Are you a type ninja?...
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- UKV
...throwing stars needed!
Hey QBN'ers,
I am looking for a type pro to help me develop a custom typeface on behalf of an outdoor category brand I am working with. We have a start already, but it needs some of your Chuck Norris inspired love. Any recommendations, or interest please ping me at nicholas(dot)cryder(at)gmail.com…
Many thanks,
Sensei UKV
- airey0
please stop.
- airey0
no, the project sounds great. i'd just love the industry to not sound like douchebags. rockstar this, ninja that. it's like we're all 12 year old kanye west clones with seemingly endless sad self-promotional terms for what we do. maybe it's just me so ignore me and carry on.
- haters gotta hatetOki
- i'm with airey.dorf
- tOki = gold. hahahaairey
- I'm with airey too.whistleblower
- well said airey.pillhead
- instrmntl0
I'm a Ninja Rockstar™
- identity0
Alternate ad to another profession:
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ARE YOU A LAW ROCKSTAR!?I'm looking for a law-master to help me in the defense of a DUI-case in court! I've started gathering evidence (beer bottles, vomit, etc.) but it will need some of that Metallica-like law stuff you do! Any recommendations, or interest please ping me at
Many Thanks,
Roadie Identity
- < fucking golden.airey
- nice. thats better then my post over sweatylawyerballs.co...
UKV - sweatylawyerballs - love it. we should make a site. prsonal injury law of course.airey
- That's a fake email address!!!! I know a guy thoughWrappedInBooks
- What state are you in, hook you up good if it is the right one. Save that vomit though, it will be KEY to the argumentalbyeno
- airey0
there's some steep irony here. the guy fronting terms like 'type ninja' gets snarky and says he'll use 'QBN cool talk'. fucking lol. since when is plain english 'cool talk'.
i say we call all plain english here 'coolspeak™' just to make it clearer. or less clear. but cooler by not being cool at all.
- airey0
anyway, back to topic at hand. it does sound awesome. i wish i had any type talents to get involved.
- bigtrickagain0
UKV - gotta use the word 'cunt' more if you want to fit in.
Hey cunts,
I am looking for a type cunt to help me develop a custom typeface on behalf of an outdoor category brand I am working with. We have a start already, but it needs some of your cunty love. Any recommendations, or interest please ping me at nicholas(dot)cryder(at)gmail.com…...
Many thanks,
Cuntmonger UKV
- SteveJobs0
Hey most excellent rocker dudes,
Me and my distriguished friend, collegue and bandmate, are looking for a totally bodacious ninja rockstar for our band. We have a start already, but it needs some of your Eddy Van Halen inspired love. Any recommendations, or interest please dial me at 818-555-1520.
Be excellent to eachother,
Bill S. Prestion, Esquire
(ps. party on dude!)
- Continuity0
This reminds me of a rant I went on to some friends about agencies talking about their so-called 'DNA'.
'We've got digital DNA!'
Fuck me, I hate that.
- businesspeople come up with the dandiest shit don't theybigtrickagain
- 'do not answer'?jazmine
- UKV0
seriously tho, its a nice little project with budget.
- airey0
what have you got so far with it? it would be interesting to see the project progress here i reckon.
- beej0
sent you an email :)
- Amicus0
Talk to Kris Sowersby he's the Rocking Ninja Type Overlord from land that pretended to be Middle Earth.
:)
- lambsy0
- i don't understand it and i refuse to comment.airey
- it's a cockbag™
lambsy - wouldn't that be balls? hahahahamonospaced
- hahah nicebigtrickagain
- NSFW - Louis CK http://www.youtube.c…albyeno
- MrT0
I'm going to train to become a real ninja then stealthily take out anyone who applies the word to something clearly not as impressive. Like design.
- dorf0
- prettty muchbigtrickagain
- LOLd_rek
- HAHA
so airey is the FFFUUUU guy in everyone of these?mydo - HAHAHA.whistleblower
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- ahahavuc
- thinnest laptop evervuc
- cannonball19780
Are you guys talking about a job that requires a typographer?
Oh yeah, uh, shut up with the "ninja" stuff and, uh... *peers over at other side of argument* get bent airey