my gf always goes through the history on the laptop!
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- cruddlebub
my lady always, always goes through the internet history on the laptop and makes references to what i have looked through facebook status's and this really fucks me off!!
i dont care what she looks at!! its not like i look at loads of porn either...
honest!
- animatedgif0
Why the fuck are you dating such a cunt?
get rid
- we have a kid!
bit trickycruddlebub - the plot thickensCALLES
- oh man, sucksanimatedgif
- lolHAYZ1LLLA
- get the kid and runPixter
- say you gonna go buy cigarette and never go back.pango
- lol @ pango74LEO
- LOL Pango!moldero
- O_Osofakingbanned
- hilarious pango!!!!!!!!!!fyoucher1
- HAHAHAHA @ Pango!elahon
- we have a kid!
- cruddlebub0
this has passed through my mind, but i'm not bothered!
maybe i will be if i start digging
- you just said it fucks you off. grow a new pair.cannonball1978
- no, i said what she looks at doesnt bother me...cruddlebub
- Continuity0
Why are you not password-protecting your laptop?
- we share the laptop, we did have seperate users on the old one but that just caused arguments...
cruddlebub - Holy shit, she sounds un-glued.Continuity
- LOL continuityk_temp
- we share the laptop, we did have seperate users on the old one but that just caused arguments...
- CALLES0
start looking at fat porn... men and women
- prophetone0
zap your history and/or surf in a 'safe mode', no brainer. get a new gf.
- < the latter. Sorry dude. my EX-wife did that shit too.CyBrainX
- capn_ron0
so is she going to see this now? problem solved.
- if she is clever enoughcruddlebub
- my first thought.johnny_wobble
- haha...ross
- Now she'll get a bunch of impartial and fair opinions about what she's doing.CyBrainX
- cruddlebub0
i have been watching porn on the iphone, which (atm) she never touches.... but i should be able to look at what i like!
- poor iphone =(CALLES
- poor mecruddlebub
- do you have unlimited bandwidth? if not be ready for a HUGE phone bill....vaxorcist
- ive been using the wireless at homecruddlebub
- you're into atm?arthur
- yes we have oncecruddlebub
- dbloc0
- <Knuckleberry
- i have windows 7...not safaricruddlebub
- They make Safari for Windows.nb
- chrome has incognito mode or something, doesn't it?johnny_wobble
- cmd shft n INCOGNITO PORNpastpastdue
- HijoDMaite0
weird
- Sutteklut0
Lol! Im glad I dont do that. Who cares what you look up on the internet. And porn? Why care! (Id rather watch with him, but hey ^^)
- animatedgif0
^
Private browsing, or store it all in an encrypted DMG
- detritus0
- hahahaha these are amazing!cruddlebub
- Knitting? Me too!Continuity
- LOL!!!
OSFA - HAHAHAmoldero
- Dude. Gold.non
- hahaJaline
- hahahaakrok
- Very funny! Even by my high standards.boobs
- That is the funniest thing I've read on here in my 9 years on Newstoday/QBN. I'm completely serious.CyBrainX
- OSFA0
Sounds like a healthy relationship :/
- 6 years and counting!cruddlebub
- this is why men die younger than women.moldero
- this is why im bald!cruddlebub
- this is why I'm divorced (and still have my hair at 48)CyBrainX
- i'm only 28!cruddlebub
- cruddlebub0
at sutteklut, we do! i honestly dont get it either....just fucks with my head!
- ok, click this..
http://www.google.co…detritus - Actually, don't.
Sorry.detritus - lol, skullfucking? nahhh its okcruddlebub
- ok, click this..
- bulletfactory0
1. warn her about trust and how it's the foundation of a healthy relationship.
2. start searching for wedding rings
3. when she brings this up excitedly, pretend not to know what she's talking about
4. ???
5. profit
- vaxorcist0
have 2 browsers....
with one, surf in private mode
with the other browser, leave the "history on" then, surf to the new york times, the wall street journal, and a bunch of women's magazines, click on lots of "relationship" articles and maybe throw in a few searches for suicide hotlines and divorce lawyers just to freak her out...
- CALLES0
click here... problem solved!
- Continuity0
OK ... so, having two user accounts on the shared (!!) laptop caused arguments, and she looks at your browser history?
Run. Like. Fucking. Hell.
- were 6 years down the line and kind of thought this would of stopped, she is 5 years older than me toocruddlebub
- So fucking what?Continuity
- well, i thought she'd be the mature one!cruddlebub