Relationship for Sale
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- 23kon
Some German girl is offering a Facebook Relationship for sale on eBay.
For 3 months she will be "in a relationship" with you and will post comments on your wall and like things you post and write poems etc.
- maikel0
I guess she is a big black bloke somewhere in Nigeria.
Or many.
- 23kon0
It's maybe a facebook page she's made specifically for this idea so that she doesn't share any of her real friends/info.
That'd be the sensible thing to do.Is a good way of making some coin cos some bugger will go for it.
- Atkinson0
100% feedback
- dobre0
Is she goin to be monogamous during the 3 months?
- whereRI0
thats my girlfriend! fuck
- liveforever0
wtf lol
what kind of douche would even pay for this?- you'll be surprisedApeRobot
- ever been to a strip club? look at the guys at the buffet...registe
- i try not to look at guys in a strip :)liveforever
- now you know ffrregiste
- I never noticed the buffet.CyBrainX
- ApeRobot0
Does that include anal sex?
- pinkfloyd0
Pathetic has reached a new high.
- And we're sitting on top of it.ORAZAL
- HA!zenmasterfoo
- Like a throne of uselessness.CyBrainX
- registe0
Played out right you could make it cost her, make your money back plus some in entertainment. Just skew the relationship from day one that she isn't committed, technically she is, but what could you make her put up with?
Tell her she needs to meet your mother. Invite on vacation, go dutch. If she can't meet your needs, le drama would ensue. Let multiple people manage the "relationship" so she would end up thinking you're schizophrenic and rive her nuts. I'm sure 4 or 5 people in their spare time could appear very needy as one person.
Of course all conversations would be only that, talk but anything to swing her dramatic mood and understanding would be ideal. I find this to be a fair deal as she wants paid for something that comes free in life with mutual respect for others.
- jon_d0
only if nudity is involved
- kilroii0
I like the related items on the ebay listing - they really know their target audience. Haha.
- nb0
In a related story, this local radio station is having a "Win a Wife" contest. The winner gets a Russian Bride.
- JSK0
Only if JazX has this...
- Now theres a name i haven't heard in a few years!! What happened to that guy ?liveforever
- I think he is on and off with this place. Still taking pictures of his gf.JSK
- and then selling her on ebay ?liveforever
- kilroii0
She's been removed :(
- moldero0
reminds me of Br3tt B@sh's fake facebook friend
- hektor9110
hahaha quick money FUN