Jokes in poor taste...
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- goldieboy0
Amy Winehouse is dead.
Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a class A drug!To soon?
- one day latedrgs
- HAHAHAHAHAHA Drgs you funny fucker.Horp
- Hehe, not bad. At least we're getting some laughs out of this useless dead cunt.CygnusZero4
- Projectile0
What do Maddie and Bin Laden have in common?
(if u don't know who maddie is, look it up)they both got their back door smashed in before being dumped in the ocean
- 74LEO0
- wowdirtydesign
- i like itCygnusZero4
- ill take 1st place thank you!74LEO
- mg330
How does every good ethnic joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
- Projectile0
what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
...finding half a worm.
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Being gang raped
- he's here all week folks!zenmasterfoo
- The holocaust.Jimbo82
- whats worse than the holocaust?
Wet socks!jasonabc
- glitchsbrew0
heard this from tosh the other night....
What similarity do butt sex and spinach share?
- ?moldero
- when forced as a child to have, you can never enjoy as an adult.glitchsbrew
- LOLmoldero
- timeline....first 2 or 3 pagesMaaku
- nb0
This thread sucks.
- <oey
- at least this is a joke. a pretty good one too.capn_ron
- someone is religious or conservative, one or the otherCygnusZero4
- bigtrick0
i just made this up; i think it's funny:
a blonde, a jew, a pole, a midget, a black dude, a mexican and a midget walk into a bar.
bartender looks up, and says
"what, is this supposed to be some sort of joke?"
then the bartender sticks a cock up yer mum's arse.
- elahon0
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves after his house burns down
- vonheart0
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Nachos.
- You paint a picture with wordstoodee
- aaaargh!!!! what the fuck dude!!! hahahaProjectile
- nice :-)Sandman_1982
- bliznutty0
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing.. you already told her twice
- Raniator0
Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A. Christopher Walken
- elahon0
Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah. What's it called?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What's that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Sharon took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"
- aanderton0
How many delete me posts does it take to get your account deleted...
Just one...
(Thanks to ckentish for this one)
- tasty0
How can you tell if your roommate's gay?
- elahon0
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
- hahahHemogoblin
- bhwhahahahaahMiguex
- haha what the fuck!bigtrick