Give thanks
Give thanks
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Dear Tim
Thank you for submitting your letter. We here at New Yorker take pride in reading and discovering new literary talent. Sadly the work that you have submitted, all 7,864 of them, does not equate to the pristine standard we maintain.
As per my previous 7,863 responses, please stop sending us your work, reminder letter with dead birds, which does make you a tortured artist, also email, phone calls, voice mails, pigeon gram, note taped to a brick through our window, and please stop sleeping under my bed trying to subliminally change my mind which you failed to do as you fall asleep.
Thank you again
Emily Johnascot
Assistant to Sir Preston Willingbegheader
Editor in Chief
New Yorker