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- prophet0NE0
you must be one of those guys who reads the thread before posting.
- Projectile0
ripped from cyanide..
"plastic surgery won't help you.. I suggest a plastic bag over your head"
"don't you mean a brown paper bag?"
"maybe I didn't properly emphasize how ugly you are"
- dbloc0
I've got an idea. Let's play a game called hide and go fuck yourself.
- kona0
this thread is cracking me up
- prophet0NE0
maybe you should call a doctor. or better yet, a brain surgeon.
- dbloc0
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- megE0
(shitty pick up line)
I like your approach, now may I see your departure?
- linearch0
do you want a shake to go with your cries......
- dbloc0
do you want some cheese with that whine......
- camer0
thaaaanks captain obvious!
- camer0
nothing gets by you
- camer0
you can go ahead and just stand there
- camer0
here's a quarter, call someone who give's a shit
- camer0
ahhhhhhahaha my boss just called and left me a message to bring him a bagel and garlic cream cheese from tim horton's.
Sure I'd loooOOOOooove to!
- detritus0
The sarcasm is strong in all of you.
- eating_tv0
So she -wanted- you to fuck her?
- whatthefunk0
Boss: You should have been here at 9!
Me: Why, what happened at 9?
- dbloc0
I've been waiting my whole life to do this.
- dbloc0
nice design.