Jokes in poor taste...
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A man had three daughters- named Lily, Rose, and Brick. They were all sitting around the house one day when Lily asked, “Dad? Why did you and mom name me Lily?” Dad replied, “It’s a really beautiful story. When we left the hospital, as I was pushing you and your mother out the door in a wheelchair, a single Lily fell from a balcony above us and landed right on you. So we decided to call you Lily.”Touched and intrigued by the story, Rose asked the same question. “Dad? Why did you and mom name me Rose?” Dad replied, “You know, I could hardly believe it when it happened, but when we left the hospital, as I was pushing you and your mother out the door in a wheelchair, a single Rose fell from a balcony above us and landed right on you. So we decided to call you Rose.”
Touched and intrigued by the story, Brick said, “GGAAHHRRG GAHHH GRAAGGHHH”