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- BusterBoy0
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192203…
So, you know when you're engaged to be married and then suddenly your fiance starts spending a little too much time with his friend, Brad?
And you're like, 'Hey, it's okay, Brad's a great guy. He's pretty buff and he's a laugh and his fashion sense is amazing.'
So then your fiance starts not coming home at night because he and Brad had a 'wild one' and he comes back walking a little bit like John Wayne at 4pm the next day and you think 'Wow! It must have been a wild one since he can't walk straight anymore. They must have had a lot of good, clean fun together.'
And you buy a house and a dog together because that's what adults do and you skint yourself into ruin but that's what you do when you're in love, right?
But then, whilst unpacking, you find a pair of bright pink stilettos in a size 11 and a long blonde wig and a dress in size Large and a pair of white stockings, all of which definitely are not yours but have been worn and you think, 'Okay, well it could be for Halloween', but it's March?
And then your fiance stops wanting to have sex with you despite the fact you have a great rack and an ass that Kim K would insure for £8million by mistaking it for her own and you're wondering what is wrong with you and why has he shaved his balls tonight if not to spend the night with you?
In answer to all these questions, here I am.
Single, living with my ex fiance because we're both too skint to move out with a rock the size of Gibraltar on my finger wondering, 'How many other men have I turned?' whilst sharing a tub of ice cream with my dog and screaming 'WHY' at the ceiling.
The ring is beautiful. I mean, Brad probably picked it as he has great taste. But it just reminds me of my failure to grow a penis so I'd like to sell it so I can start my life again. I still have the receipt and the box, as if subconsciously I knew I'd be in my pajamas alone in the middle of the afternoon on a Friday writing this tale on eBay. I'm looking for money so I can finish renovating this house so I can either sell the house and move on or be bought out by Brad so they can live happily together.
It's an 18ct White gold Marquise cut diamond, 4 claw with round brilliant diamond halo and diamond shoulders - basically, lots of sexy little diamonds. 1.35ct diamond total weight. Can be resized, as if was for me, but it's a Size J at the moment. J for JOKES I ALMOST MARRIED SOMEONE WHO BLATANTLY LOVES THE D, AND THAT'S OKAY IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, TO EACH HIS OWN, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT AS I'M ONLY 27 AND I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN AT SOME POINT.
Hit me up with questions. Happy to take questions like, 'What the hell were you thinking?', 'what's Brad's number' and 'can we interview you for the Sun and pay you for your story?' But all questions related to buying the ring will be answered first. I accept bank transfer too, because Mama's gotta eat.
Oh and I will appreciate all innuendos related to the fact it's a ring that I'm selling and Brad probably had a go with my ex fiances ring etc etc.
- size J?monospaced
- quite a hard breaking story - sort of want a follow up.mugwart
- BusterBoy1
Nice description!
- Ben990
eBay is still alive? Didnt buy from there since a long time. All the stuff are coming from China by boat and it takes ages to arrive.
- pablo280
Ron Jeremy 'Wrecking Ball' CD Clock
- http://www.ebay.com/…pablo28
- wtf? I thought Ron Jeremy had died? How on Earth does shit like that get into my brainspace?detritus
- cbass990
George Zimmerman painting for $99k
- waterhouse0
If I were a video artist, this could be an early Christmas gift to myself.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SONY-KX-…
- My family used to own one of these. When I was an eleven-year-old, I had my first bout of winter flu. My Dad brought the TV up to my bedroom so I could watch it from my sick bed. It was a winter's night and the reception was a little snowy but clear enough for my mildly medicated mind to be blown by the existential magic of Blade Runner. Funny things, memories.eoin
- TV up to my bedroom so I could watch it from my sick bed. It was a winter's night and the reception was a little snowy but clear enough for my mildly medicated mind to be blown by the existential magic of Blade Runner. Funny things, memories.eoin
- enough for my mildly medicated mind to be blown by the existential magic of Blade Runner. Funny things, memories.eoin
- I had the 25" digital monitor, mfd. '85, was $1200 new, got it for free, just needed a fuse.ZOOP
- albums0
AVOHKII LEGO BIONICLE Platinum MASK OF LIGHT Rarest LEGO piece ever made
http://www.ebay.com/itm/AVOHKII-…
Price:US $17,500.00
- Jeezdopepope
- http://www.ebay.com/…sem
- Buys $20 alternative http://www.ebay.com/…sem
- srhadden0
http://www.benl.ebay.be/itm/1507…
World Famous MELVAN, MELVINS Tour Van with Artwork by Kurt Cobain (NIRVANA)
1972 Dodge Sportsman Royal Van, better known as the "MELVAN" Featured in many books, Cobain Unseen, Come As You Are ETC. & Many NIRVANA documentary films. This is a very unique piece of MEVINS/NIRVANA history & truly one of a kind. The KISS Mural on the side was hand drawn by Kurt Cobain using sharpie markers shoplifted from the Thriftway grocery store in Montesano Washington. (former employer of King Buzzo) This was one of the first MELVINS tour vans & was used on at least one U.S. tour. Kurt himself was often times known to drive this van to local shows, also included are two former registration's, one signed by Roger Osborne (King Buzzo) & the second signed by former MELVINS bass player Matt Lukin ! Bid High & Bid Often ,this will probably be your one & only chance to own this unique piece of music history !
The MELVINS have put out the Question, who Will Make it to 101,000 first, The MELVINS facebook fan page https://www.facebook.com/melvins… to 101,000 fans, or the MELVAN to $ 101,000 ? Well, I say Bid High, and Add The MELVINS , They ROCK !
V: Hi! No question here, just wanted to say I really REALLY hope this gets sold to the right person and preserved the way it should. I am only 28 and kurt and the melvins are the reason I play music today, can almost picture them that young starting out in this van. INCREDIBLE! Hopefully it gets to the R&R Hall of Fame like it should!! Wishing I had enough to buy it and live in it- --TodaysXam 08-mrt-12
A: I agree with you 100% that is our wish as well ! Thanks For Your Interest
V: whats the reserve on it? 08-mrt-12
A: Sorry, I can't disclose that, Just remember as Kurt once said "You Can't Believe Every Thing You Read, Now Can You ?"
V: Hi, Is the Kiss mural the only piece of artwork on the van done by Kurt? Has anyone contacted the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame about placing a bid on this??? It truly belongs there. Thank You 08-mrt-12
A: I believe it is the only piece remaining, their was a Michael Jackson portrait also on the hood at one time that has since faded off, the KISS Mural was on the shady side of the van & has suffered minimal fading over the years, I do hope it goes into some sort of public display & remains in one piece . Thanks for your question
V: Was it is bedroom for tour? I won't probably not bid since it's reached the most i can pay for but i wonder if he invited a lot of women into this, if yes it should even put the auction higher i guess. 07-mrt-12
A: That's one I can't answer, sorry, but Thanks for the interest !
V: Very important. Are there any "skid marks" on the seat from Dale Crover? Thanks in advance. 07-mrt-12
A: It is possible, the original sheep skin seat cover that came with the Van in 1992 is still on the driver seat !
V: why wouldnt you sell it to Courtney...she rocks!!Fuck the haters 07-mrt-12
A: This is a auction, it will be sold to the highest bidder upon making reserve, regardless of who wins, I really hope they intend to keep it as a whole, this van has way to much history to have it's quarter panel cut out and used as a wall hanger as has been suggested by a few. It's our hope that it does end up in some sort of public display !
V: Who stenciled the BLACK IIII FLAG bar on the driver's side door? 07-mrt-12
A: The Current owner, many years ago
V: Hmm, I see you didn't include a pic of the passenger side. Is it dented? That was a joke. Good luck in the auction, this rules. 07-mrt-12
A: Passenger side is strait, but the van was parked tight against the side of the carport at time of pictures
V: Do you think any of Kurt Cobains hair remains in the carpet? Im an avid collector, thanks! 07-mrt-12
A: It's possible.....
V: I like how you put NIRVANA after Kurt Cobain like people wouldnt know the art on the Melvins Van was Kurts ? Ha Ha shoould sell for 100,000+ or its a bargin. JC 07-mrt-12
A: Well, the sad part about that is I learned about Nirvana through the MELVINS, My Favorite band for many years, the average music fan has never heard of The MELVINS, but everybody knows NIRVANA, I actually have a former member of NIRVANA sleeping on my couch right now (Aaron Burckhard) Putting him up for auction next, do I have any bidders ?
V: Do not sell it to Courtney . Do Not! 07-mrt-12
A: And how would I know it is her ? everybody is using fake names on Ebay
V: do you have a certificate of authenticity for the kiss drawing by kurt? 07-mrt-12
A: Matt Lukin has Picture's of Kurt doing the art work, if I can acquire them before the end of the auction, I will post them !
V: HELLO, What other famous person was in that van ? Was Dave Grohl,Courtnry Love? Who eles ???? 07-mrt-12
A: It was very early, in Nirvana's Career, Aaron Burckhard is my roommate, he does not remember ever riding in it, but Kurt Cobain,Krist Novoselic, Buzz Osborne, Dale Crover,& Matt Lukin Positively, & Greg Hokanson (First drummer for Kurt's band Fecal Matter) has told me he also rode in it
V: Does it still have the original plates? 07-mrt-12
A: Yes ! complete with tabs that expired in April of 94, how spooky is that ?
V: How much do you want sell? 06-mrt-12
A: This is a auction, I can't disclose that, Rolling Stone is correcting their story at this time, their info was off, But I do Appreciate them taking the time to correct their Story
V: How did you (or the registered owner) come to acquire the van? 06-mrt-12
A: The van was given to a good friend of mine by Matt Lukin's mother, he has owned it since about 1992, it was taken out of regular service in 1994, the last time it was driven was about 1998 for a short spin around the block. Thanks for your question !
V: Hi, I see you are "Tad Doyal"; are you "the" Tad (the musician)? I wondered because the name's spelled different. 06-mrt-12
A: No, Thank You for the question, their have been lot's of false reports online saying Tad Doyle, front man of the Band TAD is selling this this van, I am not Tad Doyle, nor Have I ever claimed to be, my name is Mitch, & I have listed the MELVAN for my friend Ben, I am however a HUGE TAD FAN & I highly encourage you to check out his new band, "BROTHERS OF THE SONIC CLOTH" They are BAD A** !
V: Should be in the RNR Hall of Fame. Nice offering. Hopefully someone realizes this and makes it so. 06-mrt-12
A: Thank You Very Much ! I Totally Agree , however we don't have the finance's to give it the home it really deserves. Both I and the owner of the van really want to see it preserved & put in a public display, my greatest fear is somebody getting it, cutting out the quarter panel for a wall hanger and scrapping the rest, this van holds way to much history !
V: Hi does the van still run and drive? 05-mrt-12
A: The van was last driven about 1998 (Short trip around the block) I would not trust it on any sort of road trip, ironically, the license tabs expired April of 94, how crazy is that ?- kurt was quite an artist lmfaoCygnusZero4
- Thats pretty cool though.sem
- prophetone0
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NES-Nint…
Free shipping!- Ive seen this. Only 2 I believe in existence. Maybe 4.CygnusZero4
- I remember the arcade version! Man my fingers bled from tapping the buttons with a nickel.74LEO
- pablo280
- Winning bid: US $11,300.00albums
- I didnt see the made by him, which is kind of neat.CygnusZero4
- Before that I was like who would pay 10k for anything he ever touchedCygnusZero4
- lajj0
- MrT0
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/19069…
Can you hear that? It's the sound of hipsters frothing...
- Fucken eh yeh. I hope Hipsters don't get it and put Madonna stickers on it.mikotondria3
- since when do Hipsters have good taste?randomname
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