Funny Office Stuff

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  • mg330

    I have a biohazard bag, and a container for a stool sample that I got after kayaking in this lake up north. They gave that stuff out for a water quality study, wanted me to shit in the container and mail it somewhere to test it.

    I've been wanting to keep my lunch in it, but thought I might instead fill the container (which shows instructions about how to attach to a toilet, and says FECAL SAMPLE on it) with bean paste and put it inside the biohazard bag that also says FECAL SAMPLE.

    Our fridge gets cleaned out every few weeks by one of our office services guys. I can imagine him flipping out completely as he tries to decide whether or not to open it, throw it out, or email the entire company and ask who is insane enough to keep shit in the fridge.

    • laffing so hard right now.mantrakid
    • who touched my shit? you seen my shit?honest

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