Jokes in poor taste...
- Started 15 years ago
- Last post 4 hours ago
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- BusterBoy0
A penguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood.
He pulls into a repair shop and asked the mechanic to fix his car.
The mechanic says to give him half an hour to fix it.
So to kill time the penguin goes across the street to a 7-11 and buys an ice cream. But because penguins don't have any hands, the poor little guy gets ice cream all over his beak.
So he goes back to the mechanic and the the mechanic says "it looks like you blew a seal".
The penguin tells him "no that's just a little ice cream".
- MrT0
Why do dwarves make bad parents?
They struggle to put food on the table.
- dijitaq0
today i saw an orphan sitting on the curb.
"aww, are you an orphan?" i asked him.
"yes, how did you know? what gave me away?"
I replied, "your parents."
- GeorgesII0
I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes...
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The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames
- bliznutty0
first one to clap their hands gets an ice-cream cone
- MrT1
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't pay £100 to have a lentil on my face.
- GeorgesII0
Am I the only one with poorntaste
- MrT0
What do you call an Irish lesbican?
Gaelic.
