Plagiarism
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- Jimbo820
4 days and counting...
- Bargels0
I'm excited!
- Anticipation s killing me! Wished it could be filmed!MakeBelieve
- ********0
Man - assuming you are going through with this and you have metal detection sweeps* before entering your offices, I am going to assume this will be broadcast live to the web... right?
- * I have not checked but I am assuming this is all taking place in Amerika - easy gun laws and such...********
- And fuck me - I'm on the road all day Thursday...********
- * I have not checked but I am assuming this is all taking place in Amerika - easy gun laws and such...
- ********0
Ok, let's start taking bets:
1. Odds that dude does not show for interview? 3-1
2. Odds that dude shows and craps in his pants. 5-1
3. Odds that nothing at all will happen and we all go back to "reading" COTD 1.15-1- I'll put $4million on craps in pants, send me your bank details and I'll transfer it overJimbo82
- Put me in for doesn't showContinuity
- Bank acct is in Nigeria, you should be getting email soon...********
- locustsloth0
i'll take the long shot bet and say that the interviewee is so charismatic that he convinces your bosses that you're the plagiarist and you're out on your ass by thurs evening
- lol - wonderful - twisted storyline********
- haha genius.canuck
- lol - wonderful - twisted storyline
- monospaced0
if he landed the interview, he'll show up...unless...
- ...it is all a scam... and a clever way for his employers to find out why he still has a résumé on the 'net...********
- or, he researched the company and found said work...or he found this...I say he shows upmonospaced
- ...it is all a scam... and a clever way for his employers to find out why he still has a résumé on the 'net...
- canuck0
It's probably your co-workers fucking with you. Just roll with it bro.
- ********0
If you do not record this in some way (voice, video, sketch artist) I will be incredibly upset.
- chossy0
I dare you to print out his work and mount it on one side of a piece of paper then print your workl on the other side of the paper.
Underneath the corresponding side type your name and then his name.
When he comes to the interview say glad you made it sit down.
Then open the paper infront of him, then sit back down and simply look at him.
- monospaced0
set up the interview room like this
- Continuity0
So, who's gonna be Good Cop, and who's gonna be Bad Cop when this all goes down?
- ********0
report it.
- yeah, rosco is right, let the design police handle this one...dumbassmonospaced
- Kiino0
Wow. So this is all going down in LA. Makes me think "what would David Lynch do?" Lynch freakin loves good architecture btw, among other things.
I say try to schedule the interview for one of the hottest days of the year (like this Wednesday) & keep the air conditioning off in the conference room. Make him sweat!
- Samush0
tell the guy all potential employees have to pass a lie detector test as part of their interview- i'd say this is a sly "ice-breaker" joke for when you welcome him into the meeting room.
*joke must be followed by a short sinister cackle/laugh.
- meffid0
This will be a huge anti-climax. He'll be slightly retarded or handicapped and you'll feel awful.
If not, this is a pretty big time-wasting event no?
- Nope, if anything this jerk will realize that if he is stealing work to land a job, then maybe he should go back to flipping burgers and leave the real work to the adults.NONEIS
- burgers and leave the real work to the adults.NONEIS
- It will haunt him out the of field so to say.NONEIS
- time wasting? maybe a couple of hours, nothing to worry aboutmonospaced
- Everyone's getting fully amped to pick on this kid. I don't condone what he did...meffid
- but this is nothing a phone call couldn't fix?meffid
- Jimbo820
3 days and counting...
- ukit0
100UKIT
