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Mrs Malpass, you taught me to swim when I was 7.
Thank You
- fiver0
TheBlueOne
Thanks for Hevetica Monotype.
Thank You
- ********0
This thread needs more Dinky
- Amicus0
Mr Abernerthy, you raced me to the Eye Doctor after I watched that cricket ball far too closely. Your quick thinking probably saved me from losing my eye.
Thank You.
- neue75_bold0
Dear Anne,
The beauty of feeling terrible provides an opportunity to google your images in teenage boy fashion and be constantly be awed by your prettyness...
I love that one where you're motioning to the other girl to join you in jumping into the pool. It's so carefree..
Thanks and look forward to hearing from you soon.
- scarabin0
i jus' wann' give thanks to jesus. also, shout-outs to all ma ladies and all ma n-words in tha house tonight
werd up
- fiver0
To Apple,
For giving me a career and my baller lifestyle.
Sent from my iPhone.
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Dear Tim
Thank you for submitting your letter. We here at New Yorker take pride in reading and discovering new literary talent. Sadly the work that you have submitted, all 7,864 of them, does not equate to the pristine standard we maintain.
As per my previous 7,863 responses, please stop sending us your work, reminder letter with dead birds, which does make you a tortured artist, also email, phone calls, voice mails, pigeon gram, note taped to a brick through our window, and please stop sleeping under my bed trying to subliminally change my mind which you failed to do as you fall asleep.
Thank you again
Emily Johnascot
Assistant to Sir Preston Willingbegheader
Editor in Chief
New Yorker
- sea_sea0
to my papi for letting me walk between his tomato plants and passing on the love of nature. ;)
