Sarcastic Comment of the Day
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- cannonball19780
"Oh, great, thanks a lot."
- cannonball19780
Did something die in <place, person's clothes, etc.> ?
- chris_himself0
tell it to your blog
- cannonball19780
I'm sure your mom's proud.
- whatthefunk0
even Helen Keller could understand that
- prophet0NE0
don't get up or anything.
- prophet0NE0
let me get that for you.
- prophet0NE0
what, are your arms broken?
- whatthefunk0
(said today after a co-worker commented on me putting my foot down)
Her "Now don't go putting your foot down on this one"
Me "You know there's other places for me to put my foot?"- what about... "why don't i just put my foot in your ass?"prophet0NE
- I go for the subtler approach when writingwhatthefunk
- prophet0NE0
(*someone complaining)
(response) let me get you a kleenex...
- airey0
oh i'm sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
- whatthefunk0
(*someone complaining)
(response) make like you're playing a violin with accompanying sounds
btw - prophetONE, happy to see another sarcastic fuck out there!- it's a combination of my childhood and my marriage?prophet0NE
- airey0
an i thought your mum was the only cunt in the family.
- whatthefunk0
when asked to attend something that sounds boring
(response) sorry, I have to rearrange my sock drawer tonight, I can't make it- < do you script write for uwe boll films by any chance?airey
- um, no - r u being sarcastic?whatthefunk
- lolbigtrickagain
- prophet0NE0
(*someone complaining)
(response with conviction) that's a really sad story...
- cannonball19780
Someone call the waaaahhhhmbulance.
- whatthefunk0
sorry, my crystal ball is in the shop
- cannonball19780
*COUGH* <statement> *COUGH*
- marychain0
well.....goooooooooooooooooooooo... for youuuuuuuu!!!
- marychain0
knock knock
who's there?
Go fuck yourself