Prostate exam
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- Jnr_Madison0
Hide some anal beads in there and then ask him to pull them out really fast, like rip starting a lawnmower.
- LMAO!!!!!! dude.... fucking awesome!!!!!mg33
- hahahahahaabigtrickagain
- airey0
half way through, shout angrily that he could at least cup your balls ffs.
- airey0
afterwards ask him if he'll hold you for a while.
- version30
"so uh, want to flip a coin? see who goes first?"
- airey0
"don't use the glove, and leave the rings on, i like it rough"
- version30
"the wife has no idea"
- elahon0
"could you use your whole hand please?"
- "i already am?"airey
- "try both then."airey
- "and give me a thumbs up when they're both in"elahon
- hahahahabigtrickagain
- gentleman0
fake an orgasm
- cnaps19700
Right when he sticks his finger in...you say..."you have sausage fingers just like daddy! Now put a cigar out on my taint, then tuck me in!"
- mg330
Ask him to use a vaginal speculum "just for kicks" and bring your own.
- mg330
Even better: have somebody paddle the living hell out of you tonight, or whip you with a belt, so that your ass is just red raw when you go in there, to the point you can't even walk straight. When the doctor inquires as to what happened to you, reply "my dad punished me for breaking curfew," no matter how old you are.
- BusterBoy0
Everything was going just fine until the Doc said "Just take your pants off and pop them on the chair over there...right next to mine".
- mg330
This is a terrible joke and I apologize but it's awesome and frankly it's great for this thread:
Little Billy goes to his friends birthday party.
After the presents are opened the mother of billy's friend brings out the entertainment...a Magician. The magician does all his tricks and Billy is awestruck...now Billy wants to learn magic. After the magic tricks he asks the magician if he could teach him some tricks.The magician agrees and tells Billy to meet him after school for his first lesson. So the next day after school Billy rushes to the magician's house to learn the tricks of the trade. The magic man takes billy into his home and brings him in the back room where all his Magic stuff is stored.
The magician tells billy to get ready for his first trick. he asks billy to drop his trousers and turn around. Billy is a little freaked out by this but after some prodding finally agrees. Now the magician gets up behind him and Billy feels a poking in his ass. The magician asks "Now Billy, does that feel like a thumb in your butt? Billy agrees with a grimace..."yes"The magician reaches around with both hands and gives billy the two thumbs up in his face. Prestooooo!!!!!
[when you tell this in person, you can really sell it with the thumbs up gestures and a big pelvic thrust]
- i've told this one but replaced 'magician' with 'grandpa'. much more better.airey
- MrOneHundred0
I hate to break up the party, but there is a blood test for this now...
- thank god for science!Amicus
- >:(
Thanks for ruining the party, Science.Peter - lol@PeterHbigtrickagain
- MrOneHundred0
...but if you insist on “going manual” jerk off a couple of hours before, so you can make the moment last.
- MrOneHundred0
Start crying, and when the doctor asks if you’re OK, tell him they’re tears of joy.
- mg330
Ask him to teach you how to milk yourself.
- airey0
they do the physical as well as the blood test, the psa test aint close to correct enough on it's own yet.
- jazmine0
i hope you pass your butt test