Prostate exam

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  • mg330

    This is a terrible joke and I apologize but it's awesome and frankly it's great for this thread:

    Little Billy goes to his friends birthday party.
    After the presents are opened the mother of billy's friend brings out the entertainment...a Magician. The magician does all his tricks and Billy is awestruck...now Billy wants to learn magic. After the magic tricks he asks the magician if he could teach him some tricks.

    The magician agrees and tells Billy to meet him after school for his first lesson. So the next day after school Billy rushes to the magician's house to learn the tricks of the trade. The magic man takes billy into his home and brings him in the back room where all his Magic stuff is stored.

    The magician tells billy to get ready for his first trick. he asks billy to drop his trousers and turn around. Billy is a little freaked out by this but after some prodding finally agrees. Now the magician gets up behind him and Billy feels a poking in his ass. The magician asks "Now Billy, does that feel like a thumb in your butt? Billy agrees with a grimace..."yes"The magician reaches around with both hands and gives billy the two thumbs up in his face. Prestooooo!!!!!

    [when you tell this in person, you can really sell it with the thumbs up gestures and a big pelvic thrust]

    • i've told this one but replaced 'magician' with 'grandpa'. much more better.airey

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