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- Horp
Working on a project at the moment, repositioning humous.
Can anybody recommend some good new locations for the houmous?
Thanks
- Fax_Benson0
Very hard to pin down. You can spell it; hamos, hommos, hommus, homos, houmous, hummos, hummous, or humus.
- Fax_Benson0
Hamas? Hammers?
- CALLES0
Hmmmm Hummus
- sigg0
*points to the perfect location
You're welcome.
- Horp0
Phummuois is a good way to spell it.
- set0
Cunthumous, silent cunt.
- dbloc0
Homos?
- scarabin0
isn't humous dirt?
- What?
WAAATH???Horp - Its lovely stuff. Nice smooth freshly made houmous, toasted pitta bread, bowl of olives...Horp
- sprig of wassle leaves, a jug of Dorpdok, a chunk of parp, some keenly frisked babadors,Horp
- mellowed ghouls sifting mentally on the pyre, a glass of sparkling radio, some chunky friends...Horp
- and the shortened sounds of pickleboard pupating on the vernerbocks. Heaven.Horp
- < Makes as much sense as suggesting houmous is dirt.Horp
- i know what hummous is, i make it all the time. i was talking about http://en.wikipedia.…scarabin
- :)scarabin
- Horp, everything you just wrote sounded like farts in the bath, in my head. :DContinuity
- haha. sounded like james joyce or lewis carrol to mescarabin
- Definitely Lewis Carroll. Beware the Jabberwock my friend.Amicus
- twas brillig in the slithy tovesscarabin
- What?
- hektor9110
i luv hummus
- Fax_Benson0
Location - funerals. Name - Posthumous.
- ukit0
- scarabin0
seriously though, i think i'm like 65% made of hummous
- ukit0
I love hamas on some pita
- NickInfozure0
Much like a funeral a letter box would work nicely for Posthumous.
- MrT0
Why does hummus need repositioning?
- boobs0
It's too close to the goddam olives.
- Miguex0
Why repositioning? do you live under a rock?
Variety | TV News
Posted: Wed., Aug. 17, 2011, 6:15pm PTIt all started when Snooki from Jersey Shore started mackin down pieces of dry cardboard dipped in Hummus, because according to her statement
"I could fucking eat anything as long as I can dip it on this freakin hummus over here"
Immediately after the episode aired, Ed Hardy hats sales went over the roof, as apparently she dipped one on Hummus, and eat the entire thing, only spitting out the polyester label in the back of the hat.
But Hummus sales worldwide went down over a 22%.
So farmers market associations in the US offered a substantial (undisclosed) amount of fried pickles to the horny reality diva, in exchange of her not sucking down Hummus while cameras are recording.
She declined.Contact the Variety newsroom at
- MrT0
Miguex, no I don't live under a rock. I'm just not someone whose mind can be influenced by a moron on a reality TV show.