Prostate exam
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- bigbaby53
I am having my first prostate exam in the morning. Any advice or...um...tips?
- bulletfactory0
Just don't be a big baby.
- Horp0
Shave your butthole, wear a jock strap, offer to open yourself up with some light fingering first, let the examiner know he can watch you do that if he wishes.
- lol! "offer to open yourself up with some light fingering"version3
- Look coy, wear lipgloss. Call him 'Doctor Holey'.Horp
- Sit provocatively on the edge of his desk when first entering the room.Horp
- LOL!!!bigbaby53
- Take some poppers with you as they may not be available on the premises.Horp
- fuckin' awesome Horp. I am dying here! You win!mg33
- HAHAHAHAMeeklo
- Few things will be better than this comment on QBN in all of 2010.mg33
- Fucking GOLD!!!elahon
- i have to agreejohngrif
- version30
don't eat a lot of sugar or greens. no need to be gassy
- scarabin0
hide a ring in there and propose to the doctor
- hahaversion3
- Lawllajj
- HAHA!bulletfactory
- LOLOLOLHorp
- LOLJnr_Madison
- oh...my...juhls
- haha zzzingbigtrickagain
- fucking goldMal
- elDoctor0
Bleach your asshole like strippers do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ana…
Also make sure he buys you dinner.
- mikotondria30
Just remember that the doc has seen hundreds or thousands of these, ahem, things, and yours to him is just a familiar sight, 'at work'... Imagine someone coming into your office and going 'ooh...and ahh..' when you open Photoshop.. Its just what they look at and do.
If they're not wrong-footed by your tea-towel holder, then don't sweat it.
Try to bear down a little, and not pinch his hand off at first, btw.- no need to have your lemon party / goaste collage open though...version3
- Horp0
It would be great if you shoved a scoop of crunchy peanut butter in the cleft, but that's more for fun than out of any medical necessity.
- mg330
Too bad you didn't think ahead and get a tattoo of a giant squid on your ass before hand, with your a-hole as the single, dark eye.
- version30
bring a ball gag, tell him your safe word tell him to wait for your signal while you put on the ball gag and get into position. (i'm not sure how safe words work with ball gags but i do like the illusion of safety in a dominating position)
- inkpink0
practice makes perfect.
- BH260
Make sure you have a safe word. Snuffalufagus usually works well.
- airey0
the best advice would be to not get an erection, and if you do get one don't finish yourself off in the doctor's office.
- version30
actually, reading airey's comment i think logically, the only way to go in there is with an erection. let him know you are not emasculated by this foray, nay... intrusion into homosexuality... hey wait, are you gay? if you are, you can't have an erection. the dynamics are totally different
- version30
bring your own rubber gloves, the black ones, tell him it reminds you of your cellmate in prison. ask if it's okay for you to look back and watch between your legs