care of it by asking every contact for 20 bucks.
what we did in school: look for alone, unlocked, pc´s and change some things:
- make screenshot of the desktop and turn int 180 degrees
- hide desktop elements
- set the background to image created
- turn workspace 180°
- set system font to wingdings, 72pt
- set cursor to "dinosaur" (windows XP)
- set cursor speed to lowest possibleand if you have time and rights, rename some files and folders..
then press windows&L - get a comfortable position and enjoy!
- the $20 bucks think is hilarious! did you make a big story about, like, owing a drug dealer?mg33
- no big story, just added a "you get back 25 tomorrow"mekk
- next time..."I hate asking you this, but I need some money to get out of a jam." and talk about how you owe a guy for heroin.mg33
- heroin or crystal meth.mg33
- haha! the ting is to ask everyone, even old people from school you met 10 years agomekk
- orpkoobcam20
I'm working really hard on a great business idea - I'll likely make a few million and retire before 40.
Meanwhile you guys will still be working in your 60's and having oh so much fun with your office pranks.
^ That's my joke on you guys.
- ha ha... if only it were true.orpkoobcam2
- i´ve got an idea - ask everyone for 20 bucks. ching ching!mekk
- Boz?monospaced