Transformers 3
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- BozMan0
Haha this thread is full on cynics - About 75% of you on this thread should watch the latest episode of south park because most of you sound like Stan. I have to agree with Boz not because he has an awesome handle but because he makes perfect sense. I'm starting to believe QBN is full of hipsters. I'm not sure about most of you but I don't go to the movies expecting to be enlightened. Movies are to entertain you. Yea sometimes they have a deeper meaning but you know what sometimes all I want to do is sit back look at hot chicks and watch some shit explode. I haven't seen this flick yet but I intend to. So stop your bitching about how terrible so and so's acting is and just enjoy the movie for what it is. Mother of pearl it's about giant living robots that destroy humanity what the hell do you expect? Also knocking Bay for his movies. He is know for blowing shit up, not his magnificent storytelling come on now.
- you're right...
"Shia is probably buffing in the ass" is a 100% legit critique of the film and should be a respected opinionmonospaced
- you're right...
- georgesIII0
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boz I used to like you, but quoting south park as something of extraordinary quality,
I guess you more socially engineered than I thought,some movies are good some are bad,
but you should honestly call a shit a shit,
can't believe you actually paid to see it...I won't even torrent it
- numbers0
So basically we shouldn't take movies too seriously all the time...agree 100%.
But that doesn't mean we have to accept the most idiotic, unentertaining crap like these Transformers movies. The only reason we're even discussing them is because they are a multimillion dollar franchise Hollywood wants to sell to you. Boz even admitted the main star of the films is an annoying douchebag (I don't think he's gay, just a douchebag).
But apparently if you aren't on board with this douchebag-starring shitfest of a film, you are a hipster who takes themselves too seriously in you guys' eyes? lol
- ernexbcn0
- hhmmm... visual referenceDodecahedron
- wow great catch. This happens ALOT. Its like all DESIGN.VikingKingEleven
- Oh Snap...utopian
- the island was a micheal bay film BTW.Dodecahedron
- ernexbcn0
Boz, you mad?
- aanderton0
- Not hot, she looks like she got sucker punched by a duck.utopian
- <jadrian_uk
- utopian is right, not hot.Hombre_Lobo
- ukit0
"Also knocking Bay for his movies. He is know for blowing shit up, not his magnificent storytelling come on now."
I never understood this argument. Surely what you want is magnificent storytelling AND blowing shit up.
Isn't that always going to be better than shit blowing up with crap storytelling?
- Boz0
@numbers
no.. but this movie is spectacular visual feast. The story is coherent enough to follow and you go to see this movie to be basically overwhelmed by visual effects and the plethora of "fuck yeah" moments.
We all know it's not going to win Oscars. We all know Transformers movies are not supposed to be Children of Men and have deeper meaning. It's pure fun, entertainment, plain and simple.
It's animated movies I grew up with, transfered to big screen in a spectacular fashion. Saying that it's shit and criticizing character development or how story is not award winning is really hipster like to be honest. It's not that you criticize the movie, you are directly insulting everyone who wants to have fun and plug-out of real life for a few hours to enjoy some robots and hot chicks.
There is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with that.
Michael Bay is entertainment director. He knows how to make those slow motion "fuck yeah" moments that we all find fun.
Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, The Rock etc etc.. all of these movies are certainly not grounded in reality or Oscar worthy but a hell of a lot of fun. Transformers is his pinnacle in visual effects we really enjoy.
People need to distinguish an ok movie that's a lot of fun and is done fantastically well (technical execution of Transformers is top notch). It's a feel good movie, who's only purpose is not to take itself too seriously and give you some spectacular entertainment.
To shit on a movie and say how people who see are idiots and how you would never see it is 100% hipster douche thing to do. It's like "I'm better than these brainless idiots so I won't go and see it".
If you are in design and visual communications business, I strongly suggest you see the movie. If anything it can allow you to appreciate the people who worked on the film and the design/effects/3d talent behind it. It's breathtaking how well these people do their job.
That alone is worth price of admission.
- Your posts about this are getting a bit long. There's also ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with hating what Bay stands for.Pupsipu
- Although Bay is one of the better cheesemakers out there, people don't appreciate his skill.Pupsipu
- I am picturing boz watching this movie and standing up constantly screaming "fuck yeah, fuck yeah!!!!!"Dodecahedron
- "Transformers! Fuck yeah!!!!" BozDodecahedron
- haha, me too and the pop corns falling offjadrian_uk
- Dodecahedron0
About the OP I don't know if they actually ever kiss but there is a scene where she is strattling him and he's groping one of her beautiful lushes legs that is out from under her miniskirt. Did not seem gay to me.
- Dodecahedron0
I think the new transformers just look wrong. They look way too mechanical and too detailed rather than sleek and stylish. There's a lot of cars in the movie and so the transformers themselves should seem like high end sports cars but they look like insects. There's nothing memorable about any of the characters, they all the same look the same. They should have referenced the old cartoon style transformers more.
- VikingKingEleven0
- the pic is not nessesary
Dodecahedron - fuck yea Megan!Pupsipu
- the pic is not nessesary
- VikingKingEleven0
- She actually reminds me
on Eon for some reason...
http://i.imgur.com/u…utopian
- She actually reminds me
- inteliboy0
boz you have such strong opinions on things, and whenever someone disagrees with you they are simply a "fanboy" or "hipster". It's a pretty annoying and childish way to interact with people.
I love me some hollywood popcorn flicks, even as you say, just for the technical/aesthetic skill involved (yup, the new robot designs look shit hot). Though after the damn awful shit fest that was Transformers 2 I aint going any where near this franchise.
- moldero0
- not bad, no ass though, or hips should be wider...but no one would turn her away_niko
- ok,she is hot, but not hollywood movie hot, they could have done better. she has a weird face.Hombre_Lobo
- CygnusZero40
I just downloaded the torrent. I got to the part with sam in his apartment with the girl and that fucking corny ass robot sitting on the couch cracking jokes. File went right to the trash bin. Im not spending 2 hours watching this garbage.
- prophetone0
i was pleased with it. everything i expected it to be. mindless action with a hint of cheesypie. if you expect anything else you'll likely be disamused and maybe even enraged.
- and that's what's being exhibited here.. hipster rageBoz
- Sep0
For those of you who are lazy, a quick recap of this thread (sticking to the highlights and paraphrasing):
Boz: "Transformers 3 was soo awesome! Big 'splosions and all. Shia LaBeouf is fucking gay. That hot chick is fucking hot!"
some people: "Grow the fuck up."
monospaced: "Sounds homophobic"
VikingKingEleven: "O ya because being homo is so natural right? Take your political correct garbage somewhere else."
e-pill: "Won't someone please think of the robots!"
some people: "I liked it."
some other people: "I won't go and see that piece of crap."
VikingKingEleven: "Here's a sad picture of a baby with a cleft lip. I don't know why but here it is"
Boz: "You're all hipsters."
THE END?
- e-pill: "Won't someone please think of the robots!"
haha but i agree with e-pilleficks
- e-pill: "Won't someone please think of the robots!"